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Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Scream 4 is the only good Scream sequel.

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Scream 4 has Alison Brie, so you are correct. :pervert:

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
The caller idea gag, the movie theater murders, the shock of Randy's death, really unpacking the ramifications of Cotton who is not a murderer but still a lovely dude, having the murderer being a parent who blames Sidney's mom as a stand-in for parents blaming the media for their kids's lovely behavior. Scream 2 is great, it's just a sequel to a perfect movie.

Timeless Appeal fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Apr 24, 2020

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Currently brainstorming a thesis on how Scream and New Nightmare are both perfect meta horrors that were death knells for the slasher genre, but both spawned two distinct family trees of modern (or post-modern I suppose) horror.

I've had a few drinks, so I'll probably forget all about it in the morning.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


To me New nightmare is essentially the student film that gets turned into the feature of Scream

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Friendship ended with Schrecknet

Sarx
May 27, 2007

The Marksman

Shrecknet posted:

To me New nightmare is essentially the student film that gets turned into the feature of Scream

I agree with this. I remembered liking New Nightmare more but I rewatched it last year and I was pretty let down by it. Meta-commentary alone does no make a great work and that's most of what it has going for it. It's so much less fun and interesting than Scream.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
New Nightmare would be a great movie if the setpieces were better. I like everything about it except most of the "scares". Maybe I'd need to be a parent to get it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
I think Popcorn is probably my favorite pre-Scream Scream.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
New Nightmare is fine and is a fun meditation on the idea of scary stories and why we tell them.

But I think it does bug me that Scream gets pegged as a simply a meta movie, and let's be clear, that's part of it, but it's also not what makes the movie special. Friday the 13th Part 6 also has characters openly discussing horror movie tropes. Scream is something else. If you voted for Blade just on the love for Blade 1, here is why you need to change your vote:

1-- Scream is a fantastic whodunnit. Look at this goddamn piece of artwork. You get the goofy fun of Randy calling out the correct fact that the dad is a red herring and Billy is the killer, but also check Matthew Lillard's performance. First you see him getting anxious as he realizes that Billy is still a suspect, so he transitions to trying to plant hints that the father is the murder, planting the seeds so he can frame Mr. Prescott later. But then he starts to get anxious as Randy is unconvinced and goes on his "Everybody's a suspect" rant. You can see there is both anxiety over being found out and also over the fact that they might have to kill Randy.

And it's not even the only scene like that! Watch this scene where Stu openly gloats to Sidney about how he murdered her mother (The only murder Stu was involved in at this point in the film) and Billy subtly tells him to shut the gently caress up. Randy correctly guesses why Stu chose them as victims, and Billy once again subtly tells him to calm the gently caress down.

2-- Scream is a fantastic slasher. The opening scene of Scream is amazing. A great magic trick of recreating and upping the Psycho technique of killing your big name actor, but it also might be the best slasher scene on film? It definitely rivals the Psycho shower scene or the Halloween closet scene. I love and appreciate Blade and even Blade II, but for gently caress's sake. The best scenes of Blade cannot rival the mastery of pacing and tension that is that scene. Or how good a job Drew Barrymore does of getting you invested in her. It's legitimately harrowing and devastating on the first watch to see her die. But the whole thing works like an overture, heightening the sense that no one is safe. The attack on Sidney, the garage scene, and the film's finale are all just amazing. As much as I agree with Scream being the end of slashers, go back to the moment of Stu and Randy bickering and Sidney just legitimately having no idea what to do, who to trust. Halloween and Friday the 13th all have that moment where things are sort of unraveling for the heroine and the bad guy seems unstoppable, but I think Scream does probably the best job at really putting you in the point of view of a heroine who's losing the plot and has no idea what to do. You really have no idea what's going on in that first watch.

