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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Foofy coffee rituals are the audiophiles of the beverage world. Dude poured hot water into a funnel filter for 3 minutes and acts like he's performing surgery. I'm the guy with the ring across two fingers chaining them together because that sounds real comfortable and practical.

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ekuNNN posted:

haha this is like a nightmare, awesome

I mean, that IS how you make ramen :confused:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ekuNNN posted:

i know exactly what video you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8hPfs3o8c


haha this is like a nightmare, awesome

Is this an ISIS recruitment video?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sic Semper Bubba

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Takes No Damage posted:

Foofy coffee rituals are the audiophiles of the beverage world. Dude poured hot water into a funnel filter for 3 minutes and acts like he's performing surgery. I'm the guy with the ring across two fingers chaining them together because that sounds real comfortable and practical.

I want to take everyone even associated with that video and throw their pretentious asses in a huge wood chipper

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

ekuNNN posted:

i know exactly what video you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8hPfs3o8c


haha this is like a nightmare, awesome

Mine is worse

https://youtu.be/AI4ynXzkSQo

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
^^^ Oh god, I'm not done yet but he's linking to videos on how to recipe up your preferred blend of WATER :gonk:

beanieson posted:

I mean, that IS how you make ramen :confused:

Keep watching :)

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Apr 4, 2020

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:honk:

https://i.imgur.com/tkegiBb.mp4

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER



That's a full on level 5 goose warning there

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Geese are Canada's equivalent of crocodiles. Looming ominously around still bodies of water. A constant prevalent danger.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



micheal gove looking motherfucker

tasukiscool
Feb 15, 2003

Voted most likely to be tied to train tracks 2007 - 2008
Slippery Tilde

Takes No Damage posted:

^^^ Oh god, I'm not done yet but he's linking to videos on how to recipe up your preferred blend of WATER :gonk:


Keep watching :)

I prefer triple distilled mason water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6MJe5wKT7Y

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Is the raw water craze over? It was nice hearing recommendations for regional waters for different recipes.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Manager Hoyden posted:

Is the raw water craze over? It was nice hearing recommendations for regional waters for different recipes.

People moved on to artisanal bathwaters.

Also this:

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Apr 4, 2020

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Geese are Canada's equivalent of crocodiles. Looming ominously around still bodies of water. A constant prevalent danger.

Is there some weird cosmic irony at work where only Canadian geese in Canada are territorial assholes? There's about a dozen that live around an artificial lake at my office building and they'll hiss at you if you get too close, but that's like 2 feet away, the rest of the time they ignore humans. Hell last summer when their eggs hatched I would take extra bread and hand feed the goslings while the parents just looked on. They would however fly into a rage and chase off anything else that wanted any bread so only their babies could get any :3:

LifeSunDeath posted:

People moved on to artisanal bathwaters.

Also this:


Huh, didn't think there was anything that might taste worse than regular Jager, but here we are.

e:

tasukiscool posted:

I prefer triple distilled mason water.

:confused: Oh, you meant TripDisMay, sorry I didn't recognize the popular/trendy way of saying it :crossarms:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Apr 4, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Takes No Damage posted:

Foofy coffee rituals are the audiophiles of the beverage world. Dude poured hot water into a funnel filter for 3 minutes and acts like he's performing surgery. I'm the guy with the ring across two fingers chaining them together because that sounds real comfortable and practical.

I'm the guy on the skateboard who at least is smart enough to not have his face in the video and checks out early.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Takes No Damage posted:

^^^



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8y3SSmz4sg

Video's a bit long, but the aesthetics are nice, and I recommend watching it through until the end. It goes........... places.

Schadenfreude on me for having to find a video titled "How to Make Ramen" on Youtube, which is apparently stuffed with pasty weebs making videos about their crazy lifehacks to turn store-bought ramen packs into authentic Glorious Nippon cuisine :japan:

Cute, he uses pork loin instead of actual pork belly. That's gonna be a tough one

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-sqiTfHI0

BRIPE :confuoot:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I love the bripe.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Yes officer, it's a bripe, for ripping fat caffeine hits. Also for met...I mean, tea.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I love my coffee crack pipe.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


and here I thought smoking weed concentrates looked like freebasing hard drugs

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




interwhat posted:

Cute, he uses pork loin instead of actual pork belly. That's gonna be a tough one

Nice catch. That is going to be some tough protein.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Takes No Damage posted:

Is there some weird cosmic irony at work where only Canadian geese in Canada are territorial assholes?

Honestly I think part of it is that people are so used to skittish/passive wild animals that regular goose behaviour is seen as an affront. How dare this beast not immediately kowtow to mankind!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Takes No Damage posted:

^^^



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8y3SSmz4sg

Video's a bit long, but the aesthetics are nice, and I recommend watching it through until the end. It goes........... places.

