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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Burkion posted:

He will but he won't review it

:iceburn:

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Feels like a good day to finally check out VFW.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Closed casino stuff: I'm working alone now except for one day where I get to work with my jumpiest officer. We watched As Above So Below, We Are Still Here, The Vault (which I hadn't seen but actually really liked), and Insidious. After all that he requested that we not watch horror so we spent the last 3 hours of the shift watching Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural.

Next week I'm gonna make him watch [REC] for sure.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


How could you possibly like the Vault, a movie so braindead it manages to spoil the ending in the opening scene and had only enough budget to license one song so it needle-drops "Crimson & Clover" at least 4 times.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Shrecknet posted:

it needle-drops "Crimson & Clover" at least 4 times.

I....I don't see the problem with this at all.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shrecknet posted:

How could you possibly like the Vault, a movie so braindead it manages to spoil the ending in the opening scene and had only enough budget to license one song so it needle-drops "Crimson & Clover" at least 4 times.

Huh, I forgot I had seen the Vault until you mentioned Crimson & Clover.

I found out an old friend of mine died homeless under the Space Needle right after I watched it.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The only thing Event Horizon's opening credits need to be perfect is a guy yelling EVENT HORIZON every now and then.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Grendels Dad posted:

The only thing Event Horizon's opening credits need to be perfect is a guy yelling EVENT HORIZON every now and then.
and it needs to be the guy that yells MORTAL KOMBAAT in the mortal kombat theme song.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

dorium posted:

and it needs to be the guy that yells MORTAL KOMBAAT in the mortal kombat theme song.

Exactly. And Fishburne's voice needs to rattle off the cast's names.

I haven't seen Soldier in a while, wouldn't surprise me if that kind of opening credits song was his thing.

edit: Paul Anderson's, not Soldier's.

Grendels Dad fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Apr 9, 2020

the_enduser
May 1, 2006

They say the user lives outside the net.



Untrustable posted:

Closed casino stuff: I'm working alone now except for one day where I get to work with my jumpiest officer. We watched As Above So Below, We Are Still Here, The Vault (which I hadn't seen but actually really liked), and Insidious. After all that he requested that we not watch horror so we spent the last 3 hours of the shift watching Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural.

Next week I'm gonna make him watch [REC] for sure.

What casino you at, Vegas I'm assuming? I got a buddy at Gold Spike and he's still going in to do random paperwork and poo poo.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Amsterdamned chat

Hollismason posted:





It also has a great song about the movie ending song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcU5xswMkac

It's a hidden gem of horror.

Like its one of the best ending songs about the movie . Hell I'd put it above Man in the Mask by Alice Cooper but below Howling 2 .

Yesss, I just loved that it had a bit of everything. I loved how it showed the city so well, how it had slasher elements, comedy, suspense, action. It wasn't like insane horror or anything but the overall ride was just fun as hell. Very under appreciated movie. It also gave a great look at style from the 80s even more so than a lot of old stuff does.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Human Centipede actor Dieter Laser has died. :smith:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Queen* did a speech in a green dress


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH0LzcyOvFE











*Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second (2), by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada, Queen of Antigua and Barbuda, Queen of the Commonwealth of The Bahamas, Queen of Jamaica, Queen of Saint Christopher and Nevis, Queen of Lucia, Queen of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Queen of New Zealand,Queen of Solomon Islands, Queen of Tuvalu, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Aw man apparently Dieter Laser died in February? RIP

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


It was, in retrospect, a poor decision to watch Threads on the eve of our own (thankfully only viral) apocalypse. The movie pulls an incredibly mean trick - we all know it's leading up to a nuclear attack, and decides to play out an excruciatingly awful British star-crossed lovers drama that is almost intentionally wretched so you think "just get on with it then, let the bombs fall"

And they do.

And you want that terrible British family drama back. You want anything, anything at all instead of what you get. It's just misery, and pain, and loss, and then the cycle repeats, over and over.

I cannot in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone, but I can tell you that everyone needs to see it.

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007

by Hand Knit
If it's any consolation, a Threads type scenario would never, ever happen in America.

They endured hell to scrape together a feudalistic society in the wake of a fiery apocalypse.

This is plausible because mid-century English folk were hard as gently caress, stiff-upper lip pinnacles of humanity that once made an empire larger than the drat Romans.

In America everyone would throw a poo poo fit and then commit mass suicide when it became apparent the television was never going to turn back on.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

TheOmegaWalrus posted:

In America everyone would throw a poo poo fit and then commit mass suicide when it became apparent the television was never going to turn back on.

We'll get to see that around August

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



TheOmegaWalrus posted:

This is plausible because mid-century English folk were hard as gently caress, stiff-upper lip pinnacles of humanity that once made an empire larger than the drat Romans.

Now tell us how tasty the Queen's boots are

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Debbie Does Dagon posted:

Now tell us how tasty the Queen's boots are

as per my last post

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



Splinter wasn't the most amazing movie in the world but I really wish it had gotten a sequel

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Shrecknet posted:

It was, in retrospect, a poor decision to watch Threads on the eve of our own (thankfully only viral) apocalypse. The movie pulls an incredibly mean trick - we all know it's leading up to a nuclear attack, and decides to play out an excruciatingly awful British star-crossed lovers drama that is almost intentionally wretched so you think "just get on with it then, let the bombs fall"

And they do.

