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Haha ok but seriously what should we do about the entrenched Bowsetteers
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Join them 106 13.23%
Convince them to move on, to Melinda Megamelons 39 4.87%
Abstain 16 2.00%
28 3.50%
14 1.75%
32 4.00%
429 53.56%
Flame grenadegg 112 13.98%
10 1.25%
15 1.87%
Total: 801 votes
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Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Infinitum posted:

This is the original image I believe.


Siren Head will gently caress you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEpmzpbKd9U

people should just play siren instead

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I just learned that "butt" is an actual unit of measurement. Like, an actual scientific value, not just slang or anything like that.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Barrels are very serious business.

This is also the etymology of 'buttload' if I recall correctly.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Infinitum posted:

Hype hype hype to see some Xbox SeX gameplay tonight, particularly AC:Valhalla.

Going to be very interesting to see just how many bullshots we see vs actual on-system games.

The Origins/Odyssey gameplay reveals were pretty true to the final game, and I don't think the new PS5/XB specs fall anywhere outside what you can currently manage on a decent gaming PC anyway.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EOitk9F-8c

first-person Katana Zero, that's kinda neat

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Sheriff won't like it.
Rock in the casbah
Rock the casbah

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

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exquisite tea posted:

The Origins/Odyssey gameplay reveals were pretty true to the final game, and I don't think the new PS5/XB specs fall anywhere outside what you can currently manage on a decent gaming PC anyway.

I was looking up the recent AC cinematic trailers because I hadn’t seen them, and realized that AC Odyssey only ever had in-engine trailers.

Not sure what that says about the Valhalla trailer, if anything, but I have a feeling that it’s gonna be real purty.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


How stealth will work in Valhalla as you play a gigantic 10 foot tall viking muscleman:

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006



Half Life Alyx has a fantastic reference and mechanic from Jurassic Park Trespasser.

As you run low on clips or shells she vocalizes how many you have left. Some voice lines are identical or at least really close.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
https://twitter.com/Lythero/status/1258146737035841552?s=19

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

Hwurmp posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EOitk9F-8c

first-person Katana Zero, that's kinda neat

demo is really fun, but the controls for platforming need some work, especially the grappling hook (which only seems to work from a very narrow set of angles at present)

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

limaCAT posted:

Sheriff won't like it.
Rock in the casbah
Rock the casbah

H-Shareef

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Xbox Series X press conference is in 40 minutes at https://www.twitch.tv/xbox

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Agh. I might be the most hungover boy in the world right now.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I said come in! posted:

Xbox Series X press conference is in 40 minutes at https://www.twitch.tv/xbox

And youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwzQraW7K4

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
This sirenhead stuff is wild, what a story
https://twitter.com/slimyswampghost/status/1258167458181021699?s=19

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's like Slenderman, all that poo poo originated here on SA and eventually took on a life of its own.

Here's the original thread but none of the pics work because :laffo: Waffleimages.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

New trailer for Disintegration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ejKg4Ee-8M the sci-fi first person shooter that looks way too much like Destiny, but is hopefully better? Hoping its a single player offline game though. I got the impression that its a live games as a service title like Destiny, and so hard pass if it is, but I don't actually know that.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




https://twitter.com/sirenhead_game/status/1258318356417044485

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Infinitum posted:

It's like Slenderman, all that poo poo originated here on SA and eventually took on a life of its own.

Here's the original thread but none of the pics work because :laffo: Waffleimages.


god, Marble Hornets was so good for a while.


https://web.archive.org/ has it archived

Amp fucked around with this message at 15:45 on May 7, 2020

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I remember thinking the first couple shorts in Marble Hornets were creepy, then it slowly became many episodes of "I went out into the spoopy woods and saw a ghost!" "I went out into the woods to find the first guy and also saw a spoopy thing!" And this was repeated for approximately 739 episodes.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Speaking of pending litigation

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

exquisite tea posted:

I remember thinking the first couple shorts in Marble Hornets were creepy, then it slowly became many episodes of "I went out into the spoopy woods and saw a ghost!" "I went out into the woods to find the first guy and also saw a spoopy thing!" And this was repeated for approximately 739 episodes.

I dropped off midway during the 2nd season. I'm going to go read what ended up happening.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

god, Marble Hornets was so good for a while.


https://web.archive.org/ has it archived

Noice
https://web.archive.org/web/20120130173731/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3150591&userid=91870

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

I said come in! posted:

looks way too much like Destiny

Probably because it's being led by Bungie's former art director, Marcus Lehto.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

SeXReX posted:

Speaking of pending litigation



Is this just a fan game or something that's being sold? If it's just a free fangame I can't imagine that Yacht Club is gonna really care. And if it's good I'd even bet that Yacht Club would scoop them up to make one for real cause a Shovel Knight dating sim is silly enough of an idea

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I'll allow it as long as it's Chibi Shovel Knight. Burly Shovel Knight is a disgrace.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

New Dirt Rally game announced. This one looks like its more their arcade side this time, where the last Dirt Rally title was more of a sim.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Macaluso posted:

Is this just a fan game or something that's being sold? If it's just a free fangame I can't imagine that Yacht Club is gonna really care. And if it's good I'd even bet that Yacht Club would scoop them up to make one for real cause a Shovel Knight dating sim is silly enough of an idea

There's exactly 1 tweet from 10 hours ago and I didn't join the discord so I can't answer this for you

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

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I said come in! posted:

New Dirt Rally game announced. This one looks like its more their arcade side this time, where the last Dirt Rally title was more of a sim.

Everything in this Xbox reveal so far looks like a GPU tech demo.

Oh my god they’re showing off Scorn. :allears:

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Looks like that Scorn game isn't vaporware at least.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

homeless snail posted:

metal gear acid sequel looking sick


Relax Or DIE posted:

I just saw that mod and thought about installing it

what was this? the image isn't loading for me

e: lol now it works

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Dewgy posted:

Everything in this Xbox reveal so far looks like a GPU tech demo.

Oh my god they’re showing off Scorn. :allears:

Microsoft is claiming all of this is real time and will be actual footage you'll see when these games launches. Will see how true that ends up being.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

exquisite tea posted:

Looks like that Scorn game isn't vaporware at least.

I had never even heard of this game before. I like what I saw though.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

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I said come in! posted:

Microsoft is claiming all of this is real time and will be actual footage you'll see when these games launches. Will see how true that ends up being.

Given the generation gap here it doesn’t seem unreasonable. There’s PS4 games that look almost this good already.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
That star wars elevator rtx demo runs in real time too but there's no way any video game is looking like that outside of a cutscene

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Dewgy posted:

Given the generation gap here it doesn’t seem unreasonable. There’s PS4 games that look almost this good already.

And obviously the games that come out at the end of next-gen, will look way way better. The big thing to start with will probably be games being able to do native 4K.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I said come in! posted:

I had never even heard of this game before. I like what I saw though.

It first cropped up a few years ago, the concept was FPS Giger. The devs went silent for awhile because I think they got a whole lot of money from somewhere and wanted to scale up production.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Leave it up to EA Games to announce a game and be THAT GAME DEVELOPER that shows no actual in-game footage.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Crap, I forgot this was happening. Came in at the tail end of VTM, what else did I miss?

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