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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
April is totally normal. In fact she isn't aware that any of this is happening at all, she spends most of her time in SoulSeek chatrooms doxxing Nazis.

Ben Wyatt is a huge goober and peaced out when he realized no one else wanted to play 2nd edition AD&D.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wyatt is absolutely someone who would have a lot to say on 3.5e prestige classes and 4e's cards, so that tracks

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
"I dunno you guys, D&D seems kind of involved. Wouldn't you all rather join me for a lightning fast game of Settlers of Cataan?"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

The True Fae in Lost can only exist in the context of stories told to them through the experiences of the mortals they keep. They need their mortals as a source of drama and conflict, because without constant distraction and engagement the True Fae weaken and perish. Despite being beings of sheer emotion and sensation, the Fae cannot feel anything, and must absorb the impact of the actions in the stories via their mortal proxies. The Fae might not even be the main characters in their stories, they just as often play supporting roles or even act as macguffans or the setting itself.
They can even assign different Titles to different aspects of themselves, thus playing multiple roles in their own story.
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A nurse steps from her car, and the world changes. Her neighbor's house has been replaced with an empty gravel pit. This pit is the Queen of Empty Hunger. There is a woman, a Blonde Government Busybody who wants to assist in this mission. Through the trials and tribulations of public governance, the Nurse is tested and changed. Her body shifts to accomodate the characters whirling around her, each one a different aspect of Government.
The nurse, being the only real one around, is pulled between competing aspects of the Fae. Her Nurturing is demanded of The Crippled Boy. Her Friendship is demanded by the Blonde Government Busybody. Her womb is claimed as sacrifice to The Supreme Manager, and afterwards, she is simply replaced with a new supporting cast of mortals.
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Johnny Karate is a Changeling, a human who found themselves transformed in the Durance but managed to somehow escape back into the mortal realm. Still, he dreams of the unearthly delights and profound torments of the Fae, and can only silence this lust by losing himself in music and the pornographic violence of mixed martial arts fights.
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The Stoic was her first, and still greatest success. He was also the simplest to crack, a simple palm strike to the foundation was enough to ruin him utterly, no matter how proudly he still stands. In fact, leaving his personality intact was her cruelest stroke of all, for now he knows he has made himself a lie, the strong and silent survivalist who knows, deep in his heart of hearts, that he loves his coworkers and yearns for an emotional closeness his rigid masculinity will never afford.

:lol:

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
probably time to come clean: I've been a SuperMechaGodzilla sockpuppet for a handful of years, ever since we met in a smoky bar and agreed to swap lives via a Soul Swapping Gem.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

You're doing great.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

April is totally normal. In fact she isn't aware that any of this is happening at all, she spends most of her time in SoulSeek chatrooms doxxing Nazis.

Ben Wyatt is a huge goober and peaced out when he realized no one else wanted to play 2nd edition AD&D.

That's because only 1st edition really captured Gary Gygax's true vision. So-called "Ben" Wyatt is a fraud.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

That's a good analysis and something that in retrospect I'm surprised I didn't pick up on more. Like, I had bad vibes around her but, yeahhhh.

Incidentally I'm surprised more people don't 'get' Ron Swanson's character. Obviously it's aged a bit given all the Nazi doings since then. Maybe there's a better thread to put this in, but.

As a communist I don't really see why other communists hate Ron? He's a pragmatic, deeply honourable person, who doesn't let many people in, but respects his friends and co-workers. He dislikes the government and beauracracy because he sees it as unnecessary, but that's because he doesn't quite "get" why it exists. If everyone in the world was like Ron Swanson, a government wouldn't need to exist, because people would behave honourably and sensibly in business dealings and wouldn't gently caress each other over for the sake of it. He viscerally hates other people because he realises that other people aren't like him in this way, but I don't think he realises that on a conscious, societal level. Most of the beauracracy in the government, and the government as a whole exists not just for welfare, but to ensure that things get done, and that people don't mess things up. I disagree with his personal philosophy, but only because in practice it doesn't work.

I think he is, to be honest, the hero of the show. I could be misremembering here, but everyone in the show who spends time with him finds their lives improved. He teaches Anne how to fix things, pushes Andy to learn new skills, and more about the world and himself, rather than just rely on skills he has already, and he constantly pushes Knope to do the right thing and take responsibility. He does have huge flaws, like the typewriter letters scenes, and he does expect more of people emotionally and societally than they're capable of (the pig scene), but I don't think he's as bad as I've seen him to be made out.

Anyway that's my 2¢

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

alexandriao posted:

That's a good analysis and something that in retrospect I'm surprised I didn't pick up on more. Like, I had bad vibes around her but, yeahhhh.

Incidentally I'm surprised more people don't 'get' Ron Swanson's character. Obviously it's aged a bit given all the Nazi doings since then. Maybe there's a better thread to put this in, but.

