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ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



means-testing is bullshit, cut everyone a check imo, but i'm struggling to feel bad about retirees on social security having to fill out a form to get money they'll likely donate to some pastor or buy colloidal silver toothpaste with anyway

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Chris James 2 posted:

yall got april fool'd

no april ur april

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

Hahahahahaha this is amazing. Exactly what we need to not be wasting our time pretending to fight. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
big fan of turning the coronavirus taskforce meeting into not that

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




oh fuffkc

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


smarxist posted:

free crazy cloud

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

So we're taking time out to gently caress with Venezuela again and blowing poo poo up to forget the holes in your lungs

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

"Thank you Mr. Secretary for those, uh...words."

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
throwing my pillow into the toilet in solidarity with anti mypillow #resist crew

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Oh good, the drugs won't get past Jump Street. Johnny Depp won't let them.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



look at all those people assembling a plague hospital during a plague, without wearing any PPE

lmao private dickeye just sneezed on this brand new bed no big deal :smugdon:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
can't catch corona if you smother yourself with a mypillow

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Impkins Patootie posted:

tell me about The Storm while smothering me to death with your famous product Mikke Linnell
lol

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

You won't get to kill Americans*
*were gonna do it first

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

uh oh sounds like trump is trying to out-media cycle the CoronaVirus again ??

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
when does shuck come out

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


there’s nothing else to talk about, just more death and more lackluster testing, so ... Mexicans!!!!

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

Man Musk posted:

uh oh sounds like trump is trying to out-media cycle the CoronaVirus again ??

And they'll absolutely fall for it

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

lmaopocalypse posted:

Hahahahahaha this is amazing. Exactly what we need to not be wasting our time pretending to fight. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
literally the most important time to conduct these operations!

#drukQs

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 379 days!

Man Musk posted:

uh oh sounds like trump is trying to out-media cycle the CoronaVirus again ??
The media are pisspigs, they cant get enough of TRUMP

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

ChristsDickWorship posted:

means-testing is bullshit, cut everyone a check imo, but i'm struggling to feel bad about retirees on social security having to fill out a form to get money they'll likely donate to some pastor or buy colloidal silver toothpaste with anyway

to be fair most of them will probably get grifted by a scam artist phone call and then apologize to their grandchildren about the lack of birthday money this year

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/axios/status/1245457959829864448

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ChristsDickWorship posted:

means-testing is bullshit, cut everyone a check imo, but i'm struggling to feel bad about retirees on social security having to fill out a form to get money they'll likely donate to some pastor or buy colloidal silver toothpaste with anyway
Goons aren't good with statistics, huh?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




idiot government should just issue soma rations, ride out the rona on the dark side of the moon

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

tenderjerk posted:

The media are pisspigs, they cant get enough of TRUMP

you know id be more inclined to believe you if the media were directly responsible for dolling him up into a strong daddy figure for years then giving him hundreds of hours of free campaign coverage and

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


What the gently caress kind of Hallmark mini-series was that?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my local news cut away already when they realized nothing virus related was happening

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mayor Dave posted:

Babbys first shake

lol

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

tenderjerk posted:

The media are pisspigs, they cant get enough of TRUMP

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1245467383550152705

lol my man dan

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

holy poo poo

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


rockslide the cradle

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

thrawn527 posted:

Oh good, the drugs won't get past Jump Street. Johnny Depp won't let them.

i don't think hes in that movie

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


thrawn527 posted:

What the gently caress kind of Hallmark mini-series was that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandemic_(miniseries)

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

All these troops gonna get covid

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1245111214893563904

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


French Stewart as Dr. Carl Ratner
Eric Roberts as Mayor Dalesandro

Haha. Nope. Nope.

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