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Time_pants posted:He doesn't realize that the states who voted for him are overwhelmingly the ones that are going to need to be bailed out, does he? they're banking on red states not getting hit quite as hard as blue states and that being enough to carry him to a win in November in our lovely broken democracy
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brugroffil posted:they're banking on red states not getting hit quite as hard as blue states and that being enough to carry him to a win in November in our lovely broken democracy He doesn't need to bank on that to win in November. The ignorance and laziness of the American people is more than enough to carry him to a second term.
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Trust the "cubic fit" graph, everything will be fine in a week or two! https://twitter.com/noahweiland/sta...agenumber%3D158 Note that the cubic fit graph has already failing to keep up with the actual number of deaths and will be even more obviously wrong when today's final numbers are released https://twitter.com/WhiteHouseCEA/status/1257680258364555264 Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 21:03 on May 5, 2020 |
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May 5, 2020 21:01
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Sooo Puerto Rico disaster relief was just a warning shot in the grand battle against America by Trump huh
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brugroffil posted:they're banking on red states not getting hit quite as hard as blue states and that being enough to carry him to a win in November in our lovely broken democracy That's a very poor strategy because most red states are rushing to open today over the most populated blue states still locked down.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:That's a very poor strategy because most red states are rushing to open today over the most populated blue states still locked down. I think you're giving red state voters too much credit in the ole, "using reason, logic, or plain old common sense" department. No matter what happens it will go one of two ways. A miracle happens and they don't all get Covid = Trump was right. Everyone gets Covid and the state falls apart = Democrats are responsible. Either way they praise Trump and give him their undying love and votes.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sooo Puerto Rico disaster relief was just a warning shot in the grand battle against America by Trump huh The whole time the PR stuff was in the news I was increasingly convinced that he thought PR was a foreign country, the way he treated everyone there. I've never heard anything to convince me otherwise, either.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I guess I should be glad he's consistent? he did. I am also 100% certain of this.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Trust the "cubic fit" graph, everything will be fine in a week or two! can't wait to see how they spin it after this is proven beyond a doubt to be utterly inaccurate
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Pitdragon posted:can't wait to see how they spin it after this is proven beyond a doubt to be utterly inaccurate So, shouldn't it like take a week before their model is proven ridiculously wrong?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:So, shouldn't it like take a week before their model is proven ridiculously wrong? it never gets proven wrong, it gets undermined by filthy democrats living in sin and filth and revised by sharpie-ing a straight vertical down arrow onto the day's numbers every single day
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Pitdragon posted:can't wait to see how they spin it after this is proven beyond a doubt to be utterly inaccurate Spin what? We never said that. Fake news. Even if we did say that which we totally didn't it was sarcasm. Why do you need to wait to see anything? You already know what they're going to do.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Trust the "cubic fit" graph, everything will be fine in a week or two! I like how they went yet again with the "Sharpie in a new reality" option
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ilmucche posted:Does anyone have a link to that video on how to make masks for people who are lazy at home? Way too many pages in this thread to remember who posted it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAj12GKuAEk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YLXEhSjVsw e: this one is good too Mithaldu posted:I just tried a bunch of mask tutorials and this one is by far the best, showing how to integrate a paper filter and a nose wire, while requiring no destruction, glue or sewing: Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 22:16 on May 5, 2020 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:So, shouldn't it like take a week before their model is proven ridiculously wrong? A week? It was already ridiculously wrong when they released it. Here's the graph that was published by the White House's Council of Economic Advisers six hours ago on their official Twitter account. The 'Cubic Fit' model which they devised themselves is shown in red:  Here's the same graph with today's current count of 1900 confirmed deaths (not even the final count for the day) added in:  Edit: LOL the count is already up to 2100 for the day Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 22:26 on May 5, 2020 |
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Today my grandpa mentioned that he went to a hardware store for the first time in a while and there were people lined up past the front entrance waiting to get in because it was so packed. They also were requiring masks for entry and selling them for 1 dollar if you didn't have one. But then he was like "SIGHHH that's socialism for you, cj!!" and I don't even get what he meant. What does that even mean. Is his brain just soup because of fox news and he thinks everything that's not the status quo is socialism?? Edit: he then went on about how he wouldn't want to live in Canada because he'd have to wait for months to see a doctor because it's free and he'd rather pay to have faster visits which is not at all true and an insane thing to say but I didn't want to argue with him CJacobs fucked around with this message at 22:18 on May 5, 2020 |
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CJacobs posted:Today my grandpa mentioned that he went to a hardware store for the first time in a while and there were people lined up past the front entrance waiting to get in because it was so packed. They also were requiring masks for entry and selling them for 1 dollar if you didn't have one. But then he was like "SIGHHH that's socialism for you, cj!!" and I don't even get what he meant. What does that even mean. Is his brain just soup because of fox news and he thinks everything that's not the status quo is socialism?? All you had to do was follow the drat graph CJ!!!
