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If anyone unironically called me a Hufflepuff I'd start a brawl. Honestly if I had to go to a Harry Potter wedding I'd start a brawl regardless
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Barudak posted:Just say you went to whatever offensive name school JK came up with for Africa and Asia Ah yes, Uagadou and Mahoutokoro! The Japanese one is literally translated as "Place where magic occurs" and there's no mention of China having its own school despite....issues between them.
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Apr 14, 2020 06:04
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Apr 14, 2020 06:08
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Ah yes, Berthel Pup University, Old Beepy as we used to call it
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WIBTA For Requesting a Refund After An Employee Wrote Bible Verses All Over My Takeout? Okay this is weird. My husband and I ordered door dash tonight and we requested from a small restaurant in town. The thing is, EVERY takeout item they wrote some sort of Bible verse. Upon looking on their website they don't appear to be overly religious. I just think it's really messed up to push your religion on someone like that and I wish I would've ordered elsewhere. What do you guys think? Was this over the top and I'm justified in requesting a refund? Edit: since a lot of people have asked. No I have not eaten the food. I would never eat food and then request a refund that is an automatic AH in my book.
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Does she think the restaurant can take the food back and serve it again? That's weird. But it's also weird to write Bible verses on everything. So maybe this one is a wash. ESH
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Apr 14, 2020 07:23
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA For Requesting a Refund After An Employee Wrote Bible Verses All Over My Takeout? Better just eat the food. It's a test. If OP and OP's husband can't stomach Hallowed Takeout, that's proof they are demons.
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AITA for not allowing my ex-wife 50/50 custody of my daughter?quote:Some background: I (32M) met my late wife when we were 17. We dated all through college and moved in together and got married after graduation. Two years later, she got pregnant and we were anxiously waiting the birth of our daughter. However, it was a rough pregnancy, and she passed away while giving birth to our daughter (7F).
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not allowing my ex-wife 50/50 custody of my daughter? If they wanted to be part of the child's life, they should have not cheated on the father. They may have salvaged a relationship with the kid if they had actually had the guts to divorce. Now they really don't deserve that chance. When people actually have repercussions for their actions, they may actually learn something. Probably not, cause people are trash. Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA For Requesting a Refund After An Employee Wrote Bible Verses All Over My Takeout? Eat the food, and leave a complaint about their preachy packaging? Never eat there again? Crazy ideas that no one could have thought of, better just let the food go to waste. ScentOfAnOtaku fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Apr 14, 2020 |
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Apr 14, 2020 07:32
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Better just eat the food. It's a test. If OP and OP's husband can't stomach Hallowed Takeout, that's proof they are demons. You have something against demons?
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Apr 14, 2020 07:34
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My (36F) husband's (38M) obsession with owls is ruining our marriage
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Apr 14, 2020 07:44
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The Lone Badger posted:You have something against demons? Not at all. I really wish my friend would stop telling all the demons I date/summon that I fetishize them.
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Apr 14, 2020 07:51
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Harry Potter fandom is the loving worst. Something about the people who obsess over it makes me really sad for some reason. It’s up there with Disney and Star Wars in the sense that it’s entertainment made for literal children that some early millennial/late gen-x’ers have decided to define their identity around, and it just really creeps me out. If I was at that wedding I would feel bad for whoever hosted it, but not bad enough to not ignore their awful seating plan and just sit with my wife anyways.
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causticBeet posted:Harry Potter fandom is the loving worst. Something about the people who obsess over it makes me really sad for some reason. It’s up there with Disney and Star Wars in the sense that it’s entertainment made for literal children that some early millennial/late gen-x’ers have decided to define their identity around, and it just really creeps me out. I think the author's encouragement of that kind of makes it that bad too. She tries to shoehorn Harry Potter lore into news about current events and fans eat it up. poo poo is just weird at that level.
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Apr 14, 2020 07:59
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA For Requesting a Refund After An Employee Wrote Bible Verses All Over My Takeout? Ethical concerns aside, even if I were Christian, I would absolutely not eat food someone wrote bible verses on. It is undoubtedly poisoned. I know op probably meant written on the styrofoam in ballpoint pen, but I'm imagining JOHN 3:16 spelled out in pepperonis on a pizza.
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Apr 14, 2020 08:07
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Pasta served in an Austin 3:16 shirt.
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Apr 14, 2020 08:09
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What if it was Leviticus 11:10 spelled out with shrimp
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Yeah at first I thought "just eat the food who cares" but the more I think about it, writing Bible scriptures on all my take out containers is something a crazy person would do and I'd be scared of food tampering.
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Apr 14, 2020 08:17
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Most restaurants are only doing take out and delivery because of the pandemic. It was just a bored and religious employee.
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nockturne posted:is a strong thread title contender imo. r/relationships: This sounds insane, fake, and juvenile, but apparently so is my husband...
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Pasta served in an Austin 3:16 shirt. cumshitter posted:Most restaurants are only doing take out and delivery because of the pandemic. It was just a bored and religious employee. who also poisoned the food, yes.
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mllaneza posted:r/relationships: insane, fake, and juvenile, so is my husband...
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Invisible Clergy posted:I had pasta prepared that way once, but I left it a 2 star yelp review because it was Stone Cold.  
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Apr 14, 2020 11:10
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Downstairs fiance deleted all his posts in NBA subforms. Probably a troll who forgot to switch accounts sadly but part of me still believes and wants to know.
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WIBTA If I do not give inheritance to my husband's kids who hated him since his divorce?quote:Made a throwaway so because this may be controversial. 30 years ago, my husband and his wife divorced because of an affair his wife has been having for 5 years up that point. They already had 2 children and a third coming. After the divorce, my husband was broke. The Ex took the kids, the house, but husband negotiated with her, and pretty much gave her everything in exchange for him not having to pay alimony. Promise them a share if they join you on your island retreat and fight each other to the death. Then give them nothing.