3-- Scream is feminist as gently caress-- Scream is the story of a girl who deep down questions if the mean girls in the bathroom were right: Her mother's promiscuity made her deserving of murder. Sidney overcorrects and is wary of sex. This only sets her up to essentially be guilted into sex by a man who reveals to be the actual person who murdered her mother. In the end of the film, Sidney is lectured by the man who killed her mother and essentially raped her by gaslighting her into sex. She sees the game. It doesn't matter if you're a slut or you're a virgin, they'll always be some turd like Billy making you fee like poo poo. So, she takes loving control. She doesn't only emasculate them by robbing them of their costumes and doing their scary voice. She doesn't just completely diminish them by doing the simple act of calling the loving police. She takes control of the film itself. Scream is never from the killer's POV, always the victim. So when Sidney takes control, the film is finally from Billy and Stu's PoV because they're the victims. It even rewrites the Halloween closet scene. Billy the villain is still outside the closet, Sidney is inside, but instead of hiding and cowering, she shoots out and stabs the gently caress out of him. I really don't think that I have such a trained dopamine release from a movie as when Billy and Stu lose Sidney and the phone rings.

But of course Sidney doesn't just kill Billy. Gale helps. Gale who is depicted as being a bitch the whole movie and what does the end of the movie reveal? gently caress yes Gale is a bitch and the exact woman needed to shoot a motherfucker. Could Gale Weathers kill Blade? You know the goddamn answer.

Scream is not just a meta movie about slashers. It genuinely might be the greatest Slasher ever made, the grand finale of a genre, perfecting and refining it. And on top of that, it just has an amazing batting average. Scream 2 isn't as tight and nowhere nearly as good a whodunit, but it's heads and shoulders above some of the depth of crap that other stuff gets into. Same for Scream 3 and Scream 4.

It is a goddamn travesty if the end of this bracket isn't Scream vs Evil Dead.

Timeless Appeal fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Apr 26, 2020

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Timeless Appeal posted:

New Nightmare is fine and is a fun meditation on the idea of scary stories and why we tell them.

But I think it does bug me that Scream gets pegged as a simply a meta movie, and let's be clear, that's part of it, but it's also not what makes the movie special. Friday the 13th Part 6 also has characters openly discussing horror movie tropes. Scream is something else. If you voted for Blade just on the love for Blade 1, here is why you need to change your vote:

1-- Scream is a fantastic whodunnit. Look at this goddamn piece of artwork. You get the goofy fun of Randy calling out the correct fact that the dad is red herring and Billy is the killer, but also check Matthew Lillard's performance. First you see him getting anxious as he realizes that Billy is still a suspect, so he transitions to trying to plant hints that the father is the murder, planting the seeds so he can frame Mr. Prescott later. But then he starts to get anxious as Randy is unconvinced and goes on his "Everybody's a suspect" rant. You can see there is both anxiety over being found out and also over the fact that they might have to kill Randy.

And it's not even the only scene like that! Watch this scene where Stu openly gloats to Sidney about how he murdered her mother (The only murder Stu was involved in at this point in the film) and Billy subtly tells him to shut the gently caress up. Randy correctly guesses why Stu chose them as victims, and Billy once again subtly tells him to calm the gently caress down.

2-- Scream is a fantastic slasher. The opening scene of Scream is amazing. A great magic trick of recreating and upping the Psycho technique of killing your big name actor, but it also might be the best slasher scene on film? It definitely rivals the Psycho shower scene or the Halloween closet scene. I love and appreciate Blade and even Blade II, but for gently caress's sake. The best scenes of Blade cannot rival the mastery of pacing and tension that is that scene. Or how good a job Drew Barrymore does of getting you invested in her. It's legitimately harrowing and devastating on the first watch to see her die. But the whole thing works like an overture, heightening the sense that no one is safe. The attack on Sidney, the garage scene, and the film's finale are all just amazing. As much as I agree with Scream being the end of slashers, go back to the moment of Stu and Randy bickering and Sidney just legitimately having no idea what to do, who to trust. Halloween and Friday the 13th all have that moment where things are sort of unraveling for the heroine and the bad guy seems unstoppable, but I think Scream does probably the best job at really putting you in the point of view of a heroine who's losing the plot and has no idea what to do. You really have no idea what's going on in that first watch.

