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>skin carl alive >put on his skin >continue life as carl
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fold Carl in half 4 times into a nice little cube. Then put the cube in your pocket
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beanieson posted:> tell Carl “ good news, we’re pregnant!” and then remove child from inventory
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tuo posted:> "you look tired, let me drive for a while"
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beanieson posted:> tell Carl “ good news, we’re pregnant!” and then remove child from inventory
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>put Carl in your inventory to shut him up >drive around looking for a burger drive-thru
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beanieson posted:> tell Carl “ good news, we’re pregnant!” and then remove child from inventory
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Schweinhund posted:>"Take me to the White House" > Ask Carl "Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
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>Ask Carl if he's heard the good word of Melek Taus
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> File for unemployment I'll just enter this now and check back in two weeks.
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beanieson posted:> tell Carl “ good news, we’re pregnant!” and then remove child from inventory 
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>Shout all previous suggestions directly into Carl's ear
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:>read reminder in hand > Subsequently fart into Carl's air intake so he has to breathe in your rear end gas and suffocate You have a hole in your pants anyway...
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promising carl posted:Carl I have to be straight with you. I have a child in my pocket.  Pahilla the Hun posted:> slowly spoon the hog food into Carl's mouth  beanieson posted:> tell Carl “ good news, we’re pregnant!” and then remove child from inventory  Hyrax Attack! posted:> Drive to Costco  
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Apr 11, 2020 06:23
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> check Costco inventory
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>jump out of the truck with Babe and head into Costco >watch Carl drive off quickly with the little girl >wave to them
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>offer to treat Carl and the little girl to some Costco hot dogs
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> get Costco
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>leave Babe behind to make sure Carl doesn't get up to anything funny while you're in Costco
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:>offer to treat Carl and the little girl to some Costco hot dogs I thought they stopped making those. But yeah, do this. Also, > locate more toilet paper, acquire toilet paper. Why? Who knows, just get the toilet paper, everyone else is.
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>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance >ride babe into the ensuing chaos to loot this motherfucker
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>get Kirkland Whiskey
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance Do it! 
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>acquire toilet paper
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance ram raid that costco!!
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also >buckle up!! (including babe)
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I thought they stopped making those. But yeah, do this. If this is a serious statement, they got rid of the polish sausage a few years ago(RIP). The $1.50 1/4 lb hot dog and 20 oz soda with free refill on the other hand, shall live forever. PBUC
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance
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AF posted:If this is a serious statement, they got rid of the polish sausage a few years ago(RIP). The $1.50 1/4 lb hot dog and 20 oz soda with free refill on the other hand, shall live forever. PBUC Yeah, its serious. I saw a news broadcast quite some time ago but I can't recall the exact wording, just that hot dogs were being axed. My first thought was of all the Costco goons, tbh. Glad to know they survived! (....I have never set foot into a Costco btw. One day, I will.) For content: >Buy beans, bury them in woods But also this Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance Also: a glitch posted:>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager. EorayMel fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Apr 11, 2020 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:>offer to treat Carl and the little girl to some Costco hot dogs
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> ENTER Costco. PURCHASE mother. GIVE mother to SAD CHILD.
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Rugikiki posted:>get Kirkland Whiskey
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>Challenge the Costco manager to a duel. If you win, become the new Costco manager.
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>assume your wrestling identity : THE BONER >place carl in a Boston Crab while shouting "Corona virus a can't melt bone beams!". >do not let go of femurs
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Pinche Rudo posted:>have Carl gun it in reverse and slam on the brakes, sending the corpses all over the Costco entrance
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>Go to Costco optical dept. Get Babe a pair of kicking rad sunglasses.
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>break carl's hands so he can not leave
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