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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

let's all meet up in roll20 and do a uk thread d&d game

well

a FATAL game

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Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I will be the orc but with a dwarf dick

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Looke posted:

My wife is really grateful for the NHS applause, and on that note does anyone know how many claps a loaf of bread is worth?

does it cheer your evil dead heart that you get to kick even more people off their benefits during a pandemic?

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Furia posted:

I will be the orc but with a dwarf dick

same but opposite

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the dick with a dwarf orc

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
The proto wife has done a lovely fish dish. Mentioned she put white wine in it. Fucks sake priorities at a time like this.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Jose posted:

does it cheer your evil dead heart that you get to kick even more people off their benefits during a pandemic?

The stiffy hasn’t settled

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Qubee posted:

Aldi paying it's employees a 10% bonus for all hours worked since 9th March and the cynical oval office in me thinks "yeah cause they've probably made mad bank from all this stockpiling poo poo and they're just gonna throw their employees a 10% bonus"

Aldi generally treat their staff pretty well compared to other supermarkets

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

let's all meet up in roll20 and do a uk thread d&d game

well

a FATAL game

Okay im a half-orc bard with a 7 string bass guitar and all I play are Korn songs

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
FATAL is more concerned with what the maximum girth your anus will accept is.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

same

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Yo I want in on Jackbox and any other social video game times PLEASE

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Aldi (or maybe Lidl) paid more ph than my first degree requiring job in my field... And my second.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
My street erupted into applause. The next door neighbour also yelled "well done" at me since they know I'm NHS which was surreal.

The same neighbour also shot fireworks at an EU flag on Brexit Day

Qubee
May 31, 2013




fridge corn posted:

Aldi generally treat their staff pretty well compared to other supermarkets

ah fairs

for the regularly scheduled doom and gloom post, I've been reading this website https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

compare Italy, Spain and UK. Italy locked down on 9th March with 9000 cases, Spain locked down 14th March at 6000 cases, UK locked down 24th March at 8000 cases. So I think we're gonna end up around the same place as them in two weeks.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

But everyone clapped

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
If you don't understand why you're pretty much a weirdo

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



The clapping was nice. The airhorns, car horns and fireworks were a bit annoying.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



oh and my place of work has decided to hire EVEN MORE staff to deal with the extra demand from supermarkets thanks to the loving idiot panic buyers.

RIP me i guess

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Everyone on my street was singing hallelujah

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The version from Shrek I hope

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
There are other versions?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm voting for tonight for Jackbox

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Queueing to be let in the supermarket. They should start hiring doormen: "No trainers or sportswear, lads".

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No facemask, no gloves, no entry.

Loyalty card holders with a spend history in the upper 10% get to use the VIP queue.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
BoJo has got the CoRo

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Rip bj

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Got this cough that keeps coming and going but I feel like I've had it much longer than the virus has been a threat, however in an attempt to determine if I'm suffering from any shortness of breath I did some brief calisthenics in the garden

Results were inconclusive cuz I'm so out of shape!!!!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



fridge corn posted:

BoJo has got the CoRo

loving lol

edit - 2,000,000 respirators suddenly incoming

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Pistol_Pete posted:

Queueing to be let in the supermarket. They should start hiring doormen: "No trainers or sportswear, lads".

my asda has hired the door staff from the spoons next door as bouncers, they were going after queue jumpers it was great

ive been keeping off news sites and social media for my brain health so hearing a load of clapping and fireworks and poo poo last night was very confusing until i googled it

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Bit paranoid of catching the virus but all signs seem to show I am in good health.



Nice

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
When we all have the virus we will have nothing to fear from the virus.

After we bury all the bodies anyway.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Hi thread

I'm not dead, in case anyone wanted to know. Can breathe better now, just very very sleepy.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Quote-Unquote posted:

Hi thread

I'm not dead, in case anyone wanted to know. Can breathe better now, just very very sleepy.

I was just about to ask actually. Good to hear my friend

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

fridge corn posted:

Bit paranoid of catching the virus but all signs seem to show I am in good health.



Nice

double nice

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



How is everybody else? Enjoying isolation?

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I always appreciate it when people emphasise that we're going to beat this together (only, uhh, separately)

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Pistol_Pete posted:

Queueing to be let in the supermarket. They should start hiring doormen: "No trainers or sportswear, lads".

U FUKN WOT M8 U KNO HOW MUCH TEHSE COST EH *headbutts* :mad:

they cost £20.99 from the middle aisles in lidl but i robbed them anyway

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Pistol_Pete posted:

Queueing to be let in the supermarket. They should start hiring doormen: "No trainers or sportswear, lads".

Also just been to the supermarket, do not recommend.

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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I had to queue for 20 minutes but once I was in was actually able to pick up some pasta and eggs. The store was also blissfully empty of shuffling, aisle-blocking, oblivious rival shoppers. I hope they make this permanent.

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