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FronzelNeekburm posted:It's trying to kill Weed, which would be nice because drat are the artist's little screeds through his mouthpiece even more slavishly devoted to repeating talking points than ever, and also like 90% of the "comics" he even bothers to rarely produce anymore. Hard to believe that Galatianman once had so much goodwill in this thread that people would angrily argue that no way did Lance Rengel actually believe the things he had Weed saying, that it was just him doing "Republican with Fox News brain" character work e: went to his website and he's repeating the "hospitals are empty" lie. Rest in Piss, gaslightian man A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Apr 27, 2020 |
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Yes, I'm sure that this crisis is making people lose faith in public schools. Sure, people are totally preparing to keep their kids from ever returning to a place that keeps them out of the house and out of trouble for a good portion of the day now that they've seen how easy it is to deal with their children's entire education on their own. That is totally a thing. Sure. loving dipshit.
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Jagged Jim posted:Missed a chance for a "Noble Prize" joke smh.
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skeleton warrior posted:“Dynamite guns” in the late 19th century were seen as superior artillery, propelling dynamite charges via compressed air. More lethal upon landing than a shell, less dangerous to the crew as compressed air was less likely to explode than packed gunpowder.
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The Wacky Left: As few people as possible should die! The Misguided Extreme Right: Loads and loads of people should die! Michael Ramirez, Voice Of Reason: Fools. Clowns. Just let a bunch of people die.
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Angepain posted:The Wacky Left: As few people as possible should die! He's not even claiming they're the extreme or far right This could be progress
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Vib Rib posted:Even so, like... hundreds of millions of deaths? Sure! I mean, it’s estimated that all deaths in wars of the twentieth century totaled 108 million dead, and dynamite had a role in all of those deaths, whether via dynamite gun, dynamite as tool against fortifications, dynamite as bombs dropped, miniature dynamite used in guns to propel bullets, molecular dynamite used to create white phosphorous and napalm, chain-dynamite charges used in machine guns, and the occasional hand-to-hand combat (but always conducted with dynamite). Now, that’s not quite hundreds, so you have to add in all of those who died from the Holocaust (conducted with dynamite), the Holodomor (which is Russian for “dynamite”), and The Great Leap Forward (so named because the constant use of dynamite caused bodies to be propelled as if they had jumped). Also, cancer is caused by cellular level dynamite, so that probably puts us well over the top. It’s a good thing we never used any of our atomic dynamite arsenals, or we’d be talking deaths in the billions from dynamite! Edit: really, Nobel has a lot to answer for when you think about it, not least of which is rewarding Jimmy Carter
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Been a while since we’ve had a “perhaps the answer is somewhere in the middle.”
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Every time a Cool Teen yelled Dynomite! (whenever that was in vogue) it was like the whole of the Greatest Generation was killed, so you gotta add those to Nobel's kill count.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Every time a Cool Teen yelled Dynomite! (whenever that was in vogue) it was like the whole of the Greatest Generation was killed, so you gotta add those to Nobel's kill count. James "J.J." Evans, Jr., the funk Thanos
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 Downes:  The Australian coronavirus tracking app has launched. First Dog on the Moon: In these challenging times the nation begs for hope - thus I have written a book about myself  Pope:  Rowe:  Spooner:  That's Victorian state premier Daniel Andrews, who fills the local cartoonist role of "blue state governor". Wilcox:  Zanetti: 
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For a second I thought this was an actual good cartoon but then I realized it was "dumb scientists wasting all our money by trying to fight coronavirus".
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Trapezium Dave posted:Pope: Apologies to Manet do not suffice, it should also have apologies to all British cartoonists for stealing their schtick of parodying famous paintings, and to Ben Garrison for all the labels.
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How DARE the government try to fix this health problem with *reads from clipboard* ...money for doctors!
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"We haven't cured cancer yet, guess there's no point in continuing research into it." - Chip Bok
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Tenebrais posted:An anti-capitalist duck?
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Lemming posted:What? he's got quite an accent but i'm pretty sure he said "rapists are good because orange man is bad"
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New Drinky Duck just doesn't have the same hate and incoherence y'know. Milquetoast conservative takes look downright reasonable compared to the usual crowd, nevermind Forty hours of research.
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