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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Nudism, you say?

e: I'm not sure I should be proud or ashamed of this snipe. Default is shamed.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1242257863185063937

HantaGatheravirus.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Hanta virus? Goddamnit it stop eating bats!

Hated by goons graffiti artist Lushsux is being hounded by Pro China consortium

I guess they got bored of Mr Horton after what's his face got banned from the Olympics

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
What is this primary fact checker crap? Is it a new Facebook "feature"?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yeah I think there is some pressure to eliminate fake news or something

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hang on. Xi Jinping's face isn't really green with Shrek style suckers growing out of it?

I had better submit a form to facebook, to make sure they know it is false.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Giant Metal Robot posted:

Germans had all kinds of health movements based around the idea that nature is good. Some are broadly known nowadays. Some you can still pay thousands to experience in an exclusive Alpine resort.

Nudism - good for health
Dry brushing - good for health
Herbal cough drops - good for health
Getting wrapped in towels and buried in hot sand - good for health

I went to a nudism lake in Germany and got parasites from the water. :( Not sure that's nudism's fault though.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Giant Metal Robot posted:

Germans had all kinds of health movements based around the idea that nature is good. Some are broadly known nowadays. Some you can still pay thousands to experience in an exclusive Alpine resort.

Nudism - good for health
Dry brushing - good for health
Herbal cough drops - good for health
Getting wrapped in towels and buried in hot sand - good for health

They missed out on the madness that is Anthroposophy, but Austria is close enough to almost be Germany...
Bury cows udders in field for better crops -good for health.
Make water spin in the right direction before drinking -good for health
Diluting poisons until only a few molecules remain and then interesting the water -good for health
Corners -BAD FOR BRAIN!

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Homeopathy is basically on the level of TCM, but at least if you want to make enough homeopathic pangolin boner elixirs for the entire world you'd only need a single drop of pangolin essence or whatever to pull it off.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Grand Fromage posted:

I just don't understand why. China has actual doctors, they understand what antibiotics are for. I get random people having no clue but why would medical professionals push people to take potentially harmful medicines that you can be 1000% sure will not help with the disease? I don't think they even profit off it the way US pharma companies do, though that seems like the most obvious explanation.

British doctors definitely had to be told to stop doing that once antibiotic-resistant bacteria started to be a thing, and there's no financial incentive at all for them. It was mainly just to keep patients happy by prescribing them something when they came in with a bad cold instead of telling them just to go chug soup.

It turns out laughter is much less effective medicine than an equivalent placebo.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Kharnifex posted:

Hanta virus? Goddamnit it stop eating bats!

not certain if this was the joke or not but hantavirus comes from mice piss

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

As an ESL teacher who will soon be quitting his current job and looking for jobs in the Aug/Sept semester, this is exactly what I am hoping for.

A bunch of white English speaking people will be scared, so won't apply, and thus the employers will be less discerning and hire a useless wastrel like me.

P.S. I am NOT applying to go to China. I did my 2 1/2 years there, and that was more than enough.

Hopefully also get a bit more cash. If i had to go english teacher after pandemic boogaloo, I'd pick Taiwan. A bit relaxed and chabadore.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

BrigadierSensible posted:

P.S. I am NOT applying to go to China. I did my 2 1/2 years there, and that was more than enough.

Two-year tour in The Zhong. Duty medal motto: Aqua Calda Super Veritas

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Wouldn't it be Cloaca Oleum Super Veritas?

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
Winnie the flu is absolutely the correct branding to counter the countermand (or w/e the ccp is claiming they are doing today).


Grand Fromage posted:

He's an official government spokesman, so yes.

And it's working. A couple of my friends with the worst nationalist brainworms are starting to spread the US did coronavirus meme, and Chinese friends tell me their parents are all in on it.

E: An example of state media supporting the same narrative: https://twitter.com/niubi/status/1242111019637448706

E2: Other state media is pushing back on it, looks like there's a fight going on in the state propaganda organs about how to handle this.

Caixin seem to be gambling their right to life. More power to them. Given that NYT etc are being turfed, doubly so they should stand, it's impressive ethics.

Fojar38 posted:

Alot of the positive propaganda falls flat too when one realizes that the PRC isn't donating things to countries so much as selling them. The "medical outreach" is plague profiteering

Have you not been offerred a job selling masks? I have, my gf has, other friends have. The plague profiteering is either desperately needed, or disgusting, i haven't decided yet. The poo poo does need to move, whether it seen is overcapacity product dumping won't be decided for a few weeks yet. Demand is what it is. Them that take advantage now will likely reap the reward later (I hope).

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Covid-19? Why you no get Covid-A?

This just needs more love! A classic.

Magna Kaser posted:

no water. just beer. room temp.

:tipshat: :britain: *ahem, thats ours, not theirs!

url fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Mar 25, 2020

Burns
May 10, 2008

I wonder how many countries will now indebt themselves to chjna gor the next hundred years gor their bailouts.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Burns posted:

I wonder how many countries will now indebt themselves to chjna gor the next hundred years gor their bailouts.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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url posted:

Have you not been offerred a job selling masks? I have, my gf has, other friends have. The plague profiteering is either desperately needed, or disgusting, i haven't decided yet. The poo poo does need to move, whether it seen is overcapacity product dumping won't be decided for a few weeks yet. Demand is what it is. Them that take advantage now will likely reap the reward later (I hope).

You can say that the plague profiteering is good and that's fine but the problem arrives when it's treated as Chinese aid given freely out of the goodness of their hearts, which it isn't.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Burns posted:

I wonder how many countries will now indebt themselves to chjna gor the next hundred years gor their bailouts.

given the rate of money printing - sorry QE - that is about to take place, i don't think any one is planning to pay anything back.

