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theironjef posted:Oh, quotables that stuck with me? "fresh public wine" "who's this blowjob?" "moms know that a clown packs" "curvy homeboy packs a turbo secret"
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Pastry of the Year posted:"fresh public wine" I have said “who’s thisblowjob?” way more than I would care to admit.
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Mar 14, 2020 15:17
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I have said “who’s thisblowjob?” way more than I would care to admit. Extremely more.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:43
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I've found a surprising number of opportunities to use gruesome little curls.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:55
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There have been nights-- bad nights-- where I've been dangerously close to getting "there is no false power in the universe" tattooed onto my forever body.
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Mar 14, 2020 18:06
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How Wonderful! posted:There have been nights-- bad nights-- where I've been dangerously close to getting "there is no false power in the universe" tattooed onto my forever body. *slaps chest with loafer*
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Mar 14, 2020 18:26
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’ve always been fond of “drat! That answer could use some work!” when someone says something that jumps the line from “wrong” to “horrifying” I use "I guess by not givin' a poo poo" more myself
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Mar 14, 2020 19:32
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davidspackage posted:*slaps chest with loafer*
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Mar 14, 2020 20:52
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Pastry of the Year posted:"fresh public wine" "Crappy little bullshit man" really resonates with me
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Mar 14, 2020 21:59
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"I'll hit you with a rock! I'll do what I have to do!"
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Mar 14, 2020 22:01
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I've gotten some mileage out of "you're a crazy person; go to a dungeon"
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Mar 14, 2020 22:03
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I use "honky-tonk-style blowjob" more than I probably should, but I live in Texas and it's such a good descriptor for egregiously over-country-fied crap
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Mar 14, 2020 23:50
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Philippe is five, that is special.
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Mar 15, 2020 00:17
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I've also busted out "Now go to your room and do not use English again until I say it is okay" on some people, but I feel like that's probably a good candidate for the free space in the middle of the card.
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Mar 15, 2020 01:36
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The only ones I knowingly use are "the end, no moral" and the Ray's brother "I called you a cab. PS: no cab has been called" formulation. I'm sure it's worked on my subconsciously though.
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Mar 15, 2020 01:42
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"The car from Peel Out Summer.. Banned in seven states" or "Step on it Agnes" before hitting the accelerator in my car.
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Mar 15, 2020 20:28
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I think about "Built just like regular sentences, these sentences can forever transform the life of their speaker!" a fair bit
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Mar 16, 2020 18:49
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Come on now Who's the idiot Who is daddy's idiot
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Mar 16, 2020 19:20
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Three acres of grain tastes terrible with a baked potato.
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Mar 16, 2020 19:25
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I have on more than one occasion referred to my adolescence as a time when I was "stomping around acting punk rock", but this is okay since I am approximately the same age as the McDLT.
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Mar 16, 2020 19:35
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If you have to rent a tuxedo, you shouldn't wear a tuxedo. I would like to say "No fries to slow me down," but that's putting on airs. I never don't get fries if fries are an option.
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Mar 16, 2020 19:39
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Mar 16, 2020 19:53
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gently caress along, now.
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Mar 16, 2020 21:21
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Sockser hasn't clapped since 1985's A View To A Kill.
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Mar 16, 2020 22:37
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I have used the phrase "from circumstances" quite often since first seeing it to describe Beef. It never fails to get its meaning across.
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Mar 16, 2020 22:59
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I've gotten a lot of mileage out of "The End. No moral."
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Mar 16, 2020 23:07
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I’ve been thinking about these panels a lot recently.
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Mar 17, 2020 02:21
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Man, Vlad was pretty prescient about Subway Jared, or should I say Dennis J Carmichael I laugh every time I go to Achewood dot com and see "How to Gothic Dance (requires QuickTime)". The wallpaper resolutions are also very nostalgic.
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Mar 17, 2020 03:29
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She's so pretty a dog barks
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Mar 17, 2020 14:18
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Gann Jerrod posted:I’ve been thinking about these panels a lot recently.
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Mar 17, 2020 14:38
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Hah hah! Don't thank me, thank anarchy!
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Mar 17, 2020 17:42
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Gann Jerrod posted:I’ve been thinking about these panels a lot recently. I think SaniTaco is due for a comeback...
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Mar 17, 2020 18:38
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The horse is a weird one. What did he descend from? I don't remember any dinosaurs having such big buns. Say, I wonder what animal officially has the biggest buns!
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Mar 17, 2020 20:17
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root posted:I think SaniTaco is due for a comeback... C'mon man, don't act like the taco died!
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Mar 17, 2020 20:33
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The SaniTaco stand might be the only place open to get your hair cut.
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Mar 17, 2020 21:33
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davidspackage posted:gently caress along, now. I enjoy telling random things that are irritating to me to "go get pegged in a room, supper chunks."
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Antivehicular posted:I enjoy telling random things that are irritating to me to "go get pegged in a room, supper chunks." Threaten them with a good time
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Plus you probably want to marry me which is WEIRD And you probably also want to get it on with me like a hundred times in one day BESIDES
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