As a communist I don't really see why other communists hate Ron? He's a pragmatic, deeply honourable person, who doesn't let many people in, but respects his friends and co-workers. He dislikes the government and beauracracy because he sees it as unnecessary, but that's because he doesn't quite "get" why it exists. If everyone in the world was like Ron Swanson, a government wouldn't need to exist, because people would behave honourably and sensibly in business dealings and wouldn't gently caress each other over for the sake of it. He viscerally hates other people because he realises that other people aren't like him in this way, but I don't think he realises that on a conscious, societal level. Most of the beauracracy in the government, and the government as a whole exists not just for welfare, but to ensure that things get done, and that people don't mess things up. I disagree with his personal philosophy, but only because in practice it doesn't work.

I think he is, to be honest, the hero of the show. I could be misremembering here, but everyone in the show who spends time with him finds their lives improved. He teaches Anne how to fix things, pushes Andy to learn new skills, and more about the world and himself, rather than just rely on skills he has already, and he constantly pushes Knope to do the right thing and take responsibility. He does have huge flaws, like the typewriter letters scenes, and he does expect more of people emotionally and societally than they're capable of (the pig scene), but I don't think he's as bad as I've seen him to be made out.

Anyway that's my 2¢

He's a genuinely good person who unlike actual libertarians when confronted with a mistake or error he will acknowledge the problem and make amends towards fixing it.

The creators based him on an actual person they met who was a middle manager in a govt dept who was an outspoken and avowed libertarian.

Then they cast Nick Offerman, he read a few notes about the character and just decided to act like himself with a few extra bits for flair.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
The episode of Yes Minister that deals with THE EU is pretty painful in light of brexit

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

pentyne posted:

He's a genuinely good person who unlike actual libertarians when confronted with a mistake or error he will acknowledge the problem and make amends towards fixing it.

The creators based him on an actual person they met who was a middle manager in a govt dept who was an outspoken and avowed libertarian.

Then they cast Nick Offerman, he read a few notes about the character and just decided to act like himself with a few extra bits for flair.
the only good libertarian is a fictional one that is conspicuously never exposed to underaged children. makes sense.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Sestze posted:

the only good libertarian is a fictional one that is conspicuously never exposed to underaged children. makes sense.

He leads a series of youth camps and babysits for Xena

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

pentyne posted:

He's a genuinely good person who unlike actual libertarians when confronted with a mistake or error he will acknowledge the problem and make amends towards fixing it.

The creators based him on an actual person they met who was a middle manager in a govt dept who was an outspoken and avowed libertarian.

Then they cast Nick Offerman, he read a few notes about the character and just decided to act like himself with a few extra bits for flair.

Yeah that makes a fuckton of sense. 90% of Ron's appeal is typical "good dad" poo poo that could be applied with/without the libertarian scaffolding. I remember putting on one of his stand-up specials shortly after Parks and Rec ended and we turned it off, saying "it feels like my uncle is telling me how to live my life."

I sadly get why that's catnip to a lot of audiences, but I can't say I'm a fan.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Yeah, the whole thing with Ron Swanson is that he's a fantasy of what a libertarian that isn't a massive hypocrite is like on paper, not far off the Reasonable Republican as dangerous liberal myths go.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i just realized leslie's whole shtick of gift giving is just that "love bombing" abuser technique.

alexandriao posted:

That's a good analysis and something that in retrospect I'm surprised I didn't pick up on more. Like, I had bad vibes around her but, yeahhhh.

Incidentally I'm surprised more people don't 'get' Ron Swanson's character. Obviously it's aged a bit given all the Nazi doings since then. Maybe there's a better thread to put this in, but.

As a communist I don't really see why other communists hate Ron? He's a pragmatic, deeply honourable person, who doesn't let many people in, but respects his friends and co-workers. He dislikes the government and beauracracy because he sees it as unnecessary, but that's because he doesn't quite "get" why it exists. If everyone in the world was like Ron Swanson, a government wouldn't need to exist, because people would behave honourably and sensibly in business dealings and wouldn't gently caress each other over for the sake of it. He viscerally hates other people because he realises that other people aren't like him in this way, but I don't think he realises that on a conscious, societal level. Most of the beauracracy in the government, and the government as a whole exists not just for welfare, but to ensure that things get done, and that people don't mess things up. I disagree with his personal philosophy, but only because in practice it doesn't work.

I think he is, to be honest, the hero of the show. I could be misremembering here, but everyone in the show who spends time with him finds their lives improved. He teaches Anne how to fix things, pushes Andy to learn new skills, and more about the world and himself, rather than just rely on skills he has already, and he constantly pushes Knope to do the right thing and take responsibility. He does have huge flaws, like the typewriter letters scenes, and he does expect more of people emotionally and societally than they're capable of (the pig scene), but I don't think he's as bad as I've seen him to be made out.

