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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sestze posted:

Remember Chris Cuomo, the bastion of leadership that was stating how we had to make sacrifices to return to work?

He's got Coronavirus now

Thoughts and prayers I guess.

I don't wish death on anyone but I hope this kicks the poo poo out of him.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Andy is doing well with his response to the pandemic, especially compared to other governors and Trump, but he's also someone that loves to blame us here in NYC for problems created by taking our tax money and distributing it throughout upstate and Long Island while the MTA continues to gently caress around and blame fare jumpers for the fact that they've only built five or six new stations in the last thirty years. He admits he's only ridden the subway twice in the last two decades and figured the most important thing we needed on public transit were USB outlets and WiFi.

There's also that bit of absurdity last year where Andy and Chris got salty about anti-Italian slurs so the former dropped the N-bomb during a radio interview and the latter insisted being called Fredo is just as bad as getting the N-bomb dropped on you.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Loudly complaining about how being called Fredo is a racial slur and that you're being unfairly maligned is about the most Fredo thing you can do

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️


Phone posting and dont use the imgur app and this was the best pic I could find but you get the idea.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The guy being honked at at 1:03 reminds me of one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

5 seconds of schadenfreude right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irXYo_TR6Qk

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/janerichsen/status/1245707839789838340

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The guy being honked at at 1:03 reminds me of one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

5 seconds of schadenfreude right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irXYo_TR6Qk

That's just good comedy right there.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1245534266437652482?s=19

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


:psyduck: why the gently caress would you have that in your home without some kind of goddamn blast shield in front of it

i think an insurance adjuster somewhere just had a spontaneous orgasm and has no idea why

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
He's the artist that made it. He uses knives in a lot of his stuff.
That's a lol tho.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

food court bailiff posted:

:psyduck: why the gently caress would you have that in your home without some kind of goddamn blast shield in front of it

i think an insurance adjuster somewhere just had a spontaneous orgasm and has no idea why

He's that artist that pops balloons.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

He's that artist that pops balloons.

And hands...

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

anonumos posted:

And hands...

Hands are just blood and bone balloons when you think about it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Yes. Yes you are. There was a major motion picture last year that dealt with this exact kind of subject.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

mind the walrus posted:

Yes. Yes you are. There was a major motion picture last year that dealt with this exact kind of subject.

There was a movie about the dangers of knife sculptures?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It came up when the Knives were Out, yes.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:wotwot:

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Jeff Sessions face is eaten by a leopard

lol get hosed you piece of poo poo

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Well, who would have seen it if it was called Knives Responsibly Put Away?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



food court bailiff posted:

:psyduck: why the gently caress would you have that in your home without some kind of goddamn blast shield in front of it

i think an insurance adjuster somewhere just had a spontaneous orgasm and has no idea why

I feel a growing, overwhelming, nearly tidal-wave-like urge

To write a very detailed risk report and send it to underwriting

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/ckD7dzg.mp4

Sound not required but very encouraged.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ckD7dzg.mp4

Sound not required but very encouraged.

I love how focused she looks when she's hitting the lid.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

EasilyConfused posted:

I love how focused she looks when she's hitting the lid.

This is important work.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CleanZigzagBluebottlejellyfish-mobile.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/ucaMxVD.mp4

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Andy is doing well with his response to the pandemic, especially compared to other governors and Trump, but he's also someone that loves to blame us here in NYC for problems created by taking our tax money and distributing it throughout upstate and Long Island while the MTA continues to gently caress around and blame fare jumpers for the fact that they've only built five or six new stations in the last thirty years. He admits he's only ridden the subway twice in the last two decades and figured the most important thing we needed on public transit were USB outlets and WiFi.

There's also that bit of absurdity last year where Andy and Chris got salty about anti-Italian slurs so the former dropped the N-bomb during a radio interview and the latter insisted being called Fredo is just as bad as getting the N-bomb dropped on you.

Upstate folks (I'm in the capitol region but it's all over the state) complain that Cuomo only cares about New York City. It's oddly heartwarming to think that all New Yorkers are United in our annoyance towards our governor.

eta: I did not know about Andy dropping the N-bomb. Ugh.

trickybiscuits fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Apr 3, 2020

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Nothing can beat the classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

food court bailiff posted:

:psyduck: why the gently caress would you have that in your home without some kind of goddamn blast shield in front of it

i think an insurance adjuster somewhere just had a spontaneous orgasm and has no idea why

Why make really bad art in the first place?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

back, and to the left

back, and to the left

back, and to the left

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954vXPa4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnb6uYAzuno

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1245737359410450432

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

How's that greed weworking out for you? Could have cashed out at anytime you dingus.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

These are so stupid I love them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954vXPa4

e: Should have read the whole page :(

LifeSunDeath posted:

How's that greed weworking out for you? Could have cashed out at anytime you dingus.

Is this the thing where they put a bunch of desks in a warehouse and build little glass enclosures around them and rent them out to small companies? Yeah that is dumb as hell.

Memento posted:

back, and to the left

back, and to the left

back, and to the left

That, my friend, is one magic swissball :jerry:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Apr 3, 2020

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

I had to track down the one with the missed flashbang. The "oooh!" just sounds like a saucy old lady and I love it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuXa7OXc7JM

Edit: shout out to Han Solo at the 15 second mark

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankFreeBrocketdeer.webm

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






I love these so much. What would you even search for to find them ?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Chris Pistols posted:

I had to track down the one with the missed flashbang. The "oooh!" just sounds like a saucy old lady and I love it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuXa7OXc7JM

Edit: shout out to Han Solo at the 15 second mark

Thanks for finding this, it's great.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKPTWXD2Z0&t=18s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-FhELeX9M

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


You really hate to see it. that the value isn't 0, that is

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