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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
My archery range officially closed and I didn't pick up my bow so I will not be able to effortlessly hunt down wildebeests and free range TP post collapse.

The weather's nice tho and I'm half wondering if Amazon would deliver me a new bow given current restrictions...

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Working from home on the world's slowest VPN (stress tests? what are those?). I have anxiety bordering on agoraphobia and for the past few months I've lapsed to only going out of the house to work, to my therapist's office or to eat out. None of those are options now so it's full hermitage for however long this poo poo lasts.

silver lining is that I don't have to wear a bra anymore

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I was playing Civ IV: BtS last night and kicked Catherine's rear end. Stole Yekaterinburg and Yakutsk right out from under her nose with a bunch of well-trained riflemen & grenadiers. That's what she gets for having an annoyed attitude toward me for the whole time. :colbert:

The Harlatan
Sep 10, 2013

For I am a cat, you see.

I'm at home alternating between being bummed out that my first decently paying acting gig is now pushed off indefinitely, and freaking out at every tiny cough from my seasonal allergies because my asthmatic and anxiety-prone self has a husband unable to stop working outside of the house and interacting with the public. Gonna try to read the mountain of books I have stockpiled, organize my craft supplies, and try not to destroy my fragile immune system with constant panic.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

YeahTubaMike posted:

I was playing Civ IV: BtS last night and kicked Catherine's rear end. Stole Yekaterinburg and Yakutsk right out from under her nose with a bunch of well-trained riflemen & grenadiers. That's what she gets for having an annoyed attitude toward me for the whole time. :colbert:

I just added that to my wishlist in hopes it'll go on sale sometime. It's $20 which isn't bad at all but the game is 15 years old. I'm not sure if I've played Civ IV but I think I played 3 before. In the winter I was playing a lot of Civ V which isn't too bad but I got bored with it.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Bought my toddler some toy trucks to play with in the yard once the inevitable order that we are forbidden to leave our homes hits. Made very nice roast beef sandwhiches for lunch since Mr Ralph is WFH, and readjusting my shopping/planning to reflect now I got to feed two adults and a toddler three meals a day. Trying to finish my novel that I started in 2016 (which features a pandemic!) and hoping there still may be a market for it.

Since it's St Patricks day we're having some whiskey now that the kids in bed.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

went to the grocery store and it was pretty crazy. no meat really besides some ribeyes. 3 bags of lima beans. no bags of rice. frozen section bare except for novelty ice cream. thankfully the weedshop stayed open despite the governor calling for all non essential businesses to close. thank you brave weed guy.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I'd suck it up and buy rdr2 for like $30 if it was on sale today, gaben :pray:

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I deep cleaned my kitchen and laundry room today.

I used to work for the unemployment department in Oregon. Since Im probably home for the next few weeks Im going to see if they need volunteers to process UI claims for a while (with lots of places closed up their system is overloaded with claimants. Be nice to push some through before rent is due.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Youth Decay posted:

Working from home on the world's slowest VPN (stress tests? what are those?). I have anxiety bordering on agoraphobia and for the past few months I've lapsed to only going out of the house to work, to my therapist's office or to eat out. None of those are options now so it's full hermitage for however long this poo poo lasts.

silver lining is that I don't have to wear a bra anymore
I put on a sports bra this morning and it felt weird.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Spending way more money on pornography than usual.

Kink.com has a year's subscription on sale for $69 right now :nice:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Filming dumb YouTube videos for the forums


https://youtu.be/48KWIUbc9CE

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Gov. Evers is closing all bars today in Wisconsin.

Probably a good time to put my shotgun next to my couch just in case the riots hit my neighborhood.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



This morning I cooked two pounds of kidney beans and froze them in 10 bags of about a cup and a half each

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
knock on wood, the grocer in the village is still open, has beer and a deli. the tavern isn't doing dine-in anymore but they do curbside delivery, and have booze

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Gonna exercise via ring fit adventure, yoga, jogging and maybe get back to work next week, but somehow I don't think spas are going to be allowed to operate soon.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Filming dumb YouTube videos for the forums


https://youtu.be/48KWIUbc9CE

i approve of this video

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I just added that to my wishlist in hopes it'll go on sale sometime. It's $20 which isn't bad at all but the game is 15 years old. I'm not sure if I've played Civ IV but I think I played 3 before. In the winter I was playing a lot of Civ V which isn't too bad but I got bored with it.

