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Are you a bad enough dude to not jerk off during a zoom meeting
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Alan Smithee posted:Source you are quote https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceEurope/comments/ggb9bq/germany_masturbated_during_a_conference_call_and/
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# ? May 11, 2020 03:13 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:All you have to do to keep getting your paycheck is one Zoom conference per week. Can you do it? I’m not sure if it’s funnier that he was jerking during a VTC or that he’d been looking forward to jerking as the highlight of his day.
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# ? May 11, 2020 03:13 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Source you are quote https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceEurope/comments/ggb9bq/germany_masturbated_during_a_conference_call_and/
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# ? May 11, 2020 03:37 |
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quote:It took awhile to get the right angle, get the lighting right, they saw me preparing, it wasn't a surprise. More like the highlight of their week. https://forums.watchuseek.com/f23/rolex-tudor-4950143-6.html https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/comments/dgex2z/never_mind_my_17000_rolex_just_get_me_my_fries/ Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 03:53 on May 11, 2020 |
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Wow he is the most terriblequote:I am a real Rolex enthusiast. I have a pretty nice 6 Rolex collection that I have curated over the 25 years I've been into the hobby. See my profile for pics.
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:01 |
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Tomfoolery posted:Wow he is the most terrible His submission page on Reddit is just 176 posts of him wearing a different Rolex watch over the course of 4 years. https://old.reddit.com/user/sporturawus/submitted/ quote:We say you are using too many straws and your response is let’s shut down poor countries ??? Speaks volumes dude, you can pay for school but you can’t by class!! He also makes ~85k as an IT manager and spends all of his money on watches, car leases, wifi equipment, and speakers/speaker cables. quote:Your mistake is trying to apply “rationality” to an entirely emotional impulse purchase. We aren’t talking about milk, electricity, or other necessities. We are talking about men’s jewelry, frivolous baubles, luxury indulgences. THESE ARE INVESTMENT WATCHES! quote:I paid $17,000 in 2018 for my $12,400 MSRP Daytona and could sell it tomorrow for $20,000. So, yes, it’s worth more than some arbitrary MSRP that’s nothing but a bunch of type on a spreadsheet. In the real world, you want a Daytona, you pay fair market value. Those who stick to the MSRP script aren’t serious buyers. They are bargain hunters. Yuck. I could never look at my wrist with pride if I paid MSRP for a unicorn. Explaining why two indentical (literally identical) watches have a $35,000 difference in price. It turns out, that there's $35,000 worth of enhanced and upgraded utility in the new version. quote:Fact is, Rolex has enhanced and upgraded the entire line in the last few years and that’s led to dramatic increases in interest. Not hype. Tangible enhancements. Not only do you have the usual group of new 30-40 year olds getting their promotions and their first Rolexes but you have the 30 million Rolex buyers of the last 30 years looking to upgrade. Rolex doesn’t need to make more than 1 million a year, so they don’t. And Rolex owners don’t want them to either. Turns out, we like wearing scarce trinkets. quote:My advice for getting into the hobby is this: Get a submariner. If you can't (more like won't) drop more than $9,999 because of some weird psychological hold in your brain, then you don't need to be in this hobby. Get the gently caress out. You can judge the value of a man's life by the answer to that question Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 04:19 on May 11, 2020 |
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That guy really ticks me off
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# ? May 11, 2020 06:36 |
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He’s clearly a troll parodying the kind of dumb rich people who are incapable of appreciating any watch that is not a Rolex.
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# ? May 11, 2020 06:52 |
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I love a dude wearing a submariner who's never been deeper than 10 feet.
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# ? May 11, 2020 06:56 |
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For those in this thread who don’t know, Rolex controls the supply of product so that if you want one of the popular models you either have to buy it at a huge markup from the grey market, or get on a years long waiting list at an authorized dealer. Usually the only way to reduce the wait period is to buy other products from your dealer. I know of a guy who bought a $4,000 watch he didn’t want just because the sales person ordered him to, otherwise he wouldn’t even be added to the waiting list. He was selling the watch - a nice Tudor GMT - at a big loss because he didn’t want it because it’s not a Rolex. He never even bothered wearing it.
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# ? May 11, 2020 07:02 |
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Tomfoolery posted:Wow he is the most terrible He has to be a troll right? I’m not sure I want to live in a world where he isn’t.
