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LastInLine posted:i don't know how many have seen the Better Off Ted episode "Racial Sensitivity" where Veridian Dynamics replaces all their switches with ones that can't see black people, but the company I work for has always had switches like these in our bathrooms. I got done peeing about six weeks ago and there's a black guy moving from sink to sink trying to get water to wash his hands so I leaned over and activated the sensor for him (it's a wall mounted sensor, not under the faucet). It's a pretty cyberpunk show over all. I don't remember episode names but the one about chairs that give people nervous breakdowns was great.
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Apr 8, 2020 19:11
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I guess this is going against the grain of the thread but I've just discovered 'empire market'.... I can buy my thc based products without even leaving the house, they just post it to me  This is the kind of 'dystopia' I can get behind...
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Apr 8, 2020 19:39
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Apr 8, 2020 19:59
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Yeeaaahhhh.... the thing is, now they're the biggest dark mart, so they're now the biggest target for law enforcement. Don't expect that to last. Edit: I'm talking about empire, not Disney. Maybe.
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Apr 8, 2020 20:01
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The real dystopia is when they give the machines therapy before their flesh and blood employees
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Apr 8, 2020 20:54
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this is peak poo poo cyberpunk. an old woman begging the physical manifestation of a website to save her, and it looking down and whispering, Okay, now playing Save Me by Nikki Minaj, from Amazon Music.
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Apr 8, 2020 21:17
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Milo and POTUS posted:The real dystopia is when they give the machines therapy before their flesh and blood employees totally possible some poor soul ends up listening to those messages during their job of doing quality assurance on the voice recognition
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Apr 8, 2020 21:37
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Alexa, Im dying LMAO whatcha looking at? No Alexa, Im literally dying Tag me LOL
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Apr 8, 2020 21:42
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I see cumshitter' investments are paying off
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Apr 8, 2020 21:44
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Apr 8, 2020 22:17
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Vlonald Prump posted:I see cumshitter' investments are paying off "sir,....we can't trace him, his DNA fingerprints are too many!" "my god what do they call him" "Legion....also cumshitter"
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Apr 8, 2020 22:19
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i already spoiled my dna testing results by getting a 23andMe test and swabbing my butthole with it as far as law enforcement is concerned im 157% southeast asian, 147% west african, 137% latin american, 125% northern european, 80% mediterranean, and 75% neanderthal
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Apr 8, 2020 22:41
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Vlonald Prump posted:I see cumshitter' investments are paying off Finally a startup idea I can get behind.
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Apr 8, 2020 22:41
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cumshitter posted:i already spoiled my dna testing results by getting a 23andMe test and swabbing my butthole with it they call him the appropriator white supremacists fear him white libs envy him
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Apr 8, 2020 22:53
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etalian posted:Finally a startup idea I can get behind.
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Apr 8, 2020 23:03
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cumshitter posted:i already spoiled my dna testing results by getting a 23andMe test and swabbing my butthole with it they say mike pence is 50% andalusian, 50% arabian
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Apr 9, 2020 00:31
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:they say mike pence is 50% andalusian, 50% arabian And one quarter horse.
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Apr 9, 2020 09:02
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Lemniscate Blue posted:And one quarter horse. That's what they mean by "Arabian"
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Apr 9, 2020 14:03
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so hes 125% arabian then?
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Apr 9, 2020 15:11
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Trump would never let an Arab in
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Apr 9, 2020 15:14
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Alan Smithee posted:Trump would never let an Arab in no no pence receives
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Apr 9, 2020 15:21
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Alan Smithee posted:Trump would never let an Arab in trump doesn't have object permanence
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Apr 9, 2020 15:32
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Lemniscate Blue posted:And one quarter horse. I get it.
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Apr 9, 2020 15:57
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https://mobile.twitter.com/RealityBeaker/status/1248442335131811841
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Apr 10, 2020 14:42
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Hate that this is an evergreen video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmqVyw5EzOY
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Apr 10, 2020 15:05
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https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1247218049540935681 https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1247223596503662594
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Apr 10, 2020 23:22
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1248684514152525826 only corporate lives matter
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Apr 10, 2020 23:32
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Farm Frenzy posted:https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1247218049540935681 Make it interesting. Turn around and go in the opposite direction
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Apr 10, 2020 23:51
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Milo and POTUS posted:Make it interesting. Turn around and go in the opposite direction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVrsGHs2MCk ESPORTS
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Apr 10, 2020 23:59
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I mean esports being actual sports was inevitable but nascar racing is a hell of a thing
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Apr 11, 2020 00:00
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Apr 11, 2020 00:07
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Goon Boots posted:Hate that this is an evergreen video. this is extremely accurate but there's usually a middleperson who can speak both languages between them doing powerpoint presentations
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Apr 11, 2020 00:10
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Milo and POTUS posted:Make it interesting. Turn around and go in the opposite direction yea its a waste. we need cyber battle nascar now
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Apr 11, 2020 00:11
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...poo poo, didn't the Day Z guys rework their game into a Mad Max-style game where your squad dropped into cars mounted with turrets and poo poo? One of those early battle royale survival games, I don't remember which.
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Apr 11, 2020 01:13
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his sponsor dropped him by posting a donald trump "your fired" gif at him on twitter
Peanut President has issued a correction as of 03:28 on Apr 11, 2020 |
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Apr 11, 2020 03:25
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Peanut President posted:his sponsor dropped him by posting a donald trump "your fired" gif at him on twitter Holy poo poo
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Apr 11, 2020 03:35
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quote:The Blue-EmuŽ product line is the #1 selling emu oil brand in the United States. we're talking deep pockets here
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Apr 11, 2020 03:57
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Lazyhound posted:we're talking deep pockets here "What the gently caress is Emu oil used for?" I ask myself... quote:Commercial emu oil supplements are not standardized and vary widely in their potency.[5] The U.S. Food and Drug Administration highlighted emu oils in a 2009 article on "How to Spot Health Fraud", pointing out that many "pure emu oil" products are unapproved drugs. Ohhhhhh, it's a scam. Got it, that makes perfect sense to have as a Nascar sponsor.
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Apr 11, 2020 06:31
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Is Emu oil like olive oil or baby oil
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Apr 11, 2020 06:43
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It's like nothing else. 
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