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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

All those 21 year old millennials out there...

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Like, maybe I'm taking this too personally but I'm also lying here fussing about the cough that I started having around 11am and if I'm infected, you know where I almost definitely got it?

The grocery store where I work, where I am apparently not worth getting paid a living wage, because that's a starter job for high school kids.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
I'm not sure what significance spring break really holds in your 30's, but OK.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Daily reminder that baby boomers were called the "Me Generation" and were seen as being uniquely self-absorbed before they took over the media.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

you know I've been avoiding going out for a nice picnic because a ~retirement estate~ is next door to my local park but I guess I'm an irresponsible rear end in a top hat.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's daily coronavirus briefings – The prime minister will personally chair many of the daily briefings, which No 10 says will continue ‘as long as necessary’"

Telegraph:


Matt:

London tube to close many stations because of coronavirus

Independent:

Labour MPs alarmed at Covid-19 laws being passed without vote

Times:

After George Cruikshank.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on UK's lockdown fears

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:


Rowe:


Leak, Son of Leak:


Zanetti:

PM Scott Morrison told supermarket hoarders to stop it as it was Un-Australian.

Shakespeare:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

RoboRodent posted:

Oh, go gently caress yourself, Ramirez.

Just last week, there was a news story about a bunch of Boomers who were refusing to give up their big social activities. Weird how Ramirez wasn't saying anything about them :thunk:

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
https://twitter.com/PerryFellow/status/1240669108485660672

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

I'm liking that.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


That's just damned elegant :kiss:

Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer

I'm sorry remind me, how many loving times has Garrison railed against the terrifying evils of FREE STUFF?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Asgerd posted:

I'm sorry remind me, how many loving times has Garrison railed against the terrifying evils of FREE STUFF?

To him the Trumpbux checks aren't "free stuff" it's giving taxpayers back the money the government stole from them. It's only when the government uses your money to help other people that it becomes "free stuff."

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

ah yes, the large metal box labeled PANDEMIC SUPPLIES in the hallway outside of every emergency, truly thou art a master of the subtle art of political cartoons YOU loving HACK

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

T-man posted:

YOU loving HACK
Rall: House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Ted Rall posted:

In response to the coronavirus crisis San Francisco and other cities has imposed a "shelter in place" order that exempts the homeless.

Tags: Cops, coronavirus, COVID-19, homelessness, house arrest, lucky bastard, Police, poverty, shelter in place

there wolf posted:

Fifty panels of the same thing - worse.
First Dog on the Moon: A handy guide to better individuwellness with the ABC Interpretive Dance Bandicoot

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




T-man posted:

you know I've been avoiding going out for a nice picnic because a ~retirement estate~ is next door to my local park but I guess I'm an irresponsible rear end in a top hat.
In my country municipalities has been begging people not to go to their cabin (which is unlikely to be owned by 21 year olds) because it can help spread the virus and put further strain on their doctors:

(I miss my cabin)

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Congrats, you've caught it.


Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Oh yeah, how lucky these guys are to sleep in the street and to not get any protection from a pandemic. They'll get to stay outside and catch a lung-destroying disease and then die in the streets because they don't have a billion in cash to pay for admittance in a hospital. Lucky Ducky! :argh:

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

Cat Mattress posted:

Congrats, you've caught it.

He'll be fine as long as he doesn't touch his face.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Oh, two week delay! Is there nothing you can't do?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

MrUnderbridge posted:

Oh, two week delay! Is there nothing you can't do?

This one's especially telling because it's been 16 days since Bloomberg suspended his campaign. Either Fishman's operating on a longer-than-two-week delay, or he just straight up doesn't give a poo poo.

Arbetor
Mar 28, 2010

Gonna play tasty.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus


A needful commentary on how victims of experimental shrink rays should be given housing in the existing stock of apartments with inexplicably tiny doors. A Common Sense Cartoon.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

This one's especially telling because it's been 16 days since Bloomberg suspended his campaign. Either Fishman's operating on a longer-than-two-week delay, or he just straight up doesn't give a poo poo.

Not even pretending to care. You have to hand it to him, he's really making the effort to emulate Tinsley.

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

This one's especially telling because it's been 16 days since Bloomberg suspended his campaign. Either Fishman's operating on a longer-than-two-week delay, or he just straight up doesn't give a poo poo.

So we are going to get "It's just a flu" comics when there's 200k deaths in US?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Trapezium Dave posted:

First Dog on the Moon: A handy guide to better individuwellness with the ABC Interpretive Dance Bandicoot


Still an improvement, but perhaps I am just weak to any joke about people practicing mindfulness getting chased by wasps.

MrUnderbridge posted:

Oh, two week delay! Is there nothing you can't do?

Similarly dunking on Bloomberg will never not be funny to me on some level, so this new dude has manage to improve upon even the gaff comics. Here's to Tinsley's replacement; better poo poo in every sense of the phrase.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Captain Kosmos posted:

So we are going to get "It's just a flu" comics when there's 200k deaths in US?

Lol we might get those even from the people who do timely stuff.

LawrenceFriday
Nov 2, 2009

I am an elemental spirit summoned up from the Land of the Dead itself and given one purpose, one skill, one desire: To DRIVE. Or, to change oil or adjust timing belts if no driving jobs are open.

Feinne posted:

Lol we might get those even from the people who do timely stuff.

I can't wait for Garrison to write his "I got the Ching Chong Wing Wong virus. Thankfully, I have g reat American Medicare instead of communist death panels, so you can still donate to my GoFundMe. End the Fed." comic.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


It's cute that the author thinks it's republicans doing the voter suppression this year


also FFS I know I have to have low standards itt but *that isn't socialism*

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

T-man posted:

It's cute that the author thinks it's republicans doing the voter suppression this year


also FFS I know I have to have low standards itt but *that isn't socialism*

your a fool if you dont think the GOP is doing voter suppression this election.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...
Holy poo poo.

Gaybies nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Just because it’s a global pandemic does not give you the right to assume that people are infected because of their race or nationality, AGC.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

The liberal attempts fast, decisive action, while the conservative stands by and does literally nothing at all, AGC

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Regalingualius posted:

Just because it’s a global pandemic does not give you the right to assume that people are infected because of their race or nationality, AGC.

Actually, rich white dudes have been slightly more likely to be infected, because they like to travel. I'm Denmark at least, the mid-life crisis guys going skiing in Italy where the first victims.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Um, why are you in the restaurant and not practicing social distancing and ordering carry out?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

In this country we made up our own holiday for workers even though May Day was already a thing and we specifically renamed May Day "Loyalty Day"

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

https://twitter.com/grrrgraphics/status/1172590323156975616

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BonHair posted:

Actually, rich white dudes have been slightly more likely to be infected, because they like to travel. I'm Denmark at least, the mid-life crisis guys going skiing in Italy where the first victims.

I fail to see the problem?

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the fallout from the Windrush inquiry – An inquiry into the Windrush scandal found that the Home Office had demonstrated ‘institutional ignorance and thoughtlessness towards the issue of race’"

Telegraph:

Help! We're stuck at home with the children and have to home-school them without going out of our minds

Matt:

Bank of England cuts interest rates to all-time low of 0.1%

Independent:

London tube to close many stations because of coronavirus

Times:

After Herbert Mason.

Evening Standard:

Sunak launches third UK budget in nine days – and the most crucial; After Hokusai.

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the coronavirus schools shutdown

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