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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>open the computer and zap the man chained to the stationary bike with a cattle prod to get pedaling again

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
> open save file in hex editor

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
> Beg Baba Yaga to call off her Russian Hackers

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
>delete system32

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Splicer posted:

> open save file in hex editor

>change character to Plague Marine

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Splicer posted:

> open save file in hex editor


> Give yourself 255 copies of child.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Pinche Rudo posted:

>change character to Plague Marine

Eh, we're basically getting there...

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

pseudorandom posted:

> Give yourself 255 copies of child.

>Deploy child army against plague

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> replace babayaga.jpg with goatse

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
>make disgruntled twitter post about how poo poo modern adobe products are

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

RepeatingMeme posted:

aww screw it

> delete save file
> start new game

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Splicer posted:

> open save file in hex editor

Edit hand sanitizer data to cause an overflow glitch

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

MisterJed posted:

> improvise by making a live action version of the next scene

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

MisterJed posted:

> improvise by making a live action version of the next scene


> Yes and *mimes throwing skulls from murder cart at the vials on the shelves along the walls*

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

> have sex with computer

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
>Piss all over keyboard

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ChubbyChecker posted:

> have sex with computer

>cum in computer

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
> hack into the mainframe

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




>bang on side of computer while chanting 'baba yaga gooble gobble'

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
>ctrl-alt-del
>run anti virus in case our computer got corona

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Tenzarin posted:

>ctrl-alt-del
>run anti virus in case our computer got corona

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
> generate funds by buying negatively priced oil
> use funds to buy a new truck and put the oil in it

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

MisterJed posted:

> improvise by making a live action version of the next scene

Johnny Truant posted:

>bang on side of computer while chanting 'baba yaga gooble gobble'

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Pinche Rudo posted:

>save the drat game

Game saved.

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"









Miss posted:

demand to speak to baba yaga's manager









Papa Emeritus III posted:

>Have Babe turn around, with those shiney hand sanitizer balls, the sheen on Babe's monstrous ballsack act as a mirror and reflect the Lady's power back to her.



> :ovr:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
> step on that snake

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>say "Hey baby you is a fine looking bitch, what say you bring your sweet scaly rear end to my place round midnight" and put snake in inventory

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
> run over snake with battle wagon

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Anton Chigurh posted:

> run over snake with battle wagon

less risk of gettin' bit

also take a phial of whatever's brewing in the cauldron

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
>Fatally tread upon snake

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Arrhythmia posted:

>Fatally tread upon snake

Greaseman
Aug 12, 2007
>Pet the snake and say "Good pig"

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
> freestyle rap about baba yaga's defeat at your hand and then tread on the snake

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
>call friend Donny and say "I got her" with a smug tone

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
>Cook snake in cauldron

>Eat snake soup

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

beanieson posted:

>Cook snake in cauldron

>Eat snake soup

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

beanieson posted:

>Cook snake in cauldron

>Eat snake soup

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

beanieson posted:

>Cook snake in cauldron

>Eat snake soup

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
> Convince snake to join COVID-19 response team.

Or

> Babe body slams snake; use snake to create a necklace of skulls.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> put snake in cauldron

> loot shelf

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