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tuo: Jun 17, 2016

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

>Explain you are infected with covid-19, and therefore unlikely to be a palatable supper.

argh, didn't see it. this.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 10:01

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:48

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

>Infect her with Covid 19

# ? Apr 17, 2020 11:13

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

im concerned that the old lady might have corona. We need to use hand sanitizer on her. But since we cant move we need to tell babe to do it for us.

>Tell Babe to rub her balls on the witch

# ? Apr 17, 2020 11:15

a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

>Tell Babe to run and save herself :ohdear:

then,

corgski posted:

>piss self, it supposedly works on bears

# ? Apr 17, 2020 11:38

ScaryJen: Jan 27, 2008; Keepin' it classy.; College Slice

Anton Chigurh posted:

>tell Baba Yaga you mean her no harm
>also tell her you'll give her all the hot dogs and sodas with free refill that she wants

# ? Apr 17, 2020 12:56

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

>PET THE LADY AND SAY "GOOD PIG"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:05

Greaseman: Aug 12, 2007

Anton Chigurh posted:

>tell Baba Yaga you mean her no harm
>also tell her you'll give her all the hot dogs and sodas with free refill that she wants

Papa Emeritus III posted:

>PET THE LADY AND SAY "GOOD PIG"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:47

stinch: Nov 21, 2013

avoid being eaten by explaining the portal to Costco.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:50

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

>flex vocal cords to command Babe to floor the death machine into Baba Yaga, as there is nothing saying the spell is also working on her

# ? Apr 17, 2020 14:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EorayMel posted:

>flex vocal cords to command Babe to floor the death machine into Baba Yaga, as there is nothing saying the spell is also working on her

It�s this, pigs are immune to mind control spells everyone knows this

# ? Apr 17, 2020 14:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

>Have Babe pilot the wagon back outside so we can SPEAK to the SEVERED HEAD and find out what�s up

# ? Apr 17, 2020 14:13

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

stinch posted:

avoid being eaten by explaining the portal to Costco.

> give baba yaga ride to costco

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:08

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

>Have Babe turn around, with those shiney hand sanitizer balls, the sheen on Babe's monstrous ballsack act as a mirror and reflect the Lady's power back to her.

Or

>Put on Babe's shades to reflect spell

Personally, I'm a fan of option 1.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:15

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

> Baba Yaga? more like baby yoda lol

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:24

Plumps: Apr 21, 2010

EorayMel posted:

>flex vocal cords to command Babe to floor the death machine into Baba Yaga, as there is nothing saying the spell is also working on her

>drink potion from cauldron. it has to be the cure. if it doesn't work add some skulls

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:30

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Whatever else happens we're definitely taking these severed heads with us, especially wisecracking Dave 'Deadhead' Skullman.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:40

Borden: Jul 23, 2008

Fuse with Baba Yaga.
Trick her by saying it�s the dinner dance but it�s actually the fusion dance.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:59

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

> go west

# ? Apr 17, 2020 16:04

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

ilmucche posted:

>agree with baba yaga that dinner has arrived and allow her to cook babe.
>Kill baba yaga during dinner

Sacrifices must be made!

you monster

# ? Apr 17, 2020 16:07

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

>Explain you are infected with covid-19, and therefore unlikely to be a palatable supper.

Then

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

> Take off your hazmat suit, revealing your mummy wraps

> Pretend you're here to invite Baba Yaga to 'The Monster Mash'.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 16:09

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

> offer to listen to Baba Yaga's demo tape if she will get you high

# ? Apr 17, 2020 16:17

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

>inform the nice lady you're here for your appointment with the bendy one

# ? Apr 17, 2020 16:38

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:01

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

beanieson posted:

>Have Babe pilot the wagon back outside so we can SPEAK to the SEVERED HEAD and find out what�s up

> ATTACH SEVERED HEAD to DEATHWAGON as a figurehead

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:13

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:18

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:20

Mudfly: Jun 10, 2012

"In some instances, Baba Yaga appears astride a pig"

Ask baby yaga if she'd like to try having the pig ride her. Put the sunglasses on Babe and allow him to go forward and display his masculinity.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:28

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

>Behead Baba Yaga, taking her dark power and strength. There can only be one.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:29

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

lmao

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:30

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:36

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:45

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

>telepathically communicate with Babe that if they can activate the death-cart Wheel of Doom, they should do it POST HASTE

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

hahaha

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:46

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Mudfly posted:

"In some instances, Baba Yaga appears astride a pig"

Ask baby yaga if she'd like to try having the pig ride her. Put the sunglasses on Babe and allow him to go forward and display his masculinity.

> "Lady, have you SEEN the balls on this pig?"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:56

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

>have babe smash baba yaga with giant pig balls

>throw baba yaga into the boiling cauldron

>drink the boiling cauldron potion in a ritual to Nurgle

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:19

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:21

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"

Then piss yourself

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:25

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited