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LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
Also, for all the people handwaving away anything said here as masterbatory or bullshit, by all means go read the many papers and articles on how the US/ROC/PLA expect an invasion to go and what the major factors are. Hint; they're by and large exactly as has been described in this thread.

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Atlas Hugged posted:

But Chiang Kai Shek was such an absolute gently caress himself that he genuinely believed that he'd eventually reclaim the mainland.
It takes some serious effort to be a worse leader than Mao but CKS made it look easy.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Kharnifex posted:

Nuking Taiwan would be a massive loss of face

Especially for anyone looking towards the blast.

Also the easily-verified nature of the periodic military discussion is part of what makes it boring. It's a topic that has received, uh, a lot of professional attention over the years, so short of some massive leap in military technology or huge political upheaval, what more is there to say?

Meanwhile, food is delicious.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Shumagorath posted:

It takes some serious effort to be a worse leader than Mao but CKS made it look easy.

My favorite CKS trivia is that he was such a poo poo, he became a running joke in the Bush family. Jeb! of course didn't get the joke and thought HW was being totally serious when he talked about "unleashing Chiang" while playing tennis. This culminated in the absolutely bizarre ritual of Jeb! bequeathing a sword to Marco Rubio and dubbing it "the sword of Chiang".


LimburgLimbo posted:

Edit: you beat me. Also your son can live with running around for 4 months.

I'm not worried about him doing it, I'm worried about us forgetting to make sure he's registered and him getting in trouble for not doing it when he goes to visit grandma.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Atlas Hugged posted:

I'm not worried about him doing it, I'm worried about us forgetting to make sure he's registered and him getting in trouble for not doing it when he goes to visit grandma.

I mean, don't forget?

Also don't worry because there may not be a Taiwan by the time he's of age so worry about it until its time.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Whilst we are talking about #1 China:

What would the absolute worst thing Taiwan could do to piss off the CCP? I mean they have already declared themselves to be fully independent from China, they compete separately in major sporting competitions etc.

I am not talking about the UN acknowledging Taiwan as a full member, or WHO letting Taiwan join, or heaven forfend, Qantas listing Taiwan as a separate country on their website etc. Which would piss off the CCP no end. I am specifically asking what Taiwan itself could do to further antagonize the pissbaby CCP.

Coz given that their official stances of "Taiwan is 100% China" and "Nuh uh, we aren't. And you are the only people who think so." are already diametrically opposed, I dunno what they could do or say to further distance themselves.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

LimburgLimbo posted:

I mean, don't forget?

Also don't worry because there may not be a Taiwan by the time he's of age so worry about it until its time.

I'll try not to. Point I'm trying to make is that only two hours ago I didn't think the requirement even existed. Something good actually came out of this thread!

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

BrigadierSensible posted:

Whilst we are talking about #1 China:

What would the absolute worst thing Taiwan could do to piss off the CCP? I mean they have already declared themselves to be fully independent from China, they compete separately in major sporting competitions etc.

I am not talking about the UN acknowledging Taiwan as a full member, or WHO letting Taiwan join, or heaven forfend, Qantas listing Taiwan as a separate country on their website etc. Which would piss off the CCP no end. I am specifically asking what Taiwan itself could do to further antagonize the pissbaby CCP.

Coz given that their official stances of "Taiwan is 100% China" and "Nuh uh, we aren't. And you are the only people who think so." are already diametrically opposed, I dunno what they could do or say to further distance themselves.

Deny a few of their citizens from checking into a hotel a day early.

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel
I have always wondered if US-China relations would ever get so bad where the US would recognize Taiwan as an independent country. My first instinct would be no, but if Trump gets another four years and relations continue to sour I could see it happening.

China keeps playing these diplomatic games with the calculation that nobody will call them on their bullshit. At what point does that begin to change, or is it already starting to do so?

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Fojar38 posted:

Calling Asia "the East" is weird

for real everyone knows you're supposed to call it the orient

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Coz given that their official stances of "Taiwan is 100% China" and "Nuh uh, we aren't. And you are the only people who think so." are already diametrically opposed, I dunno what they could do or say to further distance themselves.

"taiwan does not belong to china

china belongs to taiwan"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cheesemaster200 posted:

I have always wondered if US-China relations would ever get so bad where the US would recognize Taiwan as an independent country. My first instinct would be no, but if Trump gets another four years and relations continue to sour I could see it happening.