3-- Scream is feminist as gently caress-- Scream is the story of a girl who deep down questions if the mean girls in the bathroom were right: Her mother's promiscuity made her deserving of murder. Sidney overcorrects and is wary of sex. This only sets her up to essentially be guilted into sex who reveals to be the actual person who murdered her mother. The end of the film is Sidney is lectured by the man who killed her mother and essentially raped her by gaslighting her into sex. She sees the game. It doesn't matter if you're a slut or you're a virgin, they'll always be some turd like Billy making you fee like poo poo. So, she takes loving control. She doesn't only emasculate them by robbing them of their costumes and doing their scary voice. She doesn't just completely diminish them by doing the simple act of calling the loving police. She takes control of the film itself. Scream is never from the killer's POV, always the victim. So when Sidney takes control, the film is finally from Billy and Stu's PoV because they're the victims. It even rewrites the Halloween closet scene. Billy the villain is still outside the closet, Sidney is inside, but instead of hiding and cowering, she shoots out and stabs the gently caress out of him. I really don't think that I have such a trained dopamine release from a movie as when Billy and Stu lose Sidney and the phone rings.

But of course Sidney doesn't just kill Billy. Gale helps. Gale who is depicted as being a bitch the whole movie and what does the end of the movie reveal? gently caress yes Gale is a bitch and the exact woman needed to shoot a motherfucker. Could Gale Weathers kill Blade? You know the goddamn answer.

Scream is not just a meta movie about slashers. It genuinely might be the greatest Slasher ever made, the grand finale of a genre, perfecting and refining it. And on top of that, it just has an amazing batting average. Scream 2 isn't as tight and nowhere nearly as good a whodunit, but it's heads and shoulders above some of the depth of crap that other stuff gets into. Same for Scream 3 and Scream 4.

It is a goddamn travesty if the end of this bracket isn't Scream vs Evil Dead.

:yeah: to all this. Every time I watch Scream I appreciate it more. New Nightmare is good but it’s not nearly on he same level.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Timeless Appeal posted:

It is a goddamn travesty if the end of this bracket isn't Scream vs Evil Dead.
This sort of longposting not just gushing over why a movie is good, but also the specific ways in which it goes about being good, is why I started this thread.

I think something neat would be if people signaled their intent to lens a particular franchise starting in the Sweet Six-Scream, with a focus on not just why its great, but the specific road it took to get here and why it beat the movies it did (speculation welcome, obviously)

Also, I wanted to ask about process. Do you guy want to do two matchups and a shortened voting or four matchups (the entire western division) and a longer 6-7 day voting?

Also, apropos of nothing, #Scream3 is trending on twitter right now.

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Apr 25, 2020

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

I would say more matchups with longer voting period to allow more time to watch the movies we haven't yet.

edit: I may try to go through the Wishmaster series if possible. I've never seen any of them and really just seems like it had probably the easiest path forward of any other film. There's about 10 first round knockouts in other areas of the bracket that I think could be in its place based on reputation, but I'll just have to watch to find out.

TrixRabbi fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Apr 25, 2020

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



TrixRabbi posted:

I would say more matchups with longer voting period to allow more time to watch the movies we haven't yet.

:agreed:

Sarx
May 27, 2007

The Marksman

Shrecknet posted:

Also, I wanted to ask about process. Do you guy want to do two matchups and a shortened voting or four matchups (the entire western division) and a longer 6-7 day voting?

Also, apropos of nothing, #Scream3 is trending on twitter right now.



I would prefer less matchups per vote but with shorter voting periods.

I can't tell if this is Courteney Cox mad at the observation, or agreeing with the observation and balking at the sight of her own hair in that movie.

The Hausu Usher
Feb 9, 2010

:spooky:
Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.

