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Pinche Rudo posted:>Scatter toilet paper all over the aisle and lie in it making TP angels while making GBS threads
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 11:21 |
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Pinche Rudo posted:>Hit the liquor section and chug the most expensive bottles
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 11:51 |
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>Put a pair of sunglasses on any nearby corpses.
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 11:54 |
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I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable. Is this what isolation is doing to people? Is it a "Falling Down" kinda thing, or was he just like this before anyhow? Did it just take the corona to unleash what was already within this man? ...why am I even giving any thought to this anyhow?
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 13:50 |
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>Purchase monster condoms for your magnum dong
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 13:51 |
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Johnny Truant posted:You don't speak for all of us >Goldbond!
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 13:54 |
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nockturne posted:I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable. Just normal goon stuff. Goons being goons.
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 14:25 |
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Pinche Rudo posted:>Hit the liquor section and chug the most expensive bottles
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 15:03 |
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nockturne posted:I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable. He is being guided by GBS, that should be explanation enough.
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 15:06 |
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>Relentlessly hunt down and snuff out any signs of prey within the Costco
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 15:13 |
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Go to the Membership desk and print an Executive level card for Babe, so she can start earning 2% back.
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 15:56 |
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beanieson posted:>Purchase monster condoms for your magnum dong
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 16:53 |
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> gather grocery carts > acquire lawn mower > pick up charcoal grill and cutlery > Craft mad max style battle wagon > attach skulls of the dead
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 16:57 |
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>head to produce and gorge yourselves on strawberries, Babe's favorite, for an Easter feast :3 >go to automotive and hotwire a lifted pickup truck
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 17:00 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts >BBQ corpses
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 17:02 |
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Boy sure are a lot of corpses around here > call your good friend carl about a pickup
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 17:05 |
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RC Cola posted:>get a Costco hotdog and a drink
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 17:10 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 17:18 |
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>chase after carl in the truck
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 17:36 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts Tenzarin posted:>chase after carl in the truck This insolence will not go unpunished
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 18:23 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts >battlewagon
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 19:12 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts >make a sidecar for babe
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 21:36 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts The Strangest Finch posted:>make a sidecar for babe
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 00:58 |
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nockturne posted:I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable. > we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 01:47 |
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hemale in pain posted:> we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream. you motherfucker
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 02:47 |
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> apply for a Costco membership
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 02:47 |
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hemale in pain posted:> we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream. new game plus motherfucker
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 02:54 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 04:02 |
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hemale in pain posted:> we wake up and hear a shower running. it's babe and everything has been a dream.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 05:46 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Go to the Membership desk and print an Executive level card for Babe, so she can start earning 2% back.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 05:49 |
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RepeatingMeme posted:> gather grocery carts
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 06:27 |
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> Demand hot dog and soft drink WITH free refill before exiting
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 06:40 |
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> pick up some dvds to watch with Carl
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 06:49 |
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Giraffe posted:> Demand hot dog and soft drink WITH free refill before exiting Yeah, you don't even need a membership for that!
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 06:59 |
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Ultraklystron posted:Yeah, you don't even need a membership for that! They took our one gift away, those rat bastards. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a31077714/costco-membership-food-court/ E: > obtain engagement ring > propose to babe > have wedding in costco food court > make toilet paper and soda can streamers to tie to the back of your mad max mobile > ride off into the sunset with your blushing bride
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 07:00 |
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> Demand a tribute of Toilet Paper This Cosco is now under your protection. If it knows what's good for it.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 07:01 |
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a glitch posted:He is being guided by GBS, that should be explanation enough. You make a good point. I'm still finding myself invested in trying to understand this man's internal mental state and what has led him to this point. What was his life story? Was he already unwell? So many questions! I'm also hopeful that he seeks psychiatric assistance soon... >seek psychiatric advice on recent actions.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 07:37 |
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>Test new death machine on the staff that's been following/watching you.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 07:39 |
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>have an epiphany after being surrounded by all the capitalist excess >recruit the staff to make their own battle wagons and join you forming a new People's Liberation Army to destroy the Quarantine council Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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>Check quest log, what even is the goal here?
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 08:34 |