Anyway that's my 2¢

I just have to assume it's a visceral reaction to the Strong Dad archetype, or the general idea of libertarians as they are. there's also a lot to distrust about his general "paddle your own canoe" morality, as it's fairly much a product of privilege.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

It's the same situation as Hank Hill, where he's for the most part quite decent and honorable but makes the mistake of wanting a world that will only function if everyone were like him. However, I think Hank works and Ron doesn't because King of the Hill demonstrates all the ways in which that approach to life is insufficient and dangerous.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Ron eventually sees the errors of his ways, though. He becomes a great dad to his wife's children and they make their own, he adapts and becomes much more flexible. Leslie is really the only one without much of a pronounced character arc, because the gift thing shows she understands people and must realize how much of an impact she has on them, but she continues on as she does regardless.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And there's a lot of ways in which Hank doesn't live up to even his own standards. Things like his inability to show affection are often pointed out as major flaws, while Dale is a much, MUCH better father because he unashamedly does.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And there's a lot of ways in which Hank doesn't live up to even his own standards. Things like his inability to show affection are often pointed out as major flaws, while Dale is a much, MUCH better father because he unashamedly does.

It's funny that Hank and Dale are both surrogate fathers and probably both know that about each other but not themselves. Dale is better as you say because his subconscious mind is already pretty busy and Hank probably has some unformed resentment about Dauterive's relative Holland Tunnel of a urethra.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR58heUGkNA

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

It's funny that Hank and Dale are both surrogate fathers and probably both know that about each other but not themselves. Dale is better as you say because his subconscious mind is already pretty busy and Hank probably has some unformed resentment about Dauterive's relative Holland Tunnel of a urethra.

I thought the "Bill is Bobby's Dad" thing was debunked. Even then Bobby is pretty detestable in his own right, and I say that as someone who was way more like him as a kid than anyone else on KotH.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

It's funny that Hank and Dale are both surrogate fathers and probably both know that about each other but not themselves. Dale is better as you say because his subconscious mind is already pretty busy and Hank probably has some unformed resentment about Dauterive's relative Holland Tunnel of a urethra.

Was mostly thinking the bit where Dale hears Joseph screaming and immediately bursts into his room dual wielding pistols, and then when it turns out Joseph was just having a nightmare, Dale immediately pivots to offering to read him a story.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

mind the walrus posted:

I thought the "Bill is Bobby's Dad" thing was debunked. Even then Bobby is pretty detestable in his own right, and I say that as someone who was way more like him as a kid than anyone else on KotH.

I heard something about how Judge admitted this on Stern but death of the author. I don't believe or disbelieve this but you have to admit it fits really well. Peggy's extreme disdain towards Bill could be perfectly natural or it could be she's over compensating. Bill's attitude towards her is a little over the top though. Stealing her body cast and other weird creepy poo poo he usually doesn't direct towards Boomhauer's love interests or Nancy or Minh he just reserves for Peggy.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Was mostly thinking the bit where Dale hears Joseph screaming and immediately bursts into his room dual wielding pistols, and then when it turns out Joseph was just having a nightmare, Dale immediately pivots to offering to read him a story.

Dale is just super nice to Joseph all the time and a great dad full stop. Hank's really no slouch but doesn't do warmth unless it's bahgawd propane.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mark me down as another person who both was extremely similar to Bobby ages 12-16 and understands that he’s a selfish creep. I kind of hope for some kind of one-off reunion thing so we can see whether he turned out ok or not.

I think his similarities to Bill can be put down to Peggy’s example and influence.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I thought Bobby is meant to visually resemble his grandfather Cotton. Hank is the odd one out in the family. There's not really much visual resemblance to Bill aside from being fat. (and I don't think Bill was fat at Bobby's age, he's specifically a guy who seriously let himself go)

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I thought Bobby is meant to visually resemble his grandfather Cotton. Hank is the odd one out in the family. There's not really much visual resemblance to Bill aside from being fat. (and I don't think Bill was fat at Bobby's age, he's specifically a guy who seriously let himself go)

Yeah, Bill was drat near a God Amongst Men until his marriage failed and he rode the downward spiral.
He's basically an extreme example of that guy who peaked in high school who we all know.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!
The reason I'm generally pretty okay on Bobby these days is because most of his problems are just because he's the kind of lovely kid who has to learn things the hard way, both because of his own nature and his parents' inability to impart those lessons before he needs them.

