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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ocean Book posted:

those retail comics were pretty good. is that in newspapers?

yeah right next to perpetually pointless marmaduke and family circus

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Rutibex posted:

yeah right next to perpetually pointless marmaduke and family circus

Has anyone in human history ever laughed at a Marmaduke comic?

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Has anyone in human history ever laughed at a Marmaduke comic?

Only Great Dane owners. Marmaduke is nothing but an in joke for Great Dane owners. I grew up with at least 8 of them on our fridge.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
The tag line was something like "Killing your nemesis is illegal and could land you in prison. Encouraging them to eat bad food and outliving them so you can dance on their grave is just fine. There's nothing illegal about dancing". That was witty before the internet really upped their game.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

UltraRed posted:

Only Great Dane owners. Marmaduke is nothing but an in joke for Great Dane owners. I grew up with at least 8 of them on our fridge.

Great Danes sure are big!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Applewhite posted:

Great Danes sure are big!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!Hhah!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY STOP THIS GUY WITH THE FUNNY JOKES!!!! :):):):(:):)

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Zeniel posted:

Was Scott Adams ever actually an engineer?

I was listening the QAnon Anonymous podcast and they mentioned that he just did a degree in economics and then worked in a bank.

Nope. He worked for tech companies but in marketing or something.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Applewhite posted:

Great Danes sure are big!

They're loving huge! Holy poo poo!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Devils Affricate posted:

Holy poo poo you're right. They didn't just copy the style or use the same stock sound effects, it's the same song copied wholesale.

Herve Villechaize: the real life Dilby

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Tweet at him and get something real going GBS this poo poo is yawnstopia.

The authors who are bad people thread hashed 98% of this out already in the booknerd basement.

Poast more gillburg.

Get someone from YLLS who's actually stone cole ripped to compare bodies with The Adams.

Just some ideas

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ThePopeOfFun posted:

Tweet at him and get something real going GBS this poo poo is yawnstopia.

The authors who are bad people thread hashed 98% of this out already in the booknerd basement.

Poast more gillburg.

Get someone from YLLS who's actually stone cole ripped to compare bodies with The Adams.

Just some ideas

only Lowtax is allowed to organize GBS into an invasion mob. this is the old law of SA it must be respected

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Rutibex posted:

only Lowtax is allowed to organize GBS into an invasion mob. this is the old law of SA it must be respected

Well get the Taxman on the horn!

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Rutibex posted:

only Lowtax is allowed to organize GBS into an invasion mob. this is the old law of SA it must be respected

JUST AN IDEA OK
(but if u liek it do it)
NOT TRYING TO ORGANIZE ANYONE
(do it coward)

Applewhite posted:

Well get the Taxman on the horn!

Hey, Spineman, gee it's Pope I've been meanin' to get you on the horn--
wawawawa
Waddaya mean you don't have the time I got it right here on my wrist, see? Heh he--
wawawa
Ah gee it's just a little fun with that cartoonist--
wawawawawawawa
...Spineman, take it easy it was just an idea---
wawa
...a ban? I....hey now, mister that's pretty harsh we're just trying to dunk on som---
*click*
SPINEMAN??????



SPIIIIIINEEEEMANNNNN??????

ThePopeOfFun fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Mar 11, 2020

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ThePopeOfFun posted:

Tweet at him and get something real going GBS this poo poo is yawnstopia.

The authors who are bad people thread hashed 98% of this out already in the booknerd basement.

Poast more gillburg.

Get someone from YLLS who's actually stone cole ripped to compare bodies with The Adams.

Just some ideas


Don't touch the poop

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Who What Now posted:

Don't touch the poop

no ones touching the poop drat all these cops out here for no reason just talking about IDEAS and OPTIONS to SPICE IT UP

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ThePopeOfFun posted:

Tweet at him and get something real going GBS this poo poo is yawnstopia.

Maybe read the thread? Someone already tweeted him this thread and got blocked.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Tip posted:

Maybe read the thread? Someone already tweeted him this thread and got blocked.

what about my other three ideas:

1. The authors who are bad people thread hashed 98% of this out already in the booknerd basement.

2. Poast more gillburg.

3. Get someone from YLLS who's actually stone cole ripped to compare bodies with The Adams.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ThePopeOfFun posted:

what about my other three ideas:

1. The authors who are bad people thread hashed 98% of this out already in the booknerd basement.

Umm, I'll get right on that?

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Applewhite posted:

Great Danes sure are big!

They think they're people!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ThePopeOfFun posted:

what about my other three ideas:

1. The authors who are bad people thread hashed 98% of this out already in the booknerd basement.

2. Poast more gillburg.

3. Get someone from YLLS who's actually stone cole ripped to compare bodies with The Adams.

RE: 2: I'll get to it I'll get to it. I've got a lot of irons in the fire rn. Creative projects have been on hold due to constant home improvement work at our new house.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I'm just here to laugh at the bad nineties comic man ok

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Who would win in a fight between Jon from Garfield and Dilbert

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
doormat would lose to the shouty cat man

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I just remembered I once photoshopped tiny rapes into Scott Adams' eyes, but for the life of me I can't place the context

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Caesar Saladin posted:

Who would win in a fight between Jon from Garfield and Dilbert

They would both go for an open hand overhead slap at the same time, their hands would connect mid-air and all of their bones would shatter like in that glass movie or the guy who invented 8chan

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Caesar Saladin posted:

Who would win in a fight between Jon from Garfield and Dilbert

It looks like we're going to find out in the form of the newspaper comic themed food service industry

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Daikloktos posted:

I just remembered I once photoshopped tiny rapes into Scott Adams' eyes, but for the life of me I can't place the context

tiny rapes?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Never read Dilbert, only read Dilbert Hole.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Pote moe dilbert :)

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

BONGHITZ posted:

tiny rapes?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The original name for Dogbert was Dildog.

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
cboyardee ruined Dilbert for me long ago

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009

Kaiser Mazoku posted:

cboyardee ruined Dilbert for me long ago
*robocop.mp3 plays in the distance*

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Caesar Saladin posted:

Who would win in a fight between Jon from Garfield and Dilbert

Jon and his litter of human-puppy spawn could easily overwhelm and devour Dilbert.

Daikloktos posted:

I just remembered I once photoshopped tiny rapes into Scott Adams' eyes, but for the life of me I can't place the context

The gently caress does this even mean

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ThePopeOfFun posted:

Tweet at him and get something real going GBS this poo poo is yawnstopia.

The authors who are bad people thread hashed 98% of this out already in the booknerd basement.

Poast more gillburg.

Get someone from YLLS who's actually stone cole ripped to compare bodies with The Adams.

Just some ideas

are you having a strunk

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

UltraRed posted:

Only Great Dane owners. Marmaduke is nothing but an in joke for Great Dane owners. I grew up with at least 8 of them on our fridge.

Why would you put 8 great danes on your fridge

theres no room for them up there

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Murderion posted:

Why would you put 8 great danes on your fridge

theres no room for them up there

I'm in charge of Family Circus and I'd like to hire you as a writer.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
yawnstopia sounds like a pretty relaxed place i bet i would like it there

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I immediately pictured dominic deegan hands as the tiny rapes, I want to know if I’m right

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Murderion posted:

Why would you put 8 great danes on your fridge

theres no room for them up there

There's no room for them anywhere else :colbert:

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