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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

ReindeerF posted:

Thanks for jumping in there and taking the heat off of Texas, Florida. We can always count on you.
:thunk:

FlamingLiberal posted:

Feels like Texas is going to be the next shitshow, maybe worse than us here in FL

https://twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1247005183529418753
:thunk:

Edit: First GIS result for Texas Florida Dog tax...

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Apr 6, 2020

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Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
florida man, the dog

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

enraged_camel posted:

i can tell you with 100% confidence that some of us will at least try

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Nonsense posted:

We need a state shutdown, we will be extremely lucky if Abbott does it. Extremely lucky but it is likely too late.

We got one, but only last week. The big cities were ahead of the curve by two-three weeks, but it might not be enough.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Status update: stapled a roll of barbed wire to the top of the privacy fence. Started sitting on the porch on warm days and make a show of cleaning a toy shotgun with the orange caps ripped off while glaring at passersby. Won't do much in a real invasion scenario, but every bit of scare tactics help.

Folks inside are starting to go stir crazy, but I have ways to pursuasively enforce the lock-in. No one's leaving the premises on my watch without drat good reason. Anyone got any tips for tamping down other people's wanderlust?

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Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Your posts are getting more and more :stare: and I feel bad for the people stuck with you

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

FlamingLiberal posted:

Feels like Texas is going to be the next shitshow, maybe worse than us here in FL

https://twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1247005183529418753

Wow you just just easily see when they started testing. Looks like they just started reporting hospitalizations for real today.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Kerning Chameleon posted:

Status update: stapled a roll of barbed wire to the top of the privacy fence. Started sitting on the porch on warm days and make a show of cleaning a toy shotgun with the orange caps ripped off while glaring at passersby. Won't do much in a real invasion scenario, but every bit of scare tactics help.

Folks inside are starting to go stir crazy, but I have ways to pursuasively enforce the lock-in. No one's leaving the premises on my watch without drat good reason. Anyone got any tips for tamping down other people's wanderlust?

If you're trolling, gently caress off to the C-SPAM thread and compete with the other ones. Pretty sure at the rate they were going before I unfollowed the thread, this virus will kill all of us thrice over.

If you're not trolling, get help.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Kerning Chameleon posted:

Status update: stapled a roll of barbed wire to the top of the privacy fence. Started sitting on the porch on warm days and make a show of cleaning a toy shotgun with the orange caps ripped off while glaring at passersby. Won't do much in a real invasion scenario, but every bit of scare tactics help.

Folks inside are starting to go stir crazy, but I have ways to pursuasively enforce the lock-in. No one's leaving the premises on my watch without drat good reason. Anyone got any tips for tamping down other people's wanderlust?

siri how do I report this maniac to the authorities

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Deviant posted:

siri how do I report this maniac to the authorities

if you send an email to tips@nytimes.com they will write an article about how maybe this is a good way for everyone to act.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Kerning Chameleon posted:

Anyone got any tips for tamping down other people's wanderlust?

Maybe if you left they wouldn't want to?

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
That IHME model that lots of people said was too optimistic was updated.
It's gotten more optimistic. 81.7k dead in the US, down from 95k.

https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Stereotype posted:

if you send an email to tips@nytimes.com they will write an article about how maybe this is a good way for everyone to act.

are you kidding, that looks like featured editorial material, to me

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Kerning Chameleon posted:


Folks inside are starting to go stir crazy, but I have ways to pursuasively enforce the lock-in. No one's leaving the premises on my watch without drat good reason. Anyone got any tips for tamping down other people's wanderlust?

Just break their legs. This will make them think twice before moving around to much.

Seriously though, you sound insane and I can totally see how everyone wants to get away from you. They can't even go out on the porch, because there's a madman glaring at them.

cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Apr 6, 2020

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Kerning Chameleon is a lunatic who has already been probated itt many times for posting insane bullshit, just ignore them

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

runoverbobby posted:

That IHME model that lots of people said was too optimistic was updated.
It's gotten more optimistic. 81.7k dead in the US, down from 95k.

https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

Colorado's gone from busting way out of its capacity for beds and ICU in a week to... the peak was yesterday and everything is cool. Wow will my sister be awfully glad to hear that. Her next shift is tomorrow night so it'll be interesting to get a feel for how it is on the ground.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
This is fine.

https://twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/1246946006933127168?s=19

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Are these... the ones Rihanna paid for

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Steve Yun posted:

Are these... the ones Rihanna paid for

It doesn't look like it.

quote:

While five devices donated from Barbados-born international pop star Rihanna would reach the island soon.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
To inject some levity into this (kinda), a group of local elders in the milanese countryside has hatched a diabolical plan: at dawn, they got out of their places in secret to stash a table and some chairs in the local woods; later that day, each of them eluded friends and family with an excuse and reached the designated hideout. Then, they started playing cards.

The only issue: they were swearing so hard and loud that people living close to the woods heard them, and called the police on them.

https://www.sportlegnano.it/2020/04/imprecazioni-e-bestemmie-scoperti-mentre-giocano-a-briscola-lungo-il-canale-villoresi/267042/

SecretOfSteel
Apr 29, 2007

The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.


Isn't the US kind of asking for retaliation in kind, or at least torching a lot of good will - not just now but over the next 6-9 months? It's going to seriously piss off a lot of people around the world if they can't get the medical supplies they need because of a sloppy President.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

SecretOfSteel posted:

Isn't the US kind of asking for retaliation in kind, or at least torching a lot of good will - not just now but over the next 6-9 months? It's going to seriously piss off a lot of people around the world ...