I think a longer voting process is fine IF people get involved in the discussion and would consider actually going back to change votes. I enjoy reading the arguments and happily will change a vote - haven't yet though as I am 100% correct so far despite some of my faves losing.

If there is a chance of Elm Street losing to Candyman please let me know so I can go in a massive strop as I don't have time to defend it properly right now as I spend most of my days writing my film dissertation (oh how I wish I wrote it on Elm Street).

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I will say that right now there are three blowouts and one literal tossup but I am not saying which one is a toss up

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

I have no inside knowledge but I gotta imagine the tossup is From Dusk Till Dawn vs. Hellraiser with Nightmare, Scream and Evil Dead poised for blowouts. That's just my sense from the discussion and strengths of the actual films.

Though a Candyman upset would be fascinating, I don't see it happening.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

TrixRabbi posted:

I would say more matchups with longer voting period to allow more time to watch the movies we haven't yet.

edit: I may try to go through the Wishmaster series if possible. I've never seen any of them and really just seems like it had probably the easiest path forward of any other film. There's about 10 first round knockouts in other areas of the bracket that I think could be in its place based on reputation, but I'll just have to watch to find out.

I just watched the first one the other day and I actually really enjoyed it.

I have a hard time believing it does anything other then become terrible but I’m fine with you finding out for me!

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Wishmaster more than any other series lives and djes based on the Djinn's performance and Andrew Divoff, sadly, departs after the second film.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

As someone who watched all the Wishmaster movies for this let me say, don't watch all the Wishmaster movies. The last 2 are bad, don't have Divoff, and kind of barely even resemble Wishmaster movies. The last one barely even has wishes and they're like all completely effortless nothings and instead its all about some weird angelic plotline. I'm 90% sure someone just had some bad angel and demon scripts and write in a few "wishes".

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

It just strikes me as having the most extraordinarily lucky path forward of all the films in the tournament. Psycho, the Zombieverse, Maniac Cop, Basket Case, Jaws, Prom Night, The Omen, Phantasm, Ju-On, Sleepaway Camp and Poltergeist could all easily be in its spot and they each got knocked out first round by tougher competition.

Child's Play didn't exactly have tough competition either, but that one is at least a deserving classic. A-Tier if not high B-Tier franchise.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

TrixRabbi posted:

I have no inside knowledge but I gotta imagine the tossup is From Dusk Till Dawn vs. Hellraiser with Nightmare, Scream and Evil Dead poised for blowouts. That's just my sense from the discussion and strengths of the actual films.

Though a Candyman upset would be fascinating, I don't see it happening.

I'm thinking it might be the Blade/Scream matchup. We've seen a bunch of people talking about their love for Blade so it wouldn't shock me.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



I'm rewatching Candyman 2 to confirm that it's as good as I remember, but it's just really mediocre. Tony Todd and Veronica Cartwright give excellent performances, but it's not enough to cut through all of the time wasted on white anxiety bullshit and boring milquetoast characters. I'm going to keep my vote for Candyman because I'm really not much of a fan of the Freddy films, but I'm not going to be mad when Freddy wins.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


TrixRabbi posted:

Wishmaster just strikes me as having the most extraordinarily lucky path forward of all the films in the tournament. Psycho, the Zombieverse, Maniac Cop, Basket Case, Jaws, Prom Night, The Omen, Phantasm, Ju-On, Sleepaway Camp and Poltergeist could all easily be in its spot and they each got knocked out first round by tougher competition
That is actually a major feature of real brackets!! :eng101:

Shrecknet posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a1TUszkMfI

Not horror, but bracket-related. Jon Bois (PBUH) made an amazing video showing why #5 seeds never make it to the NCAA finals while 8 and 9 seeds do relatively well. (spoiler: they crash into #1 seeds in the 3rd round)

Really neat video and worth your time (as is everything Jon Bois does)

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Debbie Does Dagon posted:

I'm rewatching Candyman 2 to confirm that it's as good as I remember, but it's just really mediocre. Tony Todd and Veronica Cartwright give excellent performances, but it's not enough to cut through all of the time wasted on white anxiety bullshit and boring milquetoast characters. I'm going to keep my vote for Candyman because I'm really not much of a fan of the Freddy films, but I'm not going to be mad when Freddy wins.

