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The Dirtiest Harry
May 31, 2011

"Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along."

Pinche Rudo posted:

>Scatter toilet paper all over the aisle and lie in it making TP angels while making GBS threads

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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Pinche Rudo posted:

>Hit the liquor section and chug the most expensive bottles

>Scatter toilet paper all over the aisle and lie in it making TP angels while making GBS threads

Let's live like kings!

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>Put a pair of sunglasses on any nearby corpses.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable.

Is this what isolation is doing to people? Is it a "Falling Down" kinda thing, or was he just like this before anyhow? Did it just take the corona to unleash what was already within this man?

...why am I even giving any thought to this anyhow?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
>Purchase monster condoms for your magnum dong

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Johnny Truant posted:

You don't speak for all of us

>Goldbond!

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

nockturne posted:

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable.

Is this what isolation is doing to people? Is it a "Falling Down" kinda thing, or was he just like this before anyhow? Did it just take the corona to unleash what was already within this man?

...why am I even giving any thought to this anyhow?

Just normal goon stuff. Goons being goons.

Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

Pinche Rudo posted:

>Hit the liquor section and chug the most expensive bottles

>Scatter toilet paper all over the aisle and lie in it making TP angels while making GBS threads

Let's live like kings!

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

nockturne posted:

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable.

Is this what isolation is doing to people? Is it a "Falling Down" kinda thing, or was he just like this before anyhow? Did it just take the corona to unleash what was already within this man?

...why am I even giving any thought to this anyhow?

He is being guided by GBS, that should be explanation enough.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Relentlessly hunt down and snuff out any signs of prey within the Costco

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Go to the Membership desk and print an Executive level card for Babe, so she can start earning 2% back.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


beanieson posted:

>Purchase monster condoms for your magnum dong

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


>head to produce and gorge yourselves on strawberries, Babe's favorite, for an Easter feast :3

>go to automotive and hotwire a lifted pickup truck

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

>BBQ corpses

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Boy sure are a lot of corpses around here
> call your good friend carl about a pickup

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

RC Cola posted:

>get a Costco hotdog

and a drink

Less Is Definitely
Jan 10, 2012

RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
>chase after carl in the truck

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

Tenzarin posted:

>chase after carl in the truck

This insolence will not go unpunished

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

>battlewagon

The Strangest Finch
Nov 23, 2007

RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

>make a sidecar for babe

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

The Strangest Finch posted:

>make a sidecar for babe

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




nockturne posted:

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable.

Is this what isolation is doing to people? Is it a "Falling Down" kinda thing, or was he just like this before anyhow? Did it just take the corona to unleash what was already within this man?

...why am I even giving any thought to this anyhow?

> we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream.

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



hemale in pain posted:

> we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream.

you motherfucker

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



> apply for a Costco membership

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

hemale in pain posted:

> we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream.

new game plus motherfucker

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






hemale in pain posted:

> we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream.

:pusheen:

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Go to the Membership desk and print an Executive level card for Babe, so she can start earning 2% back.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

RepeatingMeme posted:

> gather grocery carts
> acquire lawn mower
> pick up charcoal grill and cutlery
> Craft mad max style battle wagon
> attach skulls of the dead







Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> Demand hot dog and soft drink WITH free refill before exiting

MisterJed
May 9, 2004

> pick up some dvds to watch with Carl

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Giraffe posted:

> Demand hot dog and soft drink WITH free refill before exiting

Yeah, you don't even need a membership for that!

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Ultraklystron posted:

Yeah, you don't even need a membership for that!

They took our one gift away, those rat bastards.

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a31077714/costco-membership-food-court/

E:

> obtain engagement ring
> propose to babe
> have wedding in costco food court
> make toilet paper and soda can streamers to tie to the back of your mad max mobile
> ride off into the sunset with your blushing bride

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
> Demand a tribute of Toilet Paper

This Cosco is now under your protection. If it knows what's good for it.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

a glitch posted:

He is being guided by GBS, that should be explanation enough.

You make a good point. I'm still finding myself invested in trying to understand this man's internal mental state and what has led him to this point. What was his life story? Was he already unwell? So many questions!

I'm also hopeful that he seeks psychiatric assistance soon...

>seek psychiatric advice on recent actions.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
>Test new death machine on the staff that's been following/watching you.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>have an epiphany after being surrounded by all the capitalist excess

>recruit the staff to make their own battle wagons and join you forming a new People's Liberation Army to destroy the Quarantine council

Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Apr 13, 2020

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?

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