Pick posted:

they assimilate garak and then spit him back out again because he's loving up the logic paths

AntherUslessPoster posted:

Assimilate a packled and The collective will stop existing in mere seconds.

Dr. Fishopolis posted:

i want a new tng movie with everyone recast and acting like nothing is different

mark strong should be the new picard

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Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Parody
This porn film is set in mid-season 6 of Star Trek: The Next Generation and continues the story arc of the alternate Tasha Yar from TNG: "Yesterday's Enterprise" and her daughter Sela, last seen in TNG: "Unification II". On stardate 46543.2, while en route to Starbase 112, the USS Enterprise-D detects electromagnetic energy emanating from a barren world near the Romulan Neutral Zone. The landing party discover a metallic crate containing Tasha Yar in stasis. Counselor Troi and Riker go on a date on the holodeck, while Tasha recovers from her ten year long cryostasis. Tasha meets with Picard in his ready room. While Sela had previously told the crew that Tasha was executed when they tried to escape, this was apparently a lie. Tasha hopes to be a part of the crew again, though she is horrified to see Worf, a Klingon, as chief of security. La Forge goes to the holodeck and attempts to compile all the information on the case and brings up his Leah Brahms program for assistance. They realize that Tasha is emitting an unusual amount of tachyons.

Data visits Tasha. He says her death in his universe helped him better understand Human relationships and offers to show her the holographic recording she made for her funeral. Tasha confronts Worf during his mok'bara training with Ensign Ro Laren, and challenges him into a fight. Afterwards she has sex with Data, after he reveals that they had an intimate encounter in his universe. The crew figure out that the tachyon emissions are a transmission to a Romulan ship. La Forge proposes to set up a tachyon detection grid with probes to find the Romulans, but a Romulan Warbird decloaks before they launch the probes. The Enterprise disables the shields of the Warbird, but Tasha under the control of the Romulans attacks Worf on the bridge and takes control of the ship. Sela is responsible for the plot and intends to capture the Enterprise-D. Data blocks the tachyon emissions with the deflector, freeing Tasha from the mind-control. The Romulans retreat, but Tasha collapses and dies as her life was dependent on the tachyon emissions sent by the Warbird.

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Sex Trek V: Deep Space Sex
In this porn parody of Star Trek: The Next Generation, on stardate 6969.4, the starship Intercourse is investigating a strange power source on the planet Rigel Omega Beta III. On the surface, Ensign Pussy finds a visor, that lets the wearer see through clothing and makes him or her give into their sexual urges. An alien entity observes them and beams up with the away team to feed on the sexual energies of the crew. On the ship Lt. Georgie LaToosh sees the entity and notices that its getting stronger. The crew surmise it is connected to the alien visor.

Prickhard intends to beam the visor into space where it can be destroyed. Prickhard brings the counselor to the holodeck instead, where he opens up about his desire to return to the womb, the counselor reveals she has been trying to get Jean Pierres attention for the past seven seasons and gives him the alien visor to wear. Lt. Commander Dildo suggests they might drive the alien away if they stay celibate for a day, but the plan doesn't seem feasible. LaToosh suggests they might try to overload it by all having sex at the same time. The plan works and the being blows up.

WilWheaton posted:

this already exists, it's called Star Trek the next Generation a XXX Parody

it also features a tasha yarr main plot

WilWheaton posted:

seems better than picard

WilWheaton posted:

seems better than picard

drilldo squirt posted:

Someone post pictures of the cast of the porno, please.

WilWheaton posted:

seems better than picard

Bogus Adventure posted:

you broke my grill posted:

Who is that on Picards left?

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

They really put way more effort into that than they had to, and I appreciate it. Also, including Ro Laren? They have great taste in side characters

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Tasha Yar. Didn't you read the plot summary?

Bogus Adventure posted:

hemale in pain posted:

if memory serves me right the guy playing picard is a professional impersonator and didn't do any of the sex scenes. they actually had a stunt cock for him.

Pick posted:

And people say capitalism is bad

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

they needed more women, and ro was almost part of the main cast for half of a season.