China keeps playing these diplomatic games with the calculation that nobody will call them on their bullshit. At what point does that begin to change, or is it already starting to do so?

trump got a call from the Tsai and he went "got a call from the president of Taiwan congratulating me!" when he won the election. When people were like "uh dont say the quiet part loud" he went "what, it's weird that we sell them millions of dollars weapons and don't acknowledge them" and then he had to backtrack

lol

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Alan Smithee posted:

trump got a call from the Tsai and he went "got a call from the president of Taiwan congratulating me!" when he won the election. When people were like "uh dont say the quiet part loud" he went "what, it's weird that we sell them millions of dollars weapons and don't acknowledge them" and then he had to backtrack

lol

The funniest thing about that was literally everyone and their brother was suddenly an expert on cross-strait relations. Even Dave loving Chappelle had a bit about it. There were so many hot takes.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Cheesemaster200 posted:

I have always wondered if US-China relations would ever get so bad where the US would recognize Taiwan as an independent country. My first instinct would be no, but if Trump gets another four years and relations continue to sour I could see it happening.

China keeps playing these diplomatic games with the calculation that nobody will call them on their bullshit. At what point does that begin to change, or is it already starting to do so?

Trump gets re-elected, everyone everywhere hates China with a passion for loving over the world by unleashing Corona-chan on us, and tens of billions of dollars are spent on-shoring manufacturing in nations that outsourced to China. Then Trump declares Taiwan #1 and moves the 5th fleet into Taiwanese territorial waters and tells Xi to go gently caress himself.

General Qui Xin Pao goes off the loving plot and launches a handful of IRBMs at Taiwan, not knowing if they're anti-shipping ballistic missiles or actual nukes, the president orders a full retaliatory strike. The SSBNs Nebraska, Ohio, and Wyoming rise to launch depth, confirm their orders and delete China as a nation-state in about an hour.

Taiwan is now free.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Hey, I like Dave Chappelle!

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

WarpedNaba posted:

Hey, I like Dave Chappelle!

Yeah but his take on Taiwan wasn't exactly savvy.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy


C-SPAM response:

Throatwarbler posted:

Have you considered the possibility that maybe white people are bad

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

The Great Autismo! posted:



C-SPAM response:

Yeah but http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202004/08/WS5e8dd64aa310e232631a4cbf.html

So there you have it no discrimination in China this fits into no propoganda model at all, not even a bit.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
well glad we settled that

BCR
Jan 23, 2011



https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-09/coronavirus-intensifies-anti-foreigner-sentiment-in-china/12128224

China having a normal one against foreigners again.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Extremely normal

quote:

Foreigners in the comic are targeted for "disposal" for a range of other alleged immoral acts, such as publicly praising China but secretly posting anti-China opinions online, scamming Chinese women into providing sex and money, and attacking health workers after testing positive for coronavirus.

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?
Jeez, they're saying all these untrue things about treacherous foreigners. It's like some kind of myth, where foreigners are stabbing China in the back. :v:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

GotLag posted:

Extremely normal

haier just had too many chicken sandwiches.....

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Tupperwarez posted:

Jeez, they're saying all these untrue things about treacherous foreigners. It's like some kind of myth, where foreigners are stabbing China in the back. :v:

Better stab 'em in the front so we can save face.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
rolled up counterfeit polo shirts with exposed belly is the offical wear of the chinese nationalist

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Booty Pageant posted:

rolled up counterfeit polo shirts with exposed belly is the offical wear of the chinese nationalist

Proud Boys, 50 Cent Army, Beijing Buzzcut Brigade... man, these new Warhammer 40K chapter names are poo poo.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Yeah, I went into a wet market trying to get me some Blood Ravens merch.

Not a single pewter figure in sight.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


gimme accident videos

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

WarpedNaba posted:

Yeah, I went into a wet market trying to get me some Blood Ravens merch.

Not a single pewter figure in sight.

Nice.

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
People keep talking about Hong Kong but I wanna know more about hung dong

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Maybe we should forget about letting Taiwan join the WHO, and instead start a new WHO around Taiwan?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
TWHO?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

WarpedNaba posted:

Yeah, I went into a wet market trying to get me some Blood Ravens merch.

Not a single pewter figure in sight.

Really? When I went to a wet market I had no problems getting Raven's Blood. Freshly squeezed too.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Maybe "The Guess Who"?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Who Number One

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
new org WHO dis

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Mozi posted:

new org WHO dis

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Mozi posted:

new org WHO dis

:drat:

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Alan Smithee posted:

Who Number One

That's what I'm asking!!!

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
China is so weak it bans Animal Crossing

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...kong-protesters

quote:

China is taking on Animal Crossing: New Horizons, blocking its sale on the country's version of ebay.

The Chinese authorities have yet to approve the phenomenally popular Nintendo Switch exclusive for official release, so fans were importing directly from ebay-style websites such as Taobao and Pinduoduo, or buying it digitally by switching their Switch eShop region.

Now, Taobao and Pinduoduo have pulled the game at the request of the Chinese authorities. But why? According to Daniel Ahmad, a senior analyst at Niko Partners who specialises in the Asian video game industry, it's down to two things: Animal Crossing is being used by Hong Kong protesters and others to create politically sensitive user-generated content, and it's a smash hit on social media.

Gotta say, it's pretty sweet

https://twitter.com/joshuawongcf/status/1245639425331056640

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