Much like the trillions that got 'lost' during 2008, i would think we are going to see another ridiculously painful inflation jump, just shy of hyper inflation (if we're lucky and we all play nice). I'm not an economics hero by any stretch, but the risk of hyperinflation seems to be stronger now than in 2008.

I'm not 100% certain, but, when we are printing telephone numbers of currency overnight, (with what seems to be increasing regularity) the models in hand seem like maybe they are not working - it's not ok is all I'm sure of.

I'll toss in an ill-thought out conspiracy just for fun, I would also ask if 2008 was an opportunity to achieve some degree of currency equalisation to ameliorate some of the effects of 20 years of wanton offshoring.

I can't meaningfully engage in economics, apologies if this annoyed you.

non-stealth edit:

Fojar38 posted:

You can say that the plague profiteering is good and that's fine but the problem arrives when it's treated as Chinese aid given freely out of the goodness of their hearts, which it isn't.

yeah, i'm wholly behind that. Do the corruption and grease the wheel to get the loving poo poo moving.
(that was the topic of my dissertation btw, the win-win of coruption in a developing country.
at some point the normalisation has to kick in, and the corruption has to stop. Corruption is only useful to a point, the CCP have clearly missed their indicators.)

the re-branding, that's lame navel gazing,wishful thinking, point scoring, back patting, disappointing to humanity at large, dissonant ambition.

url fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Mar 25, 2020

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



url posted:

given the rate of money printing - sorry QE - that is about to take place, i don't think any one is planning to pay anything back.

Much like the trillions that got 'lost' during 2008, i would think we are going to see another ridiculously painful inflation jump, just shy of hyper inflation (if we're lucky and we all play nice). I'm not an economics hero by any stretch, but the risk of hyperinflation seems to be stronger now than in 2008.

I'm not 100% certain, but, when we are printing telephone numbers of currency overnight, (with what seems to be increasing regularity) the models in hand seem like maybe they are not working - it's not ok is all I'm sure of.

I'll toss in an ill-thought out conspiracy just for fun, I would also ask if 2008 was an opportunity to achieve some degree of currency equalisation to ameliorate some of the effects of 20 years of wanton offshoring.

I can't meaningfully engage in economics, apologies if this annoyed you.

i cannot comment as i am not an economist

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Pham Nuwen posted:

i cannot comment as i am not an economist

Fair comment.

I have some broad strokes, but this is GBS, and I've eaten enough poo poo on SA to just put the disclaimers up front these days.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Pham Nuwen posted:

i cannot comment as i am not an economist

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Pham Nuwen posted:

i cannot comment as i am not an economist

Pretty solid avatar/post synergy here.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Mozi posted:

not certain if this was the joke or not but hantavirus comes from mice piss

In Oz we had hanta spread from Bats to horses

* Haha sorry, wrong virus, Hendra!!!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


lol at there being another disease outbreak but at least hantavirus doesn't spread between humans. Stay away from mice.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

url posted:

Fair comment.

I have some broad strokes, but this is GBS, and I've eaten enough poo poo on SA to just put the disclaimers up front these days.

I'm not an economist either but I know just enough about it to tell you that your post is so hysterically nonsensical that I'm not even sure if you know what hyperinflation means.

The corona virus related decreases in labor productivity combined with government stimulus definitely creates the potential for inflation, but there's a big difference between inflation of 10% and 10000%

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Squalid posted:

I'm not an economist either but I know just enough about it to tell you that your post is so hysterically nonsensical that I'm not even sure if you know what hyperinflation means.

The corona virus related decreases in labor productivity combined with government stimulus definitely creates the potential for inflation, but there's a big difference between inflation of 10% and 10000%

I don't think it starts at 10000%, calm down a bit.

But, sure, I'll walk the hyperbole back.

What's the scale, creeping, walking, galloping, hyper?

If stimulus is required for an extended period, I think it's relatively safe to say we will be out of our comfort zone and on that scale, to what degree is anyone's guess at this juncture.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Fojar38 posted:

You can say that the plague profiteering is good and that's fine

Lol no it isn't.

But yeah , current presentation of sales as aid is depressing.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
The CCP sees the silver lining in any situation.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Atopian posted:

Lol no it isn't.

But yeah , current presentation of sales as aid is depressing.

Fine as in I can see the argument that it's better than nothing even if it's morally abhorrent

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Hell, I love it!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Blistex posted:

The CCP sees the silver lining in any situation.

I am not a silver lining and so cannot comment

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Blistex posted:

The CCP sees the silver lining in any situation.

is it good for bitcoin?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sometimes I forget what thraed I'm in and think the Eve Online Devs have hosed something up again.

KennyTheFish
Jan 13, 2004

url posted:

I don't think it starts at 10000%, calm down a bit.

But, sure, I'll walk the hyperbole back.

What's the scale, creeping, walking, galloping, hyper?

If stimulus is required for an extended period, I think it's relatively safe to say we will be out of our comfort zone and on that scale, to what degree is anyone's guess at this juncture.

Mark Blyth has a lot of good presentations on YouTube that goes into this.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Grand Fromage posted:

lol at there being another disease outbreak but at least hantavirus doesn't spread between humans. Stay away from mice.

Doesn't USUALLY spread between humans. Check out the Andes Virus and dream of the next pandemic :allears:

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
No foreigners allowed thanks.

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Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.
Welp, border just closed to inbound foreign nationals.

Presumably they want no part of the wave that would otherwise be hitting soon.

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