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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > corona.exe
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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

McSpanky posted:

> open character sheet
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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 > Research a new spell

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
 > Just go ahead and correct the ???

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 > Explore sexuality

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
>Cast Enlarge Balls on the virus.

* # ? Apr 26, 2020 04:38
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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
 > tell babe "I'm gay"

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ultrafilter posted:

> Research a new spell

>Cast 'I'm gay'

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corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

 >txt me

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



 >combine hand sanitizer and magic liquid, apply to balls

* # ? Apr 26, 2020 05:23
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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


 we're doing real good on that cure for covid-19

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dango Bango posted:

> Explore sexuality
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 > cast enlarge balls on character sheet

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
> go back into the portal, walk through costo, walk home, and turn on work labtop to work on curing corvid.

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

 >Add pangolin to inventory

>Search the bodies

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Miss posted:

we're doing real good on that cure for covid-19

Oh yeah like we're just going to conjure a cure out of thin air. It's a process.

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

 > get more femurs

never know when we might need em

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

 That green body looks like it might have something interesting that we could use in our studies for the vaccine

>Do a quick autopsy with the femurs

>Take samples

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Dango Bango posted:

> Explore sexuality
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Mudfly
Jun 10, 2012

Dango Bango posted:

> Explore sexuality
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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

 While exploring the green body..


Dango Bango posted:

> Explore sexuality
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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Wait wait I wanna try something...

>cast reduce balls

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

> Explore sexuality
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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Gridlocked posted:

Wait wait I wanna try something...

>cast reduce balls

ban this filth!!

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Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




 >add pangolin, bat, pig poop and hand sanitizer to magic soup

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a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Dango Bango posted:

> Explore sexuality
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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
 >choose sexuality: yes

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Gridlocked posted:

Wait wait I wanna try something...

>cast reduce balls

What are you trying to do? Get coronavirus?

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005

Pinche Rudo posted:

That green body looks like it might have something interesting that we could use in our studies for the vaccine

>Do a quick autopsy with the femurs

>Take samples
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


 > save game
> cast enlarge balls on covid-19

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Apr 26, 2020

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wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Pinche Rudo posted:

That green body looks like it might have something interesting that we could use in our studies for the vaccine

>Do a quick autopsy with the femurs

>Take samples

do this and then

>Use remains of green body to discover sexuality

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

beanieson posted:

What are you trying to do? Get coronavirus?

Take away Corona's balls and it can't multiply.

No balls no breeding

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Giganticon
Mar 10, 2010

Pillbug
> follow hog tracks

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

cock hero flux posted:

>combine hand sanitizer and magic liquid, apply to balls
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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Gridlocked posted:

Wait wait I wanna try something...

>cast reduce balls

Mods!

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

> Research a new spell

With an intelligence of 1 and 20 luck, this won't work, so...

>Shout random phrases and hope one of them does magic

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 Quote is not edit

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Gridlocked posted:

Wait wait I wanna try something...

>cast reduce balls

reported

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Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

Spectral_beard posted:

> follow hog tracks
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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Spectral_beard posted:

> follow hog tracks
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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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Borden
Jul 23, 2008

bradzilla posted:

With an intelligence of 1 and 20 luck, this won't work, so...

>Shout random phrases and hope one of them does magic

Do it! Do it!!

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