This section of your post has been applicable to every foreign policy story of the Trump administration. Plus most US foreign policy since the Monroe Doctrine was abandoned

Adenoid Dan
Mar 8, 2012

The Hobo Serenader
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-moguls-rupert-and-lachlan-murdoch-stockpile-attorneys-against-coronavirus-lawsuits

Please

Ikonoklast
Nov 16, 2007

A beacon for the liars and blind.

Kerning Chameleon posted:

Anyone got any tips for tamping down other people's wanderlust?

Have you seen the movie Misery?

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
Speaking of wet markets and westerners being able to report on whats happening on China, the Youtube channel Chinese Cooking Demystified released a video on the topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whbyuy2nHBg

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

The notion that news outlets can be held accountable for bad poo poo happening because people acted on their misinformation opens a fantastic can of worms. I wonder if we're going to have a talk about yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded theater...

Ikonoklast
Nov 16, 2007

A beacon for the liars and blind.

HolHorsejob posted:

The notion that news outlets can be held accountable for bad poo poo happening because people acted on their misinformation opens a fantastic can of worms. I wonder if we're going to have a talk about yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded theater...

This went pretty much out the window when the FCC eliminated the fairness doctrine in 1987. If this was still in play you might have a case, but not when biased media is normalized like now.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

SecretOfSteel posted:

Isn't the US kind of asking for retaliation in kind, or at least torching a lot of good will - not just now but over the next 6-9 months? It's going to seriously piss off a lot of people around the world if they can't get the medical supplies they need because of a sloppy President.

lol yeah of course everyone is going to absolutely hate us after this if they dont already.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

runoverbobby posted:

That IHME model that lots of people said was too optimistic was updated.
It's gotten more optimistic. 81.7k dead in the US, down from 95k.

https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

A good way to understand why the model should be questioned is to think of it this way: it predicts only ~1,500 deaths between May 16th and August 4th:



As we have said many times before, all of our models are garbage. What is important to realize however is that we don't have a way of concluding that this particular model is the least garbage one among them. Note that IMHE has not released details on the methodology, the assumptions, the specific numbers and percentages used for R0, or how the data is collected. All they have released are some pretty charts.

Slow News Day fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Apr 6, 2020

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


runoverbobby posted:

That IHME model that lots of people said was too optimistic was updated.
It's gotten more optimistic. 81.7k dead in the US, down from 95k.

https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

The outlook for Ohio in these projections has gotten significantly better over the last week or so. Now it says cases will peak in about two days and they only think 544 deaths will occur by August.

Didn't Columbus stop reporting confirmed cases, though?

military cervix
Dec 24, 2006

Hey guys
The current R0 of Corona in Norway appears to be under 1. (In Norwegian)

Pretty awesome news. However, it is not really clear where we should go from here. I guess we should ease up on some of the restrictions at some point, but we're still really vulnerable to new flare-ups. I imagine it is going to be pretty difficult to publicly justify keeping the schools/kindergartens closed for much longer, no matter how necessary it might be. Finding the right amount of measures that keep the hospitals busy without overwhelming them is not an easy task.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

NofrikinfuN posted:

The outlook for Ohio in these projections has gotten significantly better over the last week or so. Now it says cases will peak in about two days and they only think 544 deaths will occur by August.

Didn't Columbus stop reporting confirmed cases, though?

The other thing to look at is Texas. We are the second most populous state, and our entire state is supposed to peak at 72 deaths a day, two weeks from now?

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist
Re IHME,

Someone pointed out that the new model is already broken out the gate, as it overstates the number of hospitalizations that occurred in New York on April 5.

https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1247010068148731904?s=19

Also, they're pointing to the fact that Washington and Oregon have felt comfortable passing their ventilators on to New York to suggest that the worst is over/never was that bad outside of the NYC outlier. Obviously, you know something worked if it feels like an overreaction in hindsight, but I really don't know what to think right now.

EDIT: The actual figure is within the stated margin of error, but that's a wide-rear end margin of error. I think we'll see some policy changes as a result, I just don't know if that's a good thing.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

enraged_camel posted:

A good way to understand why the model should be questioned is to think of it this way: it predicts only ~1,500 deaths between May 16th and August 4th:


How many deaths is the right number? Why is your gut feeling the right number models have to be judged against?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

How many deaths is the right number? Why is your gut feeling the right number models have to be judged against?

Look at the tweet The Modern Leper posted above. Predictive models are only as useful as their prediction capabilities, and this one can't even get today right?

edit: one of the replies caught this:

https://twitter.com/emilysuvada/status/1247015258058665984

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

To be honest it seems like the model is pretty close to actual in an almost unpredictable situation. Maybe the USA, or at least some states, really do have this under control.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
It’s a model, not a magic psychic mirror. Predicting 142 when the answer is 167 is totally reasonable.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

It’s a model, not a magic psychic mirror. Predicting 142 when the answer is 167 is totally reasonable.

It's not 142 vs 167. The 167 is only for New York City.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Bottom Liner posted:

Your posts are getting more and more :stare: and I feel bad for the people stuck with you
Us?

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UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/05/nyregion/coronavirus-new-york-update.html

NY hit 594 deaths yesterday according to this.

The model says 713, so again, pretty close.

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