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Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
>cast enlarge balls on the bats so that they fall down and hit the monstrosity

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Kodilynn
Sep 29, 2006
>tell Babe to initiate self-destruct procedure authorization alpha delta 001

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

CaptainPsyko posted:

> calmly pat the left testicle, while soothingly whispering “good pig. That’s a goood piggy” to Babe.

It’s this guys, babe loves us and will do us no wrong

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

McSpanky posted:

> combine hand sanitizer with witch's brew, throw on hideous abomination

> hope Babe is ok :cry:

But also this

Shankel Magnus posted:

Since we’re in the rugged lands of the Shaolin

> Summon Wu-Tang Clan

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"
> cast enlarge balls on boss music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlRqNR5ExtY

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
> Tell Babe to obey her Mummy

Mummy loves you, Babe.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
If the next move doesn't work I think we should summon Satan, he'll know what to do

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Still waiting on Caro to show up

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

> Use flag to taunt creature like a matador, shouting "Ole!" in its language.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Combine bowl of magic liquid with hand sanitizer, dip femurs in concoction, dual wield drenched femurs and stab abomination

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> kick it, in the balls

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


> cast enlarge balls on every entity in the game

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

cock hero flux posted:

>cast enlarge balls on yourself, ride your engorged testicles into battle

RepeatingMeme posted:

> kick it, in the balls

Pinche Rudo posted:

>rub the snake potion on your flagballs to summon the power of the Texas rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin

>hit the rock creature with a stone cold stunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8DDJRwjkI&t=89s

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
cast enlarge balls on corona.exe

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
>throw magic potion onto the creature to free babe

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice

Papa Emeritus III posted:

>throw magic potion onto the creature to free babe

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Shankel Magnus posted:

Since we’re in the rugged lands of the Shaolin

> Summon Wu-Tang Clan

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

wait we're a scientis, did anyone else know thatt? is that why we are able to enlarge balls with such ease and grace?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Play posted:

wait we're a scientis, did anyone else know thatt? is that why we are able to enlarge balls with such ease and grace?

Certainly explains our 1 charisma.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited



This

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Shankel Magnus posted:

Since we’re in the rugged lands of the Shaolin

> Summon Wu-Tang Clan

this has to happen

you don't have to do all 10 members or whatever, but at least Method and RZA

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Shankel Magnus posted:

Since we’re in the rugged lands of the Shaolin

> Summon Wu-Tang Clan

:hmmyes:

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Shankel Magnus posted:

> Summon Wu-Tang Clan



Autosave loaded.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
>cast reduce balls....

It's the only way........

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
>attempt to appeal to Babe”s good side

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
>drink bowl of magic liquid

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Okay, a simple ‘wrong’ would’ve done just fine.


>collect creature.

>place creature in inventory.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
> get ye flask

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> Pour baba yaga potion on ground to create mud pit
> Wallow. Just a little.
> Invite babe monster to come and snuggle up to your side in it

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Arrhythmia posted:

>cast reduce balls....

It's the only way........

:china:

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>cast enlarge balls on yourself

>Drink the potion

>hit the creature with a stone cold stunner

>celebrate by drinking more of the potion and flipping the creature off

Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Apr 29, 2020

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> throw potion on giant amalgam balls

The fact that Babe was sad when she ate us means we need to free her from this monster. If the potion doesn’t do it we’re going to have to gently caress it. :colbert:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Giraffe posted:

> throw potion on giant amalgam balls

The fact that Babe was sad when she ate us means we need to free her from this monster. If the potion doesn’t do it we’re going to have to gently caress it. :colbert:

Once the creature is in our inventory we can remove babe at a crafting bench or something

Giganticon
Mar 10, 2010

Pillbug

EorayMel posted:

>Combine bowl of magic liquid with hand sanitizer, dip femurs in concoction, dual wield drenched femurs and stab abomination

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
>cast enlarge balls on the monster until it explodes

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


>pray to Melek Taus

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

RepeatingMeme posted:

> shout "YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD!"
> remove suit to reveal spooky mummy costume

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
>select diplomatic dialogue option

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Arrhythmia posted:

>cast reduce balls....

It's the only way........

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Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe
> look at babe and say your sorry and cast reduce balls. Say your sorry for everything that has happened. That you love her.


Then

>summon the guitar of ultimate rock and play the version of "god gave rock and roll to you" as played at the penultimate scene of Bill and Ted's bogus journey where they finally ascend into rock legend status. Use the ultimate rock vibes to free and heal babe and banish covid 19 as well as having all wrongs in the world righted ala a 80's ending montage.

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