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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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TOOT BOOT posted:

It's kinda funny, I got scammed into buying a service plan on our rings.

lol so the first time i really financially ate poo poo on this relationship, i misread the "6 months no interest!" clause on the ring paperwork and thought that we could just start paying it off with interest after 6 months. Turns out if you go 181 days without making a payment, they backcharge you the 19% interest rate on the sum, plus "fees", plus random Punishment Charges and chuck it to collections immediately and that's how i ended up paying some bank $1300 on a $700 ring

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
we made our rings for eachother

there's artists you can hire that work in jewelry who basically let you use their workshop and show you how to do everything and supply the metals, it's much much cheaper than going to the jewelry store

plus it's cool you get to measure out the flakes and melt them into a bar and then roll it out and stuff, takes all day tho

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we made our rings for eachother

i really wanna do that old sailor thing and make a ring out of a nickel or whatever. it's cute and is super labor intensive for a worthless item so that's extremely on brand for me

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

i really wanna do that old sailor thing and make a ring out of a nickel or whatever. it's cute and is super labor intensive for a worthless item so that's extremely on brand for me

probably all you need is the torch and a tapered metal rod for shaping and sizing it with a hammer

though it'd be a good excuse to get a rolling mill

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


wedding cakes are the biggest scam and people. Go insane over them but the only time I've had one and it's been nice was when it was like a generic sponge or something. or the one that was a tower of cheese that was good.

now that I think about it I don't think I actually had any of my own wedding cake but otoh we got cheap comedy children's cakes from the supermarket and stacked em up because gently caress spending money on that instead of on booze.

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
my cake came from a bakery in Berkeley I don’t remember the name of

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
went to a wedding at dinosaur bbq once

it was good

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

haveblue posted:

went to a wedding at dinosaur bbq once

it was good

every wedding my new york friends have had has been catered by dinosaur bbq its a solid choice

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
is it better to have loved and to have lost or to have never loved

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Uptime Sinclair posted:

we had a wedding of 50 and our total budget was $10K canadian. we kind of forgot to factor in tax but otherwise it still feels like money well spent. everyone liked the food and said it was one of the better weddings they’ve been too, which is at least kind to lie to my face about like i’m some kind of rear end in a top hat

it was about the same for us. we had it at an art museum and it was rad and everybody had a great time. we even took out a loan (horror of horrors!) and then I paid it off when i started getting paid to touch computers a few months later 🤷‍♀️

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



my sister in law is a professional pastry chef so she made the wedding cake and a groom's cake as our gift. it was loving awesome, those cakes would've been way out of our budget if she hadn't been like "I got you"

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



haveblue posted:

apparently I've only been to classy weddings, what's the cake smashing thing

it’s some poo poo where the man is supposed to demonstrate that he now owns the woman but she displays a rebellious streak by smashing cake and frosting on each other’s faces in front of family and friends so the bride and groom both look like two year olds in front of family and friends.

unbelievably it’s even dumber than it sounds when i described it.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Jonny 290 posted:

lol so the first time i really financially ate poo poo on this relationship, i misread the "6 months no interest!" clause on the ring paperwork and thought that we could just start paying it off with interest after 6 months. Turns out if you go 181 days without making a payment, they backcharge you the 19% interest rate on the sum, plus "fees", plus random Punishment Charges and chuck it to collections immediately and that's how i ended up paying some bank $1300 on a $700 ring

I think this is how mattress companies make their money. They offer you like 4 years of interest free financing, but if you miss a single payment or are late even once then that deal becomes void and they backcharge you all of the interest for the entire period at some insane rate. The reason they do such a long time is that then it's some piddly $25 payment every month and they just catch people who switch banks or get unlucky, which increases in probability the longer the terms are.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i have not got married but ive been to plenty of weddings and my criteria for rating them are, in order:

1. is the bar free for long enough that everyone can get shitfaced
2. is the food half-decent
3. literally anything else including whether an actual legal marriage takes place

imo if you can't afford 1 and 2 then cut your guestlist until you can, and if that means it's you, your spouse and two witnesses getting drunk in a medium-fancy restaurant then that's preferable to the alternative of guests paying for their own drinks before midnight

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
My parents got married in the forest and everyone had to literally camp out overnight to sleep off the drunkenness (the wedding party stayed in cabins)

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

ShadowHawk posted:

My parents got married in the forest and everyone had to literally camp out overnight to sleep off the drunkenness (the wedding party stayed in cabins)

a guy i worked with told a story about how he went to a wedding at someone's house where they had an enormous backyard, and part of the invitation was that guests should bring camping gear and stay the night after the reception. everyone was all "woohoo camping!", but when it got late literally everyone except my friend packed up and left. so he woke up the next morning by himself in a sleeping bag on the lawn. i don't think he even knew the bride and groom very well. they invited him in for breakfast with the family and then he went home

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

ShadowHawk posted:

My parents got married in the forest and everyone had to literally camp out overnight to sleep off the drunkenness (the wedding party stayed in cabins)
that sounds like a cool wedding

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

PCjr sidecar posted:

the cake smashing thing is stupid

in the cursed images thread i once saw a birthday party video where someone smashed the person's face into the cake, but it was one of those fancy cake wars cakes and it had a wooden dowel hidden in the middle to hold it together and it went right in her eye.

