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Jose posted:lol if boris dies after his initial plan to this is just "lets have everyone get it so the economy doesn't flatline" It's ironic if it happens and the economy flatlines in response. If it happens and the economy doesn't react then arguably it's him having the courage of his convictions
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Shut up Meg posted:What's the correct method to sterilise a mask at home? Is it something I can do at home with Fairey Liquid and some sticky-backed plastic? If you need it quickly, then steam or a low oven (160F) works, too. Otherwise just leaving it for at least three days between uses is the simplest method.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:Boris is in hospital, they say it's precautionary. I have no idea what tests they would want to run on him that would keep him in a hospital, honestly. But then I mostly worked in care facilities and only visited hospitals as I was getting my degree. Tests on his lung capacity take like, five to ten minutes at most. An x-ray of his lungs/chest, if they're fasttracked, doesn't take more than maybe fifteen minutes to half an hour, depending on how the images come in and if he prepped beforehand. Vitals you can do at home, with the right staff on call. Heck you don't even need a doctor or a proper nurse for that. Far as I can tell, wasn't it normal that the symptoms receded after a few days only for some of them to come back? What's there to test?
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it's a coup by gove. an elite squad of parlimentarians, armed with the mace, will finish boris off at NHS nightingale
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evilmiera posted:I have no idea what tests they would want to run on him that would keep him in a hospital, honestly. But then I mostly worked in care facilities and only visited hospitals as I was getting my degree. Perhaps he's hoping to start fathering another child with a nurse while he's there?
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You'd have thought Boris would be more careful since he's really not a spring chicken and is a fat knacker as well
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It's likely they will test for pneumonia. If he is still ill after the first week, then there is a chance it will get worse and he will crash. So they probably brought him in, and put him next to an empty ventilator and will just keep him until he's testing negative
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crispix posted:You'd have thought Boris would be more careful since he's really not a spring chicken and is a fat knacker as well Superman Boris is going to pull through this, you'll see! From Toby Young: With his huge mop of blond hair, his tie askew and his shirt escaping from his trousers, he looked like an overgrown schoolboy. Yet with his imposing physical build, his thick neck and his broad, Germanic forehead, there was also something of Nietzsche’s Übermensch about him.
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crispix posted:You'd have thought Boris would be more careful since he's really not a spring chicken and is a fat knacker as well he didn't believe he could get sick, because he's the prime minster and special
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Between him and Matt Hancock getting it after not bothering with isolation and the Scot Chief Medical Officer having to resign because she also decided the rules don't apply her her, it paints a very poor but undoubtedly accurate picture of the leadership we have to contend with. Trump may be terrible, but at least his reaction of "move away" when that lady mentioned her fever on the press conference was smarter than shaking her hand like Bojo might've.
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Did Bojo die yet?
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yes, gove finished him off with a pillow
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yes, gove finished him off with a pillow Where do I send his cheque?
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quidditch it and quit it posted:Where do I send his cheque? Just be aware that Boris went to Eton, so 'finishing him off with a pillow' may have a different meaning to the one that you are thinking of.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yes, gove finished him off with a pillow Just lol if you think Gove is competent to do this. He’d spend an hour trying to figure out which way round the pillow should be.
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Shut up Meg posted:What's the correct method to sterilise a mask at home? Is it something I can do at home with Fairey Liquid and some sticky-backed plastic? I just wash it with soap and basically rotate between masks.
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Torquemada posted:Just lol if you think Gove is competent to do this. He’d spend an hour trying to figure out which way round the pillow should be. oh i never said it was intentional
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I hope Johnson's illness ends soon and he never gets sick again.
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man who hosed pig, killed by animal bourne illness.
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bitterandtwisted posted:I hope Johnson's illness ends soon and he never gets sick again. Are you saying you want him to recover, or you want him to die?
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Angelwolf posted:Are you saying you want him to recover, or you want him to die? he's simply saying that the PM should never worry about anything ever again
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Ratjaculation posted:man who hosed pig, killed by animal bourne illness. that was Cameron. well, BoJo might have also done it, I've not looked into it...
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They were both part of the same rich kids' dining and tramp-kicking club, but I don't know if loving a dead pig's head was an entry test given to every applicant
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it's better than loving a live pig's head
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happyhippy posted:Who do you think they are draining the blood out right now to keep him going. Reserves from Thatcher, Churchill or Moseley? Although due a mix up in the late 80's he'll actually get blood from Ethel (From Eastenders), Samantha Fox, and Jim Davidson.
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Lolie posted:If you need it quickly, then steam or a low oven (160F) works, too. Otherwise just leaving it for at least three days between uses is the simplest method. Sekenr posted:I just wash it with soap and basically rotate between masks. Thanks for the advice.
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Boris is in ICU now https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-52192604
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Boris telling the country to just take it on the chin and dying early on would be something
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Inept posted:Boris is in ICU now ICU baby, Shaking those hands, Shaking those hands
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MikeTheCoolOne posted:ICU baby, now this I like
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Inept posted:Boris is in ICU now Again, they're saying it was a precautionary measure. First he went in for precautionary tests, now he was sent to the ICU just in case when his symptoms worsened. He is either going to die or come out of this looking like a massive wimp for clamoring for special treatment. You don't go to the ICU just in case you might need what they have, unless he is being intubated in the next hour. Those ICU beds are in very high demand for a reason. Of course, if he IS going to be fine then he ought to make sure the kind of access to NHS resources at a whim he has becomes standard for the populace. Especially given he wanted to cut the hell out of the service in the first place.
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Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know, it's serious
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What if it’s a Cummings trick to get the stupidest people you know to actually stay at home
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evilmiera posted:Again, they're saying it was a precautionary measure. First he went in for precautionary tests, now he was sent to the ICU just in case when his symptoms worsened. The rich will always find a way to get preferential treatment, though as he's the leader of the country its probably understandable they'd take every precaution in this case. Don't like the guy at all and whilst I hoped he'd have a lovely week or so feeling a bit miserable I hope he pulls through this alright.
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Just Chamber posted:The rich will always find a way to get preferential treatment, though as he's the leader of the country its probably understandable they'd take every precaution in this case. Pretty much this for me.
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evilmiera posted:Again, they're saying it was a precautionary measure. First he went in for precautionary tests, now he was sent to the ICU just in case when his symptoms worsened. If the Prime Minister is in your hospital you absolutely move him to the ICU the second he looks abit peaky. That said getting sick late is a pretty poor sign and the outcome data for ICU admission due to SARS_CoV_2 is pretty loving grim.
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Inept posted:Boris is in ICU now He is what, day 12 into this or so? It averages about 18 days before a patient dies.
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