That one definitely wasn't an objective pick for me. Like, I objectively realize that NOES has more good movies in it than Candyman but I just like Tony Todd's Candyman more. Always have. So I voted for Candyman. Not really based on logic, but that's ok.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Basebf555 posted:

That one definitely wasn't an objective pick for me. Like, I objectively realize that NOES has more good movies in it than Candyman but I just like Tony Todd's Candyman more. Always have. So I voted for Candyman. Not really based on logic, but that's ok.

:same:

It's just a shame we don't have Jordan Peele's Candyman yet, maybe that could have tipped the scales? If it ever comes out.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

TrixRabbi posted:

Child's Play didn't exactly have tough competition either, but that one is at least a deserving classic. A-Tier if not high B-Tier franchise.
Child's Play is kind of a weird one for me. Child's Play 2 is definitely the high and is a legitimately great slasher, but obviously not at the level of some of the best examples of other franchises. But the quality is pretty consistent. Like even Child's Play 3 was always a fun way to spend an afternoon watching USA.

If I had to choose, I think I would rather watch all the Child's Play movies over all the Halloween, Nightmare, or Friday movies. I think it's not going to hang with what look like the the big dogs (Universal, Evil Dead, Romero). But I think it really rides on a pretty strong baseline of quality while never being great outside of like 25 minutes in 2.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


feedmyleg posted:

Man, I love that bright red goo. It perfectly typifies the gothic romantic fantasy of horror over a grim realism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoSQpsNg3E

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I literally had no idea this even existed. Guys the NIT tournament for this is gonna be insane.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Shrecknet posted:

I literally had no idea this even existed. Guys the NIT tournament for this is gonna be insane.



Lake Placid was a perfectly adequate but extremely forgettable creature movie in the 2000s and the fact it became a franchise is insane.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Lake Placid is a great subversion of so many creature feature conventions. It's really good and catches you completely off guard with how wholesome it is.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Having rewatched Scream and watched Blade for the first time this weekend, I'm still solidly in the Scream camp.

Scream 2, despite it's flaws, is still great. And Scream is basically perfect. Blade is a wonderful action horror movie, but like Predator and Predator 2, it's more of an action movie than a horror movie, and therefore doesn't deserve title of best HORROR franchise. There is literally never a set-up for a scare in Blade. Scream manages to be scary and tense for 45 minutes without anyone dying.

It's so impressive.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005





This is a bit last minute, but I'm changing my vote from Hellraiser to From Dusk Till Dawn. I just watched both FDTD sequels back to back and they're very fun b-movies. They're flawed of course, but at least they're consistently entertaining. Now more cynical people might say that I'm just reeling from the trauma of watching Hellraiser 4, 5, 9, and 10 yesterday, and to them I say yes, absolutely, but still...

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Even with Blade technically being a higher seed I feel like if it wins over Scream that's gonna be a massive upset.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Scream falling (a) in the Sweet 16 and (b) to Blade would shock the hell out of me and forever alter my understanding of spookadoodle lovers tastes and recommendations.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

STAC Goat posted:

Scream falling (a) in the Sweet 16 and (b) to Blade would shock the hell out of me and forever alter my understanding of spookadoodle lovers tastes and recommendations.

I agree. Scream's too good, and Blade isn't really a horror movie. Predator is more of a horror movie than Blade.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Fine. Y'all convinced me to switch my answer to Scream.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Counterpoint: Blade has this shot

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I love Blade. I'm not badmouthing Blade. My posting history includes arguments FOR Sticky Fingaz, Trinity, and bad CGI. Hell I think somewhere in my posting history is a favorable comparison of Blade to The Strain. I love Blade.

But we're talking about Scream.

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