Civ4 was the peak of the series. $20 is a steal

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Covid-19 No Nut Quarantine

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chinatown posted:

i approve of this video

Nice

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Well, now we are going to be closed. Telework will be fun with the wonky wifi I have at home. But at least I won't be around lots of people.

I'll also probably make chicken stock, as I am just out.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

hallelujah posted:

i have decided to pass away

I already work from home a lot and do most my work there but I still did weekly sessions around town till Sunday when I left one before it started because a dude was coughing before I even got in the m loving studio and Im not gettjng the virus from you bitch just bc you say it's pollen, I don't see any god drat pollen, the session is over

, I also have diabetes

I had swine flu but that was before I got diabetes and it almost kilt me lol. I'm a lot less robust than I was when I was 22

Good luck to everyone and let's all have a good pandemic, as best of one as we can. Otis out

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



What free stuff is going on? I found the kaossilator and moog mini d apps are free if youre a musician, theres a lot of free iOS games like the Alto games, and if youre in Italy or on a cruise ship you get free porn.

I have no income now and Im bored

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Snowy posted:

What free stuff is going on? I found the kaossilator and moog mini d apps are free if you’re a musician, there’s a lot of free iOS games like the Alto games, and if you’re in Italy or on a cruise ship you get free porn.

I have no income now and I’m bored

If you have the internet you also get free porn.

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Snowy posted:

What free stuff is going on? I found the kaossilator and moog mini d apps are free if youre a musician, theres a lot of free iOS games like the Alto games, and if youre in Italy or on a cruise ship you get free porn.

I have no income now and Im bored

Mr. Dick got kinda good at Crimson Clover the last time he had no income and was bored.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Dark souls 2 biiiitch.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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figured that the prevailing attitude warranted another playthrough of Fallout 4. Sided with the Institute for the first time because the idea of living in a completely isolated utopian bunker really appeals to me right now

Also finally got Nuka World and lol gently caress those raiders I murdered all of them

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



I'm playing Seiken Densetsu 3.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I'm still working on the middle of a city of 5 million lol

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Snowy posted:

What free stuff is going on? I found the kaossilator and moog mini d apps are free if youre a musician, theres a lot of free iOS games like the Alto games, and if youre in Italy or on a cruise ship you get free porn.

I have no income now and Im bored

I don't know if you're a fighter, but this stuff is free:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCZ8ttSxJ6c

https://bjjfanatics.com/products/self-master-solo-bjj-training-drills-by-john-danaher

Fortunately I have weights to work out with, and children to fight, during this difficult time.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Going to binge on Adam Curtis documentaries.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

I'm doing TP shopping at 8AM.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Fojar38 posted:

figured that the prevailing attitude warranted another playthrough of Fallout 4. Sided with the Institute for the first time because the idea of living in a completely isolated utopian bunker really appeals to me right now

Also finally got Nuka World and lol gently caress those raiders I murdered all of them

You're playing it wrong. The only way to play is to let the raiders proliferate and subjugate the dumbass settlers throughout the wasteland.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Pluto.tv just added a 24/7 Kaiju channel for completely free. Like old Super Sentai, Ultraman, etc. That's sure as hell on my second monitor right now.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Away all Goats posted:

Civ4 was the peak of the series. $20 is a steal

Especially Beyond the Sword. And the music loving rules.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


My kid stepped in and tracked in dog poo poo from our backyard so that really livened up my afternoon.

AmishSpecialForces
Jul 1, 2008
My gubment job is allergic to telework despite it being a perfect fit so I'm at work. All my social life has been cancelled though so i made a new batch of edibles and resubbed to dungeons and dragons online.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ralph Crammed In posted:

My kid stepped in and tracked in dog poo poo from our backyard so that really livened up my afternoon.
:owned:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I posted this on the other thread but it got buried so here it is: we should all invade one server in some MMO like back in the day

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Ive been having sex with a bar of soap in an effort to create a soap monster capable of crushing the virus

Please post the soap

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