I think you can fairly comfortably assume that Bobby turns out okay. Probably not perfect, but he'll learn his way out of his flaws as we saw them, which is ore than I can say about a lot of the adults on the show. That did make him the most painful character on the show to watch as an Australian kid, though; the adult characters looked like people I knew, but Bobby acted like people I knew, and I hated those people.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A lot of Mike Judge stuff when he's on the ball is interesting like that. Has been said that Beavis and Butthead shows you need to put some effort into writing very stupid characters well.

Characters who act like realistic teenagers are like that. Adventure Time and Steven Universe come to mind when a lovable cartoon boy suddenly starts growing up and going through all the cringe you'd expect from a teenage boy combined with the influences of weird crazy adventures and not having a stable or conventional family to guide them.

somepartsareme
Mar 10, 2012

Diggle Hell is a Real
(Swingin') Place
Bobby bears a much stronger resemblance to Cotton and GH than Bill, and saying that Bobby is really Bill's son is a dumb Game Theory level theory. I have strong feelings about this

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

somepartsareme posted:

Bobby bears a much stronger resemblance to Cotton and GH than Bill, and saying that Bobby is really Bill's son is a dumb Game Theory level theory. I have strong feelings about this

Physical resemblance has nothing to do with. They were designed before it was likely retconned. It's everything to do with Bill and Peggy's love/hate and Hank's almost certain infertility. Peggy did something she's not proud of and wants to take it to her grave but Bill being Bill won't let it go.

somepartsareme
Mar 10, 2012

Diggle Hell is a Real
(Swingin') Place
I take umbrage with the idea that Peggy can't simply dislike Bill for the advances we see along with how pathetic of a person he is. Peggy isn't really the only woman he comes on to in weird ways, he dug potholes in the alley to try and get a jogger to trip so he could help her, and he allegedly waits outside of the women's prison to meet ladies regularly.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

somepartsareme posted:

I take umbrage with the idea that Peggy can't simply dislike Bill for the advances we see along with how pathetic of a person he is. Peggy isn't really the only woman he comes on to in weird ways, he dug potholes in the alley to try and get a jogger to trip so he could help her, and he allegedly waits outside of the women's prison to meet ladies regularly.

Not allegedly, the ending of the episode where he helps Boomhauer get his groove back shows it.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Bill is perfectly able to give a creepy, offputting vibe to a woman regardless of whether he has secretly sired her child. There was the episode where he got a Santa outfit and met a nice lady, but he wouldn't take the costume off for months because he was obsessed with its role in their idealized relationship. We saw her go from a total stranger to a serious partner to a disgusted ex, all based on his personality.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

somepartsareme posted:

I take umbrage with the idea that Peggy can't simply dislike Bill for the advances we see along with how pathetic of a person he is. Peggy isn't really the only woman he comes on to in weird ways, he dug potholes in the alley to try and get a jogger to trip so he could help her, and he allegedly waits outside of the women's prison to meet ladies regularly.

Fair point. Makes perfect sense really.

Maybe a little too perfect.

e: basically why out of all the women in the neighborhood does Bill continually creep on Peggy even though Hank is his best friend in the world?

And why is it that the only time Hank can "relax" enough to impregnate Peggy is when Ladybird was a new puppy? An unlikely miracle for a show that doesn't do miracles? More like a shaggy dog story for a naive man. Urethras do not work that way!

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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I thought Bobby is meant to visually resemble his grandfather Cotton. Hank is the odd one out in the family. There's not really much visual resemblance to Bill aside from being fat. (and I don't think Bill was fat at Bobby's age, he's specifically a guy who seriously let himself go)

Maybe I'm misremembering, but doesn't Hank look a lot like his mother?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

e: basically why out of all the women in the neighborhood does Bill continually creep on Peggy even though Hank is his best friend in the world?
Maybe because she's the one female character he regularly interacts with in any way on-screen? The Souphanousinphones don't really socialise with their neighbours and neither does Nancy. I guess there's Luanne, but that's easily explained as him not being quite that much of a creep.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
I think Bill is not so much in love with Peggy as he is with the whole concept of the "perfect" family/stable home life, which he's never able to achieve. His life crashed after a woman left him, so he thinks if he could just have that one piece back the rest of the puzzle would come together and his life would obviously be as good as Hank's.

But mostly he does because it makes for funny interactions between the egotist and the loser.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Bill also kinda stalks Hank too. And his outfit is almost exactly the same as Hank's. (albeit a white shirt and jeans is pretty generic)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bill was able to score with a governor. He has game.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And there's a lot of ways in which Hank doesn't live up to even his own standards. Things like his inability to show affection are often pointed out as major flaws, while Dale is a much, MUCH better father because he unashamedly does.

There are a couple of moments in very early episodes where it's hinted that Dale knows he isn't Joseph's genetic father and doesn't care. It was pure subtext, and it wasn't long before the writing made the running joke of Dale explicit, but they could have gone a very different way with that character if they had wanted.

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