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Proteus Jones posted:Do you keep a document of threads, because you come up with some of the craziest ones. You truly are a beacon of hope in these trying times. I do actually have a bookmarks folder. I'm a rereader, always have been. Now that my OCD is under control, it's not quite as strong an impulse, but I always bookmark great threads just in case.
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I realize today that yesterday I went on an angry rant, when a simple, neutral explanation would have sufficed. Sorry, everyone, for bringing negativity into this cool thread. I've been doing a lot of work to help the person running the forums fundraiser plan, and the thought that it had a chance of derailing made me lose my mind. The next time I'm mad, I will step away from the Internet. Sorry!
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Drunk Nerds posted:I realize today that yesterday I went on an angry rant, when a simple, neutral explanation would have sufficed. Sorry, everyone, for bringing negativity into this cool thread. I've been doing a lot of work to help the person running the forums fundraiser plan, and the thought that it had a chance of derailing made me lose my mind. The next time I'm mad, I will step away from the Internet. Maybe you should sue someone?
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May 7, 2020 19:00
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Paladinus posted:Uhm, I have it on good authority that every Japanese person under 50 is familiar with the term gunblade. Gunblades are different than bayonets and thank you for reminding me how completely insane an idea gunblades were in final fantasy.
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May 7, 2020 19:14
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Just wait til you hear about 'dork' Is this about the "whale penis" thing because I never believed that OTOH so many words have been slang for penis, vagina or intercourse at one point or another that the entire English language could probably be read as, like, "Penis penis penis the sexing penis vagina penis, we'll penis penis penis penis with lettuce."
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May 7, 2020 19:51
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Phy posted:Is this about the "whale penis" thing because I never believed that Buffalo buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo 
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May 7, 2020 19:56
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That's just filthy. 
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May 7, 2020 19:58
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Buffalo buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Queuing up a probation for just absolutely horrendous language. Like wow, this is beyond the pale.
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May 7, 2020 20:04
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Buffalo buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Wait, slower
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May 7, 2020 20:13
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13Pandora13 posted:When the meltdown's in May ma Thank you for this very good post I appreciate it.
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May 7, 2020 20:21
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all night long 'cause I don't got it going on.
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May 7, 2020 20:34
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If you don't like what I have to say, you can just tell me "bye, son."
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May 7, 2020 21:11
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:If you don't like what I have to say, you can just tell me "bye, son." You always gotta be the bearer of bad gnus
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May 7, 2020 21:14
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purple death ray posted:You always gotta be the bearer of bad gnus You know I aurochs your world.
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May 7, 2020 21:23
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:You know I aurochs your world. I wanna marry you for this pun, but I antelope.
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May 7, 2020 21:39
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Speaking of scheisse THIS DERAIL The best part of this isn't that it's a troll It's that the troll worked too well so the OP started getting angry at people for falling for it
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Xarbala posted:The best part of this isn't that it's a troll Clicking on the "?" by the username was the best laugh I had all day.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Clicking on the "?" by the username was the best laugh I had all day. Proclick indeed
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May 7, 2020 22:12
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Gunblades are different than bayonets and thank you for reminding me how completely insane an idea gunblades were in final fantasy. gunblades are good shut the gently caress up
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May 7, 2020 22:36
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Moo the cow posted:Maybe you should sue someone? The discovery process on my posts will frustrate any crack team of paralegals, any
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May 7, 2020 22:38
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Gunblades are cooler and make more sense than keyblades. This is a hill I'm willing to die on.
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Doltos posted:The discovery process on my posts will frustrate any crack team of paralegals, any Good luck, I'm behind seven layers of irony!
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This is the origin of the phrase "Hello, I'm from the internet." isn't it?
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May 8, 2020 03:18
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Are those posted less than a day apart?
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BrigadierSensible posted:This is the origin of the phrase "Hello, I'm from the internet." isn't it? As I recall it yes, thank you for reminding
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"What I did... was harmless... What I posted... was honest..." -Goon who smelled his sister's undies to sate his thirst for the scent of vagina
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Bogus Adventure posted:"What I did... was harmless... What I posted... was honest..." And looking back through history he barely moves the needle of hosed up disclosures. We have a list of - dog rapist - several actual rapists - admitted pedophiles - anime fans getting furious that naked kids isn't considered "art" - Snake fuckers - The vast list of stuff Schmorky was into - Goon insisting secretly recording people was nbd - adult Goons openly proud of abusing their kids - Goon who couldn't stop himself from saying how much he loves killing dogs - Out and proud Nazis - running a goon porn server - super into intense racially charged BDSM, also maybe a pedophile - Goons furiously posting rape/assault apologia And then you have Dare, Jon Pop, Matt Damon, Vilepilot, and IWC as the Hall of Fame re-regs who occasionally hit a spree of double digit accounts to spam their lunacy until they got shut down.
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pentyne posted:And looking back through history he barely moves the needle of hosed up disclosures. We have a list of Fairy torturer
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Sorry to burst the bubble https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=487507 posted:Ok I know oxx might hit me but its not really that big of a secret, we told a good assortment of people.
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May 8, 2020 04:54
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BrigadierSensible posted:This is the origin of the phrase "Hello, I'm from the internet." isn't it? I thought this was from the kid who'd used his parents' credit card to buy like $3000 of weight-loss drugs, and a goon blew the whistle on it?
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pentyne posted:And looking back through history he barely moves the needle of hosed up disclosures. We have a list of Also ShadowCatboy and his bestiality porn
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Hedrigall posted:Also ShadowCatboy and his bestiality porn Looking at your rapsheet you should be on that list too.
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ChubbyChecker posted:Looking at your rapsheet you should be on that list too.  unless... furry immunity? 
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Phy posted:Is this about the "whale penis" thing because I never believed that I think it was Pratchett who said that the Victorian English had so many words for female genitalia that it's almost impossible to construct a sentence without at least three of them.
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Penis butt hamsters! 
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Elviscat posted:Are those posted less than a day apart? Eight hours. Hindsight's 20/20 but that he posted the long post in the morning before school, and while at school, someone managed to contact his entire family who were either all home from work that day or had left work early to deal with this crisis, that they trusted the random stranger completely over their own kid and didn't just assume it was one of classmates trying to bully/prank him, that they then sent the sister he had sexual feelings for to pick him up instead of the two parents who were both home from work were all pretty big red flags that it was a hoax.
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GOONS what was the name of the frontpage series where they would review products from a now-defunct online retailer that sold crazy poo poo? Skymart? The website would sell things you'd never want like a giant mantis head or lamp that looked like a giant leg of lamb?
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Calico Heart posted:GOONS what was the name of the frontpage series where they would review products from a now-defunct online retailer that sold crazy poo poo? Skymart? The website would sell things you'd never want like a giant mantis head or lamp that looked like a giant leg of lamb? Oh dang, Skymall? Possibly one of the first things I read here. https://www.somethingawful.com/series/skymall-product-reviews/ Looking this up told me that somehow Skymall still exists too. I guess they're ThinkGeek without the niche branding and more "you're slightly lightheaded from the altitude so hopefully these will seem cool and useful".
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