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Laserjet 4P posted:Reminder that this account (middleclassfancy) was paid by Bloomberg to make cool prez memes Thanks for the reminder, I guess!
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freeedr posted:Growing up in America, I hardly ever heard the word “oval office” and when I did it didn’t seem particularly obscene to anyone. Once I grew up and learned that misogynists use it in a minimizing way against women because it means vagina I was pretty surprised because it had always been such a mild word, and here it was being a slur. As an American guy whose worst problem is himself, oval office only bothers me on a conceptual level; ie the platonic form of a bothered woman is mad at me because oval office was said. Maybe a second woman or man is making the "ooooooooh" face and various noises of malicious joy, which is making the situation worse. It's harrowing. My wife- and I understand women are all different, don't consider this my attempt to provide a universal definition- has a gradated relationship with oval office: 1. If one of her girlfriends said it to her she would think it was hilarious, because she would be Extremely Drunk at the time, guaranteed. 2. If my grandfather has said oval office to or near her she would have thought it was charming, because he was Scottish snd she loves things said with British\British adjacent accents, regardless of parsability or content. 3. If I said oval office around her the joke better be really funny, or I'd better be sharing an anecdote about what my grandfather yelled at a rabbit once (with my best attempt at an accent, for cushioning). Otherwise I'd probably get an "Excuse me?" at best. I dunno about at worst. I don't want to find out. 4. If an American stranger said oval office to her she might stab them with a knife. oval office's just so complex here... I will have four large Chocolate Frostys and a small fry.
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# ? May 7, 2020 04:53 |
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I don't think I've ever heard the Australian c-word used to describe a woman. Literally everything else though, including men, machinery and a former Prime Minister.
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# ? May 7, 2020 05:16 |
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as with most things, context matters!
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# ? May 7, 2020 06:06 |
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I love Wednesday Toad with all my heart, but I am really upset at two frogs wearing the pharaoh's crown. What program are people using to make this Wednesday videos anyway? Is it the kind of thing that takes a decade to learn....?
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# ? May 7, 2020 08:36 |
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Don't talk to me or my bun before next Wednesday.
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# ? May 7, 2020 09:34 |
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https://twitter.com/GoodfulMemes/status/1255153330830979072
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Tree Bucket posted:What program are people using to make this Wednesday videos anyway? Is it the kind of thing that takes a decade to learn....?
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# ? May 7, 2020 13:31 |
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https://twitter.com/songadaymann/status/1256716713619423232
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:16 |
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This has become the unofficial anthem of our emergency room.
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:28 |
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This went places. https://twitter.com/GlennaKGill/status/1257046765716504576
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:47 |
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I've been reading a military technical manual from about 1405 and I'm pretty sure it's an elaborate prank on the people the author was trying to sell it to. Look at this poo poo.
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:48 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I love Wednesday Toad with all my heart, but I am really upset at two frogs wearing the pharaoh's crown. Serious answer: Adobe After Effects, and yes if you want to knock out projects at this kind of speed (Wednesday Frogs were al done by one dude).
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:48 |
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So putting googly eyes on poo poo has historical significance.
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:52 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I love Wednesday Toad with all my heart, but I am really upset at two frogs wearing the pharaoh's crown.
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JxdhaxMVic
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# ? May 7, 2020 15:03 |
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15th century Chad? 15th century Chad
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Dabir posted:15th century Chad? LOL, should juxtapose him with those comically large dick fool images from the era... e, found one: https://i.imgur.com/iZID58v.jpg LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 15:06 on May 7, 2020 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:LOL, should juxtapose him with those comically large dick fool images from the era... I love that Pic so much, the woman is just delighted "oh boy, my delivery of monster dong has arrived! What a lovely surprise"
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Son of Rodney posted:I love that Pic so much, the woman is just delighted Also this dude's face is so derp it rules
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Dash Rendar posted:as with most things, context matters! The non North American, English speaking populations will never stop marveling at our inability to say oval office without subsequently purchasing a specialized apology card at the pharmacy, and we will never stop reveling in explaining how it is. We’re family and, like all family, only small, stupid things, mutually obsessed over, distract us from the fact that we’d probably be better off leaving each other alone.
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# ? May 7, 2020 15:39 |
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Yeah the C-word is the omega curse word. Nothing beats it, so it must be saved for special usage. British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. Knobber, maybe?
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Son of Rodney posted:I love that Pic so much, the woman is just delighted
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# ? May 7, 2020 15:47 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Yeah the C-word is the omega curse word. Nothing beats it, so it must be saved for special usage. British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. Knobber, maybe?
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# ? May 7, 2020 15:48 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Also this dude's face is so derp it rules "I dunno what this thing is but people seem to like it!"
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# ? May 7, 2020 15:59 |
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Medieval war diagrams that look like shitposts
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# ? May 7, 2020 16:06 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Yeah the C-word is the omega curse word. Nothing beats it, so it must be saved for special usage. British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. Knobber, maybe? OUTSIDE OF CARD: I’m sorry I said oval office at you INSIDE: Lately I’ve been spending too much time at that pub where British expats watch football at eight in the morning *Below there is a little insert where you can stick a folded five dollar bill*
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# ? May 7, 2020 16:09 |
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Dabir posted:I've been reading a military technical manual from about 1405 and I'm pretty sure it's an elaborate prank on the people the author was trying to sell it to. Look at this poo poo. Note: make certain to replicate the joining of the members EXACTLY as depicted in the schematic. All angles are exact and to scale.
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# ? May 7, 2020 16:13 |
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I'm pretty sure those knights in the barrels are meant to be medieval Solid Snaking it.
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# ? May 7, 2020 16:24 |
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I died lol
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# ? May 7, 2020 16:35 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Also this dude's face is so derp it rules Your face would be like that too if you never got any blood to the brain
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# ? May 7, 2020 16:54 |
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https://twitter.com/RespectfulMemes/status/1258388460223766529
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# ? May 7, 2020 17:19 |
Why did this make laugh?
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I'm in this photo and I love it.
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# ? May 7, 2020 18:02 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:British English has to have an equivalently bad word that just shocks people to the core. We don't say the K-word here, thank you.
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# ? May 7, 2020 18:18 |
saving this in my funny folder
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