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Downstairs fiance deleted all his posts in NBA subforms. Were people just hounding him with too many questions in those posts?
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Sorry owl husband but you're way behind the curve on this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwLHHUjvts Tbh outside of the bit where he got legit annoyed at one of the kids for not liking the right kind of owl I'm sortawith the husband on this one. Having that kind of wide eyed enthusiasm for a project or hobby is a magical thing even of it is super goofy and nerdy. As long as it's not ruining them financially (a single unproductive day of wfh is pretty harmless as long as it doesn't become a pattern) jumping straight to divorce/professional help because your SO has found something to distract them from the virus-pocalypse is a bit harsh. It's knly been a couple weeks, let the man make his silly game, you might even enjoy it if you stopped rolling your eyes for a second! Also owls are cool and if they are using the boxes I'd be all up in them nest cams
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Do weddings in the US not usually split up couples and groups during the wedding meal? Here in the UK that's been the case at every wedding I've ever been to, I can't think of a single time I've been to a wedding where I've been seated with my partner or my family.
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I'm a big fan of pornography so I'm splitting up guests based on what era of porn I feel they most resemble. It's not great but it's less embarrassing than a Harry Potter themed wedding.
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AceClown posted:Do weddings in the US not usually split up couples and groups during the wedding meal? Here in the UK that's been the case at every wedding I've ever been to, I can't think of a single time I've been to a wedding where I've been seated with my partner or my family. I've never seen a wedding where people don't sit with their +1.
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AceClown posted:Do weddings in the US not usually split up couples and groups during the wedding meal? Here in the UK that's been the case at every wedding I've ever been to, I can't think of a single time I've been to a wedding where I've been seated with my partner or my family. Here in the UK I can't think of a wedding I've ever been to where I haven't sat with my wife or my family. (Mine included obvs but that's rather a special case)
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AceClown posted:Do weddings in the US not usually split up couples and groups during the wedding meal? Here in the UK that's been the case at every wedding I've ever been to, I can't think of a single time I've been to a wedding where I've been seated with my partner or my family. Yes that would be weird here, people generally want to sit and eat with their dates. (in Europe this is very norma)
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AceClown posted:Do weddings in the US not usually split up couples and groups during the wedding meal? Here in the UK that's been the case at every wedding I've ever been to, I can't think of a single time I've been to a wedding where I've been seated with my partner or my family. That's interesting, is it a holdover from the old ettiquette rule of splitting up couples at dinner parties (so they're forced to mingle with the other guests)? quote:DEAR MISS MANNERS: Please explain the correct way to seat couples during dinner parties. I was recently at a family event where couples were asked to sit at separate tables. This announcement drew complaints and derision from some who were offended by being told what to do (and forced to deal with their in-laws without backup.) artsy fartsy fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Apr 14, 2020 |
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artsy fartsy posted:That's interesting, is it a holdover from the old ettiquette rule of splitting up couples at dinner parties (so they're forced to mingle with the other guests)? That's the way I've always had it explained, it's so you interact with people you don't know so when it comes to the wedding reception people don't just make isolated groups. (they absolutely do this anyway)
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It's like people brainstormed a way to make weddings even more miserable and came up with the idea to turn them into forced networking events
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Invisible Clergy posted:WIBTA If I do not give inheritance to my husband's kids who hated him since his divorce? quote:Edit: A will was in place, in case any of you wanted to know. It did not mention his other family. He probably should have spent some of that $10m on a better estate attorney. If you want to disinherit a kid you really need to say so, leaving them out gives them an avenue to contest the will.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Yeah at first I thought "just eat the food who cares" but the more I think about it, writing Bible scriptures on all my take out containers is something a crazy person would do and I'd be scared of food tampering. It's amazing that In-N-Out has managed to stay open this long, since they poison all their milkshakes. It's a person who wants to share messages she finds meaningful during a rough time. I'm continually amazed at how goons will hyperventilate over the simplest poo poo. (Ok if the quotes are all from Revelation, skip it... same if it's that verse that goes “This is My body which is given for you; do this in remembrance of Me.”)
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Pham Nuwen posted:It's amazing that In-N-Out has managed to stay open this long, since they poison all their milkshakes. There's a difference between having the bible verse printed as part of the packaging and someone with direct access to your food scrawling them on there. Do I think it's poisoned? Probably not. Is it creepy and off-putting? Very.
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I (M22) have been dating the love of my life for over 6 years (F22) but i have a problemquote:I’ll make it quick. We’ve been dating since high-school and have dated all through college. I’m finally finishing college this year. Well I’ve only slept with her and one other girl one single time and nothing else. We live together now, I’m never apart from her ever, we talk about getting married in a short amount of time so we’re def serious. But i feel like I’m missing out on a part of life. I cherish every second i have of her and i don’t wanna date around, i just wanna gently caress a few more girls. I’m honestly sick and tired of only having hosed 1 girl in my life (the 2cd girl i hosed was in pitch black, lasted a couple minutes and almost all our clothes stayed on, lame). I literally can’t even picture what sex with someone else would be like and i want it. I talked to her about this months ago and she said she won’t give me “permission” to do it and if i wanna do it we gotta breakup. I do wanna marry her honeslty it makes me feel trapped when it’s either marry the girl of my dreams or get to have sex with other girls. I know i love her no question about it all of my urges are purely in a cause I’m horny for other girls and honestly want the experience cause it seems dope to me. I have a girl who’s willing to gently caress me rn and she’s hot af. She said she’d come to my house and literally let me gently caress her rough the entire day and night. It’s hard to pass up so i feel like i need to make a decision now or never. I know there’s no easy answer but can i have opinions?
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