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zakharov posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 What the gently caress
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zakharov posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 Words fail me.
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May 8, 2020 19:07
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Trapick posted:I was thinking to myself "gently caress, this is some stupid tampon or bra ad or something isn't it" and nope, it ended up being 1000x worse. These companies spend millions to billions paying other companies to create, present, re-design, focus test, and blast it in consumer faces every chance they get. You could line up and execute every Ad agency in the world, replace it with any garbage AI algorithm and people probably wouldn't notice the difference for years if ever.
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I really thought I was going to see the Subway logo fade in and somehow it ended up being even worse.
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May 8, 2020 19:08
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zakharov posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 it's been a while since something exceeded my expectations. but I was hoping it would be in the positive direction.
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May 8, 2020 19:11
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Hot drat. Usually overhyped reveals disappoint. Not this time. I am reeling.
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May 8, 2020 19:13
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rofl  It probably would have been better if it were an ad for pastel pink bic pens
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May 8, 2020 19:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtug5an4L8E The full thing. Apparently there's a lot of real money in the boxes those kids open in the ad, so I guess it's not as terrible as it first seems? Just an example of a perfectly cut ad in the tweet. It's still stupid and terrible though.
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Also how the gently caress did it take until 2020 for that, Ms Pac-Man is almost 40 years old, it's not a new idea.
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Trapick posted:I was thinking to myself "gently caress, this is some stupid tampon or bra ad or something isn't it" and nope, it ended up being 1000x worse. I was going "Google? IBM? Somebody boasting about More Women In The (leaky) Pipeline?" So much worse.
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May 8, 2020 19:19
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https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/848982344111280130
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Super Soaker Party! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtug5an4L8E lol  https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1203457247998808064
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May 8, 2020 19:31
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May 8, 2020 19:37
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Killingyouguy! posted:I, too, love to lump women of a similar age into a negative caricature and then continue to do so even when presented with evidence that, gasp, older women can be good people #NotAllMen #AllLivesMatter #PoliceLivesMatter #WhensInternationalMENSDay
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May 8, 2020 19:43
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These jokes are pretty hack. Like no poo poo the Simpsons knew about viruses and bees. It's almost like they're common parts of life on Earth.
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I mean I thought monopoly was already pretty gender neutral, you can play as a goddamn thimble or a boot
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May 8, 2020 20:01
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zakharov posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 I feel like the "hate" monologue from I have no mouth yet I must scream. Just solely aimed at Ad executives.
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May 8, 2020 20:21
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zakharov posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080
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May 8, 2020 20:28
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https://twitter.com/jordbrookes/status/1258784408053710849?s=21 (Check the username)
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Trapick posted:Also how the gently caress did it take until 2020 for that, Ms Pac-Man is almost 40 years old, it's not a new idea. i own every Bionicle posted:I mean I thought monopoly was already pretty gender neutral, you can play as a goddamn thimble or a boot Yeah its like releasing a game called Ms. Battleship or Ms. Chutes and Ladders.
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May 8, 2020 20:30
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/jordbrookes/status/1258784408053710849?s=21 Idgi
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"At the start female players get more money than guys—$1,900 versus $1,500—and collect $240 for passing go, rather than the usual $200. Players purchase things created by women, like “WiFi ... chocolate chip cookies, solar heating and modern shapewear.”
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mind the walrus posted:These jokes are pretty hack. Like no poo poo the Simpsons knew about viruses and bees. It's almost like they're common parts of life on Earth. _ _ / 
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May 8, 2020 20:39
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doverhog posted:"At the start female players get more money than guys—$1,900 versus $1,500—and collect $240 for passing go, rather than the usual $200. Players purchase things created by women, like “WiFi ... chocolate chip cookies, solar heating and modern shapewear.” Like, why? you know what, the end of that ad should have been a shot of one of those girls, and she reaches a hand into her pants pocket, and from within she pulls out an iphone 11 pro max. "Deep pockets for those inventors who work towards deep pockets." Bam. A billion dollars in clothing sales. You're welcome, levi's.
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May 8, 2020 20:41
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i own every Bionicle posted:Theory: everything musky does needs to be sillier than the last thing he did so nobody will remember that. Nobody’s talking about cybertruck now. This is a beak
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i own every Bionicle posted:Theory: everything musky does needs to be sillier than the last thing he did so nobody will remember that. Nobody’s talking about cybertruck now. dude looks like a parrotfish
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May 8, 2020 21:46
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I have no mouth and I must yeehaw.
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May 8, 2020 21:52
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he found out the hard way that you can't eat those pogo looking things growing out by the pond
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May 8, 2020 21:54
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RandomFerret posted:he found out the hard way that you can't eat those pogo looking things growing out by the pond What the gently caress is this
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May 8, 2020 22:06
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sugar mouse posted:What the gently caress is this A bulrush/cattail (Typha spp.) inflorescence. The seeds are tightly packed into the characteristic sausage-looking bundle you see at the top of the plant. When they're mature, a gust of wind is enough to cause them to explode out and disperse.
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Wow a lot of hate for filter feeders in this thread.
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sugar mouse posted:What the gently caress is this The forbidden corn dog 
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