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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I will only be satisfied if the PC version has those awful midi tracks

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I will only be satisfied if the PC version has those awful midi tracks

That will most definitely be one of the first 3 mods made when it comes to PC

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



TontoCorazon posted:

That will most definitely be one of the first 3 mods made when it comes to PC

The first two will be Naked Tifa and Naked Aeris, right?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


NikkolasKing posted:

The first two will be Naked Tifa and Naked Aeris, right?

as it should

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

NikkolasKing posted:

The first two will be Naked Tifa and Naked Aeris, right?

White Barret

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i wanna give cloud a big pair o titties

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Naked Palmer

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

i wanna give cloud a big pair o titties

"Those are... mako tits."

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

FF7 has no problem dunking on Cloud when he's trying to be a cool edgy mercenary I don't see how Vincent will be spared.

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011

Vanrushal posted:

Aerith's name is about as dumb as any of Vincent's poo poo, EU included. Aeris sounds better but is also phonetically identical to "heiress" which I guess is thematically appropriate but still too on-the-nose. But goddamn I EARTH loving sucks so much.
It simply rhymes with actual Biblical-age given name Cherith.

Mailer
Nov 4, 2009

Have you accepted The Void as your lord and savior?

Vanrushal posted:

But goddamn I EARTH loving sucks so much.

I know it's supposed to be a bow but ever since that poo poo got brought up in the thread all that's been going through my mind is

Vanrushal
Apr 2, 2005

I thought my Spitter was a Jockey!

Mailer posted:

I know it's supposed to be a bow but ever since that poo poo got brought up in the thread all that's been going through my mind is



:allears:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

JBP posted:

I think it's 12 month exclusive

Well, part 1 is.

But if it's anything like how the Halo trilogy went down: part 2 will be on PC, and part 3 will never come to PC except in the Master Chief Aerith Gainsborough Collection twelve years down the road. And Halo was a game was published by the same company that developed Windows.

I'm not saying that this will happen, but fool me one.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Are there any Square games in the last few years that didn't get a PC port?

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Mechafunkzilla posted:

Are there any Square games in the last few years that didn't get a PC port?

Star Ocean 5 is all I can think of. That was 2016.

Funnily enough, it was SO4 (which came out in 2009) that ended up getting a PC release.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Are there any Square games in the last few years that didn't get a PC port?

*checks Wikipedia*
*sorts by name*
*becomes hopeful*

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I realized that Kingdom Hearts 3 didn't get ported, actually.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

I realized that Kingdom Hearts 3 didn't get ported, actually.

Probably not a priority :pcgaming: title anyway

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I don't think any of the Kingdom Hearts games made it to PC. But from looking at

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

*checks Wikipedia*
*sorts by name*
it seems like the exception. Thanks for the reality check.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Mechafunkzilla posted:

I realized that Kingdom Hearts 3 didn't get ported, actually.

I think, even though they're developed and published by square-enix, the rights to those belong to Disney.

I'm personally surprised they were never ported en masse to Nintendo systems, it seems like that would have been a no-brainer.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Agents are GO! posted:

I think, even though they're developed and published by square-enix, the rights to those belong to Disney.

I'm personally surprised they were never ported en masse to Nintendo systems, it seems like that would have been a no-brainer.

If anything "Seems like a no brainer" be assured that Disney turns anything into development hell.

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

It says a lot about FF7 that the most stable members of your party are the talking dog with daddy and abandonment issues, and the teenage ninja who wants to get her hands on all the nukes Materia to take down the fascist corporation that colonized her country and turned it into a tourist trap.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mailer posted:

I know it's supposed to be a bow but ever since that poo poo got brought up in the thread all that's been going through my mind is



Beautiful.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Wheeeey Amazon's decided to send mine a day early rather than a day late.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/572366/final-fantasy-vii-remake-leather-necklace-aerith-jewelry

Why the gently caress is this
$169.99

DMW45
Oct 29, 2011

Come into my parlor~
Said the spider to the fly~

Because 'Whales'

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's a shame, it's a really nice design, I'd wear it if it didn't cost, you know, more than an Armani necklace.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

That would be super easy to make yourself for a tiny fraction of the cost. Like all that stuff probably costs $15 at Michael's or any other craft store.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah I'm gonna try to craft one.

Also, I refuse to believe that it matching Louis Vuitton's colors perfectly is just a coincidence. We know Square.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


It's one necklace, Michael, what could it cost, 200 dollars?

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




An even stupider one:

https://store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/599757/final-fantasy-vii-advent-children-silver-earring-tifa-lockhart-jewelry

$100 for a single clip on earring.

quote:

We've brought to life Tifa’s signature silver earing

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Actually nevermind

https://store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/564636/final-fantasy-vii-chronograph-sephiroth-jewelry

wat

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

They wanted to put the watch on Seph in the FMVs but they ran out of...time

Yes I’ll go now.

Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole
My game got a delivery date. Tuesday... Guess I'm going digital!

It would be nice to have physical but I figure it'll be cheap in a year anyway, and I wanna play now dammit.

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010




If there's anything people remember about Tifa's iconic appearance, it was her earring.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Momomo posted:

My game got a delivery date. Tuesday... Guess I'm going digital!

It would be nice to have physical but I figure it'll be cheap in a year anyway, and I wanna play now dammit.

Yeah, I finally got a date, and it's also Tuesday. Personally, though, I'm OK with that. I've waited this long for the Remake, I can wait 5 more days.



Ya'll are missing something. They tell you right on those pages why:

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HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

NikkolasKing posted:

If there's anything people remember about Tifa's iconic appearance, it was her earring.

Her bra was just stuffed with stolen jewelry.

Luceo
Apr 29, 2003

As predicted in the Bible. :cheers:



Tifa has an earring? :v:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Hey! My ears are up here.

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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kheldarn posted:

Yeah, I finally got a date, and it's also Tuesday. Personally, though, I'm OK with that. I've waited this long for the Remake, I can wait 5 more days.




Ya'll are missing something. They tell you right on those pages why:

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FINAL FANTASY VII ADVENT CHILDREN SILVER EARRING Tifa Lockhart [JEWELRY]: Get 40 Members Rewards When you buy this product
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I can't wait to get 100 member rewards so I can proudly have thi-aaaaahaha

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