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central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Laserjet 4P posted:

Reminder that this account (middleclassfancy) was paid by Bloomberg to make cool prez memes

Thanks for the reminder, I guess!

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

freeedr posted:

Growing up in America, I hardly ever heard the word “oval office” and when I did it didn’t seem particularly obscene to anyone. Once I grew up and learned that misogynists use it in a minimizing way against women because it means vagina I was pretty surprised because it had always been such a mild word, and here it was being a slur.

As an American guy whose worst problem is himself, oval office only bothers me on a conceptual level; ie the platonic form of a bothered woman is mad at me because oval office was said. Maybe a second woman or man is making the "ooooooooh" face and various noises of malicious joy, which is making the situation worse. It's harrowing.

My wife- and I understand women are all different, don't consider this my attempt to provide a universal definition- has a gradated relationship with oval office:

1. If one of her girlfriends said it to her she would think it was hilarious, because she would be Extremely Drunk at the time, guaranteed.
2. If my grandfather has said oval office to or near her she would have thought it was charming, because he was Scottish snd she loves things said with British\British adjacent accents, regardless of parsability or content.
3. If I said oval office around her the joke better be really funny, or I'd better be sharing an anecdote about what my grandfather yelled at a rabbit once (with my best attempt at an accent, for cushioning). Otherwise I'd probably get an "Excuse me?" at best. I dunno about at worst. I don't want to find out.
4. If an American stranger said oval office to her she might stab them with a knife.

oval office's just so complex here... I will have four large Chocolate Frostys and a small fry.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I don't think I've ever heard the Australian c-word used to describe a woman. Literally everything else though, including men, machinery and a former Prime Minister.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
as with most things, context matters!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

I love Wednesday Toad with all my heart, but I am really upset at two frogs wearing the pharaoh's crown.

What program are people using to make this Wednesday videos anyway? Is it the kind of thing that takes a decade to learn....?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Don't talk to me or my bun before next Wednesday.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/GoodfulMemes/status/1255153330830979072

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Tree Bucket posted:

What program are people using to make this Wednesday videos anyway? Is it the kind of thing that takes a decade to learn....?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bM2b5cfeZo

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://twitter.com/songadaymann/status/1256716713619423232

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.


This has become the unofficial anthem of our emergency room.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


This went places.

https://twitter.com/GlennaKGill/status/1257046765716504576

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I've been reading a military technical manual from about 1405 and I'm pretty sure it's an elaborate prank on the people the author was trying to sell it to. Look at this poo poo.




Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Tree Bucket posted:

I love Wednesday Toad with all my heart, but I am really upset at two frogs wearing the pharaoh's crown.

What program are people using to make this Wednesday videos anyway? Is it the kind of thing that takes a decade to learn....?

Serious answer: Adobe After Effects, and yes if you want to knock out projects at this kind of speed (Wednesday Frogs were al done by one dude).

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

So putting googly eyes on poo poo has historical significance.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tree Bucket posted:

I love Wednesday Toad with all my heart, but I am really upset at two frogs wearing the pharaoh's crown.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JxdhaxMVic

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

15th century Chad?

15th century Chad

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dabir posted:

15th century Chad?

15th century Chad

LOL, should juxtapose him with those comically large dick fool images from the era...

e, found one:
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/iZID58v.jpg:nws:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 15:06 on May 7, 2020

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

LifeSunDeath posted:

LOL, should juxtapose him with those comically large dick fool images from the era...

e, found one:
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/iZID58v.jpg:nws:

I love that Pic so much, the woman is just delighted

"oh boy, my delivery of monster dong has arrived! What a lovely surprise"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Son of Rodney posted:

I love that Pic so much, the woman is just delighted

"oh boy, my delivery of monster dong has arrived! What a lovely surprise"

Also this dude's face is so derp it rules

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Dash Rendar posted:

as with most things, context matters!

The non North American, English speaking populations will never stop marveling at our inability to say oval office without subsequently purchasing a specialized apology card at the pharmacy, and we will never stop reveling in explaining how it is. We’re family and, like all family, only small, stupid things, mutually obsessed over, distract us from the fact that we’d probably be better off leaving each other alone.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Yeah the C-word is the omega curse word. Nothing beats it, so it must be saved for special usage. British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. Knobber, maybe?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Son of Rodney posted:

I love that Pic so much, the woman is just delighted

"My internet penis is here! Hey regular penis! SHUN"

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


LifeSunDeath posted:

Yeah the C-word is the omega curse word. Nothing beats it, so it must be saved for special usage. British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. Knobber, maybe?
its :nws:gammon:nws:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

LifeSunDeath posted:

Also this dude's face is so derp it rules


"I dunno what this thing is but people seem to like it!"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Medieval war diagrams that look like shitposts

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Yeah the C-word is the omega curse word. Nothing beats it, so it must be saved for special usage. British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. Knobber, maybe?

OUTSIDE OF CARD: I’m sorry I said oval office at you
INSIDE: Lately I’ve been spending too much time at that pub where British expats watch football at eight in the morning :( *Below there is a little insert where you can stick a folded five dollar bill*

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Dabir posted:

I've been reading a military technical manual from about 1405 and I'm pretty sure it's an elaborate prank on the people the author was trying to sell it to. Look at this poo poo.



Note: make certain to replicate the joining of the members EXACTLY as depicted in the schematic. All angles are exact and to scale.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm pretty sure those knights in the barrels are meant to be medieval Solid Snaking it.

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

I died lol

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

LifeSunDeath posted:

Also this dude's face is so derp it rules


Your face would be like that too if you never got any blood to the brain

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/RespectfulMemes/status/1258388460223766529

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Why did this make laugh?

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:allears:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I'm in this photo and I love it.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

LifeSunDeath posted:

British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. Knobber, maybe?

We don't say the K-word here, thank you.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



saving this in my funny folder

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

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