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# ? May 11, 2020 10:23 |
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I have to admit I consider almost anyone actually wearing a watch to be a pretentious dong. The only people I ever see wearing them tend to be managers, the arrogant rich or old people for whom watch-wearing is a habit, and only the latter of those three groups can be excused. At this point you're unlikely to ever be more than a few feet from something that can tell time, whether that's a computer screen, a TV or your cell phone, so watches are entirely for conspicious consumption, unless you're somewhere far afield like in the Antarctic or an impenetrable jungle, or somewhere out in the sticks enough for a reliable electricity supply to not be guaranteed.
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# ? May 11, 2020 12:13 |
do silly fitness tracking wristbands count?
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# ? May 11, 2020 12:32 |
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PurpleXVI posted:At this point you're unlikely to ever be more than a few feet from something that can tell time, whether that's a computer screen, a TV or your cell phone, so watches are entirely for conspicious consumption, unless you're somewhere far afield like in the Antarctic or an impenetrable jungle, or somewhere out in the sticks enough for a reliable electricity supply to not be guaranteed. Nah, checking the time on a watch is less rude than taking out my phone during a conversation or meeting (and much less likely to end up distracting me), and I can do it with both hands occupied while cooking or working on something else, or with gloves on outside in the winter. I just can’t find a watch I like, or I’d be back to wearing one.
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# ? May 11, 2020 12:52 |
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Animal posted:He’s clearly a troll parodying the kind of dumb rich people who are incapable of appreciating any watch that is not a Rolex. If he is trolling, then he is very dedicated to his craft. He's been posting the same things across 3 three different message boards for at least 14 years. quote:forums.watchuseek.com profile
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PurpleXVI posted:At this point you're unlikely to ever be more than a few feet from something that can tell time, whether that's a computer screen, a TV or your cell phone, so watches are entirely for conspicious consumption, unless you're somewhere far afield like in the Antarctic or an impenetrable jungle, or somewhere out in the sticks enough for a reliable electricity supply to not be guaranteed. A niche case, but the majority of people I know who've had a security clearance are in the habit of wearing watches.
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PurpleXVI posted:I have to admit I consider almost anyone actually wearing a watch to be a pretentious dong. The only people I ever see wearing them tend to be managers, the arrogant rich or old people for whom watch-wearing is a habit, and only the latter of those three groups can be excused. Now do this, except with burlap sacks replacing all clothing.
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PurpleXVI posted:I have to admit I consider almost anyone actually wearing a watch to be a pretentious dong. The only people I ever see wearing them tend to be managers, the arrogant rich or old people for whom watch-wearing is a habit, and only the latter of those three groups can be excused. Nah, watches are cool and good and are a functional accessory to your wardrobe. Mechanical watches, specifically, are fascinating examples combining engineering and art. If you look hard enough you might be able to find a few models for less than $25k but everyone will look down on you according to Internet connoisseurs of haute horology.
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quote:DeepBrain Chain is a decentralized AI computing platform - DBC is the utility token for transactions on the platform.
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Soylent Pudding posted:A niche case, but the majority of people I know who've had a security clearance are in the habit of wearing watches. Yup
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PurpleXVI posted:I have to admit I consider almost anyone actually wearing a watch to be a pretentious dong. The only people I ever see wearing them tend to be managers, the arrogant rich or old people for whom watch-wearing is a habit, and only the latter of those three groups can be excused.
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# ? May 11, 2020 13:26 |
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Subjunctive posted:Nah, checking the time on a watch is less rude than taking out my phone during a conversation or meeting (and much less likely to end up distracting me), and I can do it with both hands occupied while cooking or working on something else, or with gloves on outside in the winter. I just cant find a watch I like, or Id be back to wearing one. This, plus it's nice to be able to set reminder alarms on something that has a battery life of 8-10 years instead of 2-3 days, I'm a lot more confident that it's going to work. Also no job I've ever had has allowed me to keep a phone with me at work.
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# ? May 11, 2020 13:39 |
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WarMECH posted:Nah, watches are cool and good and are a functional accessory to your wardrobe. Mechanical watches, specifically, are fascinating examples combining engineering and art. If you look hard enough you might be