i will never, nor will i let anyone i know, smash a cake

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the cake smashing fucks up the bride's makeup which is no joke a big deal because, even if she didn't spend an hour+ on it and possibly pay money on professionals for it +hair earlier that day, it's a massive dick move because that means she's gotta go clean up and redo it in the middle of the reception whilst wearing a expensive wedding dress and also it's an event where people are constantly taking pictures and, you know, humiliating your wife indelibly isn't a great way to start a marriage

for the groom the prep is like, a haircut earlier that week and then probably a fresh shave that morning that you did yourself, and your main worry is getting a handful of $500+ wedding cake smeared on your rented tux

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

big scary monsters posted:

i have not got married but ive been to plenty of weddings and my criteria for rating them are, in order:


3. literally anything else including whether an actual legal marriage takes place


lol i once officiated a wedding where i had to drive back down the following week for a quick do-over because the dipshit couple got their marriage license the night before in a state that has a three day waiting period


also the one marriage i officiated that has since ended in divorce (another has turned poly, the other five are still doing well)

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I had never never heard of wedding cake smashing before this thread. I wonder what other absurd things never percolate to my side of the atlantic ?
Usually my media consumption means I'm pretty familiar with typical us customs, like not looking at explosions or finding the president etc

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The cake smashing sounds like something japan would come up with for a tv show or a porn video.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
instead of smashing cake in each other’s faces me and my wife will simply throw eggs at all our guests.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Stereotype posted:

instead of smashing cake in each other’s faces me and my wife will simply throw eggs at all our guests.

lol. power move.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

hopefully the eggs are rotten so it’s not wasteful of fresh eggs that could feed people

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i remember being blown away by how much the wedding was going to cost me i'm glad i didn't actually have to go through it, and got all the deposits back.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

MononcQc posted:

hopefully the eggs are rotten so it’s not wasteful of fresh eggs that could feed people

what you too good to catch wedding eggs or something

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

the cake smashing thing is derivative of the feeding first piece of wedding cake to each other at the reception

ha ha how outre how rebellious and performatively wasteful we are and now its a tradition

its genx as gently caress

boomer: feed me cake, spouse
genx: ha ha smash
millenial: uh
zoomer: whats a wedding reception

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

never married who gives a poo poo we been together 12 years regardless

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
born in a chapel
raised in the nave
the white trash cake smash
is all I crave

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


the first data from the serological survey from santa clara county is back, they estimated like 3% of the population has had it, but there are some good reasons to think their estimate is high and it could be as low as 1-2%. another study estimated the prevalence at 4% of the population US-wide, 2% excluding new york.

compare that to iceland which had 5% infected already last time I looked, spain that has something like 15%, and the hardest hit parts of italy which are 50% or more. it means the US still has lots of new infections ahead of it.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that's unsurprising; flattening the curve means extending the timescale too. if the isolation measures continue to work as they have in california, healthcare systems won't be overwhelmed but this will continue chugging along for months.

mystes
May 31, 2006

DuckConference posted:

the first data from the serological survey from santa clara county is back, they estimated like 3% of the population has had it, but there are some good reasons to think their estimate is high and it could be as low as 1-2%. another study estimated the prevalence at 4% of the population US-wide, 2% excluding new york.

compare that to iceland which had 5% infected already last time I looked, spain that has something like 15%, and the hardest hit parts of italy which are 50% or more. it means the US still has lots of new infections ahead of it.
The Santa Clara study apparently recruited people off of facebook and didn't bother to ask them why they wanted to get tested. It also used a test that may have a fairly high false positive test.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

haveblue posted:

born in a chapel
raised in the nave
the white trash cake smash
is all I crave

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

DuckConference posted:

the first data from the serological survey from santa clara county is back, they estimated like 3% of the population has had it, but there are some good reasons to think their estimate is high and it could be as low as 1-2%. another study estimated the prevalence at 4% of the population US-wide, 2% excluding new york.

compare that to iceland which had 5% infected already last time I looked, spain that has something like 15%, and the hardest hit parts of italy which are 50% or more. it means the US still has lots of new infections ahead of it.

the stanford one? yeah its trash

they got a lovely sample then ‘corrected’ (inflated) their numbers a lot based on hunches. the lead researcher is sketch as gently caress as well (three weeks ago he was pushing no deaths)

now mammonites are using it as ammo to relax restrictions

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

PCjr sidecar posted:

the stanford one? yeah its trash

they got a lovely sample then ‘corrected’ (inflated) their numbers a lot based on hunches. the lead researcher is sketch as gently caress as well (three weeks ago he was pushing no deaths)

now mammonites are using it as ammo to relax restrictions


https://twitter.com/alanmcole/status/1251493794039705600?s=21


https://twitter.com/trvrb/status/1251332447691628545?s=21

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

it doesn't matter the rates because we cant test for poo poo and dumbshit states/large companies will open up business too quickly with the new federal guidelines and we will spike again.

it seems like to me theres a non zero chance in the summer/fall we'll be dealing with a second wave of corona and 50 or 60% U6 unemployment.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



power botton posted:

it doesn't matter the rates because we cant test for poo poo and dumbshit states/large companies will open up business too quickly with the new federal guidelines and we will spike again.

it seems like to me theres a non zero chance in the summer/fall we'll be dealing with a second wave of corona and 50 or 60% U6 unemployment.

almost certainly

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

haveblue posted:

born in a chapel
raised in the nave
the white trash cake smash
is all I crave

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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
is it possible to purchase monitors and poo poo still?

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