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biosterous

biosterous posted:

post your stargate rankings

sg-1 > atlantis > universe

i forgot the movie, it's between sg-1 and atlantis because while it is very good like sg-1, it is a lot shorter than sg-1! quantity and quality > just quality

stargate infinity doesn't actually exist, sorry i think you imagined it!

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he/him

# ? Mar 31, 2020 05:34

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Dash Rendar posted:

i would like to know more

# ? Mar 31, 2020 05:35

ChubbyChecker

Kief Richards posted:

i'm sorry but my amiga is only in black and white, what do other posters mean about green and amber??????

it's good to know that there are cultured people round here

# ? Mar 31, 2020 09:32

ChubbyChecker

Tin Tim posted:

*puts on his rad space man outfit and runs to the docking bay and out into your forum*

Hello new posting friends I hope you're doing well!

Now we've come to post and chill but we don't come empty handed. First, let's set the mood with a fiting tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eckbHlcZqKI

And now for some form of gift from me to you. See, I used to be a pretty big star wars fan back in my youth. Loved the three OG movies and had a ton of toys in various shapes and sizes. I was a baby when the first wave of toys hit but my dad was cool and good and bought me a bunch on a flea market later in life during a buisness trip. I sold pretty much all of my old toys when I was out of my early twenties except for two. I'll keep them forever because they make me remember how much it meant to me that my dad bought these things for me back in the day

I now they're scuffed as heck but they are very dear to my heart

# ? Mar 31, 2020 09:36

Twenty Four

ChubbyChecker posted:

https://i.imgur.com/LqrnCd8.mp4

reignofevil posted:

lol

also farscape

# ? Mar 31, 2020 10:26

Mooey Cow: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hello I think some poetry could help this starship on its way, so I wrote a poem (i am a poet btw).

# ? Mar 31, 2020 11:37

Goons Are Gifts

Mooey Cow posted:

Hello I think some poetry could help this starship on its way, so I wrote a poem (i am a poet btw).

woa,8h!!!)-

# ? Mar 31, 2020 11:45

ChubbyChecker

Mooey Cow posted:

Hello I think some poetry could help this starship on its way, so I wrote a poem (i am a poet btw).

# ? Mar 31, 2020 12:25

reignofevil

Mooey Cow posted:

Hello I think some poetry could help this starship on its way, so I wrote a poem (i am a poet btw).

# ? Mar 31, 2020 12:58

Squizzle

the burger is also round

# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:22

biosterous

Squizzle posted:

the burger is also round

wha what h-howwwwwww???

# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:24

reignofevil

Squizzle posted:

the burger is also round

THAT'S NOT TRUE

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

the previous owner of my house wallpapered a closet with sci fi mags, and it kicks rear end.

TAR WARS

# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:29

Tin Tim: Live by the pun - Die by the pun

ENERGY
:krad:

WEAPONS

Also look what I found in my old comics box

It's a fan mag from around 96. I'll post a few pics from it tonight

# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

Tin Tim posted:

It's a fan mag from around 96. I'll post a few pics from it tonight

# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:59

Manifisto

I watched this video from the pictures thread and holy moly I felt transported in time, it was disorienting

Sleeveless posted:

Are videos OK, because the media blitz and pop culture saturation surrounding the original release of Star Wars is one of my favorite 70s cultural artifacts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0vBP-WODYk

(possibly due to some cropped Star Wars porn parodies from 38m-40m)

like instead of cool retro-futurism this is just insane cultural whiplash

the thing I found most hilarious was the carrie fisher interviewer at 21:42 who was really really into the jawas (confession: I liked the jawas too)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 14:16

Roth

I'm love byob and Star Wars

# ? Mar 31, 2020 14:55

biosterous

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# ? Mar 31, 2020 15:08

Escape From Noise

Squizzle posted:

the burger is also round

Not at Wendy's. Not even at breakfast.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3915612&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

# ? Mar 31, 2020 15:44

Goons Are Gifts

Is Jabba a kind of soup??

# ? Mar 31, 2020 15:55

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Goons Are Great posted:

Is Jabba a kind of soup??

Hmm, well yes I think so.

Jabba the Hutt is also pizza the hutt and pizza is of course a type of sandwich. soup, at least in a bread bowl, is also a kind of sandwich, so therefore QED by the transitive property of sammich equality jabba is indeed a type of soup

# ? Mar 31, 2020 16:07

Goons Are Gifts

Jabba would also qualify as another candidate for the sexual snail contest (ohOhOOHHoh) 2020 wouldn't he

Might need some human titties

# ? Mar 31, 2020 16:08

Twenty Four

Roth posted:

I'm love byob and Star Wars

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:11

Yinlock

*balances a dildo on a building block* ENERGY WEAPONS

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:13

nut

I never watched any Star Wars seeing as how I was raised in the mountains by a community of mighty oaks but have u guys ever thought of calling them blazer guns lol

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:17

Yinlock

is there a reason why chewbacca's laser gun looks like a crossbow

the answer "because it's dope as hell" is acceptable but there's probably some insanely complicated explanation that i want to know

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:18

reignofevil

Something something super duper strong laser bolt something something crossbow shape necessary to contain and direct the force of the laser.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:20

Yinlock

reignofevil posted:

Something something super duper strong laser bolt something something crossbow shape necessary to contain and direct the force of the laser.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:21

alnilam

You know how in the video games you can hold the fire button on the bowcaster and charge up and it'll shoot a spread of up to 5 shots, does it really do that, and do they shoot from one point or from multiple points along the curve of bow

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:27

Squizzle

alnilam posted:

You know how in the video games you can hold the fire button on the bowcaster and charge up and it'll shoot a spread of up to 5 shots, does it really do that, and do they shoot from one point or from multiple points along the curve of bow

no i dont know

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:51

Goons Are Gifts

tbh I never watched star wars I only read the books and I'm still rooting for Ned Stark to win this

# ? Mar 31, 2020 17:59

ChubbyChecker

Goons Are Great posted:

tbh I never watched star wars I only read the books and I'm still rooting for Ned Stark to win this

you shall pass the joint - gaius balzar

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

Squizzle posted:

no i dont know

okay so there are things things called video games

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:30

Finger Prince

owlhawk911 posted:

imagine there were more of them, and different farts for lasers. imagine the trench run on the first death star but luke is trying to shoot a d*ldo into the galaxy's biggest ol rear end while these things take out his buddies left and right

It's not impossible. I used to cornhole womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two butt cheeks.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:43

Mummy Napkin

I roll my space doobies on my return of the Jedi laserdisc sleeve

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:54

Mummy Napkin

Someone bust out star wars Kinect

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:54

alnilam

Mummy Napkin posted:

Someone bust out star wars Kinect

I’m so happy the carbonite is gone.
I’m movin’ on.
I’m so happy that it’s over now.
The pain is gone.

I’m putting on my shades
To cover up my eyes
I’m jumpin’ in my ride,
I’m heading out tonight

I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.

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# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:57

Mummy Napkin

WHO WRINKLED MY SLAVE LEIA POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?

# ? Mar 31, 2020 19:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

0haiThere posted:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 19:38

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Heather Papps posted:

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