And you want that terrible British family drama back. You want anything, anything at all instead of what you get. It's just misery, and pain, and loss, and then the cycle repeats, over and over.

I cannot in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone, but I can tell you that everyone needs to see it.

The War Game is better.

I said it in the April challenge thread, but there's a reason The War Game was banned from the BBC and Threads wasn't

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
What’s everyone’s Top 3 (or 5) Vincent Price horror films?

I’m watching Theater of Blood and it’s already rising really high in the ranks.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
#1) The Abominable Dr. Phibes

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
Dr. Phibes and Witchfinder General are my top two, after that more or less any of the Corman Poe films he did.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



In no particular order...

The Masque* of the Red Death
The Abominable Dr. Phibes
The Last Man on Earth

I haven't seen all of his films though

e: *spelling

Debbie Does Dagon fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 10, 2020

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Yeah, Masque of the Red Death is an all-timer.

Watching Final Exam and the killer kicks one of his victims square in the nuts. Kind of unsporting even for a slasher.

Edit: Ahaha, this movie also has my least favorite slasher movie bit:

Victim: Hello, police? I want to report a murder!

Police: Yeah, right! *CLICK*

Splint Chesthair fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Apr 10, 2020

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Gripweed posted:

The War Game is better.

I said it in the April challenge thread, but there's a reason The War Game was banned from the BBC and Threads wasn't

Er... they kinda both were. And for the same amount of time, roughly.

The War Game was explicitly never sent to air and got a theatrical release instead, but the BBC broadcast it 18 years later, along with (ironically) the original showing of Threads. After the original showing of Threads, they refused to air it again for... 19 years.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
1. Masque of the Red Death
2. The Abominable Dr. Phibes
3. The Tingler

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
House of Wax
Masque of the Red Death
House on Haunted Hill

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


The episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where Price plays a 99-for-100 Detective is one of my fave performances no lie

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Franchescanado posted:

What’s everyone’s Top 3 (or 5) Vincent Price horror films?

I’m watching Theater of Blood and it’s already rising really high in the ranks.

Theatre of Blood is definitely my favourite. There's a trampoline swordfight!
The Abominable Dr Phibes is second. Just saw it for the April challenge and it was great.

Third place is harder. House on Haunted Hill maybe. There's a lot of condenders.
I just love listening to his voice. I wish his cookery show was available somewhere so I could have it on in the background while I work.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Franchescanado posted:

What’s everyone’s Top 3 (or 5) Vincent Price horror films?

I’m watching Theater of Blood and it’s already rising really high in the ranks.

In no particular order: The Raven, Theater of Blood, Dr. Phibes, Comedy of Terrors, Madhouse. Non-horror roles: Leave Her to Heaven, Laura, Dragonwyck.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Can someone help me confirm that I understood the ending to The Wailing please?

So the shaman was in league with the Japanese man the whole time, who turned out to be the devil. And the ghostly woman was actually a GOOD spirit trying to defeat the evil spirits, but the cop didn't believe her and since he went home before the 3rd rooster crow, he ruined everything and evil won?

loving incredible film

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

COOL CORN posted:

Can someone help me confirm that I understood the ending to The Wailing please?

So the shaman was in league with the Japanese man the whole time, who turned out to be the devil. And the ghostly woman was actually a GOOD spirit trying to defeat the evil spirits, but the cop didn't believe her and since he went home before the 3rd rooster crow, he ruined everything and evil won?

loving incredible film

That's my understanding, but I wasn't really able to put it together on my own. That seems to be the consensus though, yea.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
Get ready for a scorching hot take: I watched Parasite last night and it was good. I've heard a lot of things about it but one thing I wasn't expecting was the cast to be so charming and funny. It was like Hider in the House, except I sympathized with the hider.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Drunkboxer posted:

Get ready for a scorching hot take: I watched Parasite last night and it was good. I've heard a lot of things about it but one thing I wasn't expecting was the cast to be so charming and funny. It was like Hider in the House, except I sympathized with the hider.

Yeah, definitely. It's another one of 2019's films where my second viewing really opened up a lot of humor for me and really let me enjoy the cast's chemistry. Wonderful film.

Kharn_The_Betrayer
Nov 15, 2013


Fun Shoe

TheOmegaWalrus posted:

If it's any consolation, a Threads type scenario would never, ever happen in America.

They endured hell to scrape together a feudalistic society in the wake of a fiery apocalypse.

This is plausible because mid-century English folk were hard as gently caress, stiff-upper lip pinnacles of humanity that once made an empire larger than the drat Romans.

In America everyone would throw a poo poo fit and then commit mass suicide when it became apparent the television was never going to turn back on.

err ok

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Being Very Incredibly White is the best thing a person can be. After all, what moral lapses have the English ever had in pursuit of Empire?

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Apr 10, 2020

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


TheOmegaWalrus posted:

If it's any consolation, a Threads type scenario would never, ever happen in America.

They endured hell to scrape together a feudalistic society in the wake of a fiery apocalypse.

This is plausible because mid-century English folk were hard as gently caress, stiff-upper lip pinnacles of humanity that once made an empire larger than the drat Romans.

In America everyone would throw a poo poo fit and then commit mass suicide when it became apparent the television was never going to turn back on.

What the gently caress is this post

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Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
The Glorious British übermensch

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