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Probably referring to stuff like bread lines in the soviet union. Not really sure how thats relevant though, aside from being a line at a store
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Selling you things is socialism 🧠
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A week? It was already ridiculously wrong when they released it.  And people will totally believe in that chart even though it's ALREADY wrong. I have no idea how I haven't killed myself yet. It's truly perplexing.
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CJacobs posted:Today my grandpa mentioned that he went to a hardware store for the first time in a while and there were people lined up past the front entrance waiting to get in because it was so packed. They also were requiring masks for entry and selling them for 1 dollar if you didn't have one. But then he was like "SIGHHH that's socialism for you, cj!!" and I don't even get what he meant. What does that even mean. Is his brain just soup because of fox news and he thinks everything that's not the status quo is socialism?? There's no way I wouldn't disown my grandfather if he was like this. You are obviously a better person than I am.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I have no idea how I haven't killed myself yet. It's truly perplexing. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
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Facebook Aunt posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAj12GKuAEk Thanks, quoting this to so I can find it again more easily. I can't stop thinking about how the michigan protest was an insane demonstration of stupidity but also of white privilege. Disgusting that they're using their guns to intimidate people like that. "Oh no it's open carry I just happened to have a rifle while I came out to protest today" gently caress all of them.
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JonathonSpectre posted:After the North Tower got hit, Rick Rescorla (American hero), head of security for Morgan Stanley in the South Tower, called up the NY Port Authority to report what had happened. Their response was, "It's handled, go back to work." I know this is from a few pages back but I live in the town in England where Rick was from, and walk past the little memorial for him quite often. A decent Cornishman.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAj12GKuAEk [/quote] The first is short and real simple p, almost ASMR stuff there. Considering putting in the op. If op doesn’t beat me to it. E op hasn’t posted here since February 
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:That's a very poor strategy because most red states are rushing to open today over the most populated blue states still locked down. Then when it hits the red states, he'll just say that we should bail out the states, that he's always said we should bail out the states, and that anyone saying otherwise is fake news.
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Charliegrs posted:There's no way I wouldn't disown my grandfather if he was like this. You are obviously a better person than I am. No you wouldn't. You'd roll your eyes and be mad on the internet at him about it. Or you'd yell at your mom later and she'd tell you to shut up. What are you going to do, rip your family structure apart over an old man who's been programmed to think something dumb? Great. Grandpa's mad because the tv said so again, well, time to disown him and make your folks cry and poo poo. Cool story. Or you can "Great grandpa, so you didn't get your wrench at the store huh?" and get him a juice box or whatever and do it for him and the world keeps turning.
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Argh great, grandpa smells like poo poo again.... better go throw em into a car wash!
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smoobles posted:was wondering why Greg Abbott was trending today (it's never a good thing) and it turns out Texas will be fully reopened by next Friday, we're all going to die, lmao That's funny because I hear the Dallas area has been seeing a massive spike in new cases lately. 
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Well I got the antibody test at the hospital I work at, and tested positive. So either I was asymptomatic the whole time, or the really bad sick time I had in early February was it. Then again our tests are at BEST 70% accurate and sometimes it takes 3 tests over 2 weeks to confirm a positive for patients who show absolutely key symptoms so who the gently caress knows. Which is great when we wear a level down of PPE that doesn't really do much and then staff has to be quarantined for 4 days to see what happens.
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Fenarisk posted:Well I got the antibody test at the hospital I work at, and tested positive. So either I was asymptomatic the whole time, or the really bad sick time I had in early February was it. Then again our tests are at BEST 70% accurate and sometimes it takes 3 tests over 2 weeks to confirm a positive for patients who show absolutely key symptoms so who the gently caress knows. Which is great when we wear a level down of PPE that doesn't really do much and then staff has to be quarantined for 4 days to see what happens. jfc the tests are THAT lovely?
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