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from the shirtless carny at the state fair. So far I'm just in training but I think I'm learning a lot. He's an ancient warlock and a master of pleasure. For my first quest I had to obtain an enchanted corndog and two (2) bedeviled candy apples. It wasn't easy. I couldn't just get them from the concession stand. First I had to complete the quest of infinite smokes as well as well as obtain a handsome husband for the concession stand owner. I also had to slip her like $50. But I can feel my power growing! I yearn for the day when I may don my own wizard robe provided by the airbrushing booth. I have a lot of quests to fulfill and items to obtain before that happens though.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Apr 3, 2020 |
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the deep fried mars bar is an extremely powerful lingam totem. you are not ready to handle such power yet, however bringing me a dozen of these items will, merely through interacting with them, prepare your chakra to be suffused with vital essence.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 16:21 |
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aleister crowley working in the freak show as the World's Most Pretentious Fuckler
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 16:26 |
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besting satan in a dick sucking contest at the crossroads, winning myself an autographed vinyl of the Reddest, Hottest Chilied Peppers
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 16:27 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:besting satan in a dick sucking contest at the crossroads, winning myself an autographed vinyl of the Reddest, Hottest Chilied Peppers Goddamn. I have much to learn
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 16:42 |
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binding the souls of rude children to bootleg garfield window cling plush dolls
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 16:59 |
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I've made a funnel cake in the visage of my enemy. You're time has come, Jerry!
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 17:11 |
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It involves blood and sugar, so you probably already performed the ritual as a child eating freezies (freeze pops) when the plastic cut up the sides of your mouth, but because you were a child it had no effect. Have you ever eaten freezies as an adult? Powerful wards prevent it. |
# ? Apr 2, 2020 17:54 |
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you don’t gotta wear a condom if you never take the poncho off
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 18:42 |
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listen it's a metaphor you don't need to ACTUALLY knead semen or menstrual blood into the oat cakes holy gently caress
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 19:51 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:binding the souls of rude children to bootleg garfield window cling plush dolls
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 20:22 |
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lmao jesus
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 22:36 |
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Watch me make 5 inches look like a foot! **takes off shoe** Presto! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 2, 2020 22:55 |
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reading a 10 page story to a sex magik recipe just to find out that i only need blood, sugar, and.. baby? |
# ? Apr 2, 2020 23:17 |
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 23:29 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:binding the souls of rude children to bootleg garfield window cling plush dolls
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 02:04 |
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poring over ancient scrolls of power written in magical language, puzzling over the exact intonation of "when u nut 2 hard"
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 02:05 |
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the claw game at the boardwalk drops the amethyst J.O. crystal for the third time in a row, taking with it my last free game ticket from joe's crab shack. I sigh in frustration. I will never gain knowledge of the true tantra now. my dream of showing up all the kids at prom by summoning a hot succubus gf slips through my fingers.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 02:43 |
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magic cactus posted:the claw game at the boardwalk drops the amethyst J.O. crystal for the third time in a row, taking with it my last free game ticket from joe's crab shack. I sigh in frustration. I will never gain knowledge of the true tantra now. my dream of showing up all the kids at prom by summoning a hot succubus gf slips through my fingers. *sitting to the side in dark trenchcoat* heh kid you'll never do it that way, watch *flicks back coat, hands crackling with powerful energies, then proceeds to just hump the poo poo out of the claw machine for like 5 minutes until something breaks and another crystal falls*
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 02:59 |
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carnie: to prove you are worthy of my sex majik, you must hit this target's bullseye with one squirt me: i've played this game before. where's the water gun carnie: what gun
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 03:45 |
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magic cactus posted:the claw game at the boardwalk drops the amethyst J.O. crystal for the third time in a row, taking with it my last free game ticket from joe's crab shack. I sigh in frustration. I will never gain knowledge of the true tantra now. my dream of showing up all the kids at prom by summoning a hot succubus gf slips through my fingers.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 03:55 |
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FutonForensic posted:carnie: to prove you are worthy of my sex majik, you must hit this target's bullseye with one squirt
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 03:55 |
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FutonForensic posted:carnie: to prove you are worthy of my sex majik, you must hit this target's bullseye with one squirt
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 04:17 |
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FutonForensic posted:carnie: to prove you are worthy of my sex majik, you must hit this target's bullseye with one squirt |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 04:26 |
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Me: I wish I were big. Zoltar: Lol I'm not a miracle worker |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 04:34 |
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Currently on a quest for the shirtless carnie. Searching in the woods for a fully sexual snail with human titties. |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 05:45 |
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FutonForensic posted:carnie: to prove you are worthy of my sex majik, you must hit this target's bullseye with one squirt |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 06:01 |
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spending hours honing my triceps to spin the teacup fast enough to make my wiener bigger
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 13:24 |
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okay so the booth where you spank the old man and he hands out prizes? does anyone know him? is he a part of our carnival? hey bill, BILL? someone call the police
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 13:27 |
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Gonna go see the snake lady so I can figure out how she does that thing with her tongue but I gotta bring her... What is this? Forbidden Fruit Snacks from the concession and a purple slushie? Yeah I can deal with that. |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 13:47 |
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Magician: Sure, everyone's seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you ever seen THIS **pulls a dick sucking trolley robot out of a hat** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 17:36 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Magician: Sure, everyone's seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, but have you ever seen THIS Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Rocky: Again? That trick never works. Bullwinkle: This time for sure. [pulls DSTR out of his hat] Rocky: Wrong hat! |
# ? Apr 3, 2020 23:06 |
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i have been perform the lesser banishing ritual of virginity every day for the past lunar month when does it work?
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 02:36 |
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sitting on the palmists' footstool as she turns over a tarot card revealing me sticking my dick in an electrical outlet me: is that good SweetWillyRollbar posted:Currently on a quest for the shirtless carnie. Searching in the woods for a fully sexual snail with human titties. FutonForensic posted:carnie: to prove you are worthy of my sex majik, you must hit this target's bullseye with one squirt google THIS posted:Me: I wish I were big. a m a z i n g crimes |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 04:03 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:sitting on the palmists' footstool as she turns over a tarot card revealing me sticking my dick in an electrical outlet The next card reveals an... eggplant? |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 04:47 |
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google THIS posted:Me: I wish I were big. |
# ? Apr 4, 2020 05:57 |
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the carnie warlock makes it look so easy as he thrusts his ethereal wizard dick through the 7 planes of existence and into the dark mystick portal on the table, but every time I try my dick slips off the Plane of Angular Coherency or hits the portal and is bounced away by a powerful, unknown force |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:sitting on the palmists' footstool as she turns over a tarot card revealing me sticking my dick in an electrical outlet Lol |
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