Schadenfreude on me for having to find a video titled "How to Make Ramen" on Youtube, which is apparently stuffed with pasty weebs making videos about their crazy lifehacks to turn store-bought ramen packs into authentic Glorious Nippon cuisine :japan:

I counter with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KthvXIFhcc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSI4ZHVSatw

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Apr 5, 2020

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

holy poo poo thank you, mashed that like and subscribe button

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

YggiDee posted:

Honestly I think part of it is that people are so used to skittish/passive wild animals that regular goose behaviour is seen as an affront. How dare this beast not immediately kowtow to mankind!

Also they're not "Canadian" geese and most of them don't have the decency to ever migrate back there.

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

Takes No Damage posted:

^^^



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8y3SSmz4sg

Video's a bit long, but the aesthetics are nice, and I recommend watching it through until the end. It goes........... places.

Schadenfreude on me for having to find a video titled "How to Make Ramen" on Youtube, which is apparently stuffed with pasty weebs making videos about their crazy lifehacks to turn store-bought ramen packs into authentic Glorious Nippon cuisine :japan:

Just from the opening, I was about to link a nice ramen discovery/food reverse engineering thing I found for you.

....Then I noticed it was from how to basic, and I'm five minutes in waiting for the punchline.

Still: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLURsDaOr8hWXGHjXPa3nTFZnbqJcAfs4N this has REALLY good information if you wanted to try making authentic stuff from scratch, down to things like the alkalininty of the water into the noodles.

It is a little geared towards recreating the instant ramen experience in a healthier, non-oil cooked noodle way, but all the techniques are applicable to doing fresh. Hope that helps!

edit: typos. Also, Epicurious's levels of thing at times is worth a look-through just to see different approaches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPQuu46Nxw

TheParadigm fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Apr 5, 2020

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Fuckin love this guy. Totally my take on cooking

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

YggiDee posted:

Honestly I think part of it is that people are so used to skittish/passive wild animals that regular goose behaviour is seen as an affront. How dare this beast not immediately kowtow to mankind!

It’s because they make their nest in the middle of highly travelled areas and then get mad when anything goes near it. Geese aren’t nearly as assholish when they’re not protecting a nest. They still poop everywhere though.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

interwhat posted:

Fuckin love this guy. Totally my take on cooking

Have you considered Vegan Black Metal Chef?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

schreibs
Oct 11, 2009

Inceltown posted:

Have you considered Vegan Black Metal Chef?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

Yikes that is offensive to my ears

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Takes No Damage posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8y3SSmz4sg

Video's a bit long, but the aesthetics are nice, and I recommend watching it through until the end. It goes........... places.

He shouldn't have hosed with Strega Nona's ramen pot

plainswalker75 fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Apr 5, 2020

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

ekuNNN posted:

i know exactly what video you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8hPfs3o8c


haha this is like a nightmare, awesome

Thanks I hate this.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOg5Xm2G2U

quote:

That's not ideal at all

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

schreibs posted:

Yikes that is offensive to my ears

gently caress watching the video, the title alone is offensive to my ears.

WUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
I gently caress corpses, I burn churches, I do it in Satan's name!
Accept my sacrifice of tofu, Dark Lord, it's practically the same!

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

It doesn't happen very often, but whenever the person with the camera is at fault in these videos I wonder why they uploaded it.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Jedit posted:

gently caress watching the video, the title alone is offensive to my ears.

WUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
I gently caress corpses, I burn churches, I do it in Satan's name!
Accept my sacrifice of tofu, Dark Lord, it's practically the same!


Hail Seitan!

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

EasilyConfused posted:

It doesn't happen very often, but whenever the person with the camera is at fault in these videos I wonder why they uploaded it.

Nobody ever thinks they're at fault, is why. I remember a guy on one forum complaining that the police and his insurance company had found him at fault because he was doing 50 in a 30 zone, in freezing temperatures, hit black ice and smashed head-on into another car, when it was obviously the other drivers fault for not moving out of the way. He doubled, tripled, and exponentialed down on this with statements like "Of course it was safe to be doing that speed, the limit there is far too low", "I could have got out of the skid if she'd not been there", and "Maybe she was speeding (or doing her makeup in the mirror) which is why she didn't get out of the way?". while also letting slip little details like it was his 4th crash in two months, that he was probably pissing about with the radio when he crashed, and that he wanted to put in a complaint because the firemen and paramedics spent all their time cutting the other driver out of her car without ever stopping to check on him.

I *think* he then faked his own death, complete with "Hi I'm his sister and he's dead now and you should all feel guilty" posts, but that might have been another one - I know the forum itself completely expunged all traces of the posts, but I'll see if I can find some screenshots.

e: Story isn't quite as i remembered it (I think I might have a few of these tales conflated) but here's the pertinent points: http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=20821

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Apr 5, 2020

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May 27, 2007


interwhat posted:

Cute, he uses pork loin instead of actual pork belly. That's gonna be a tough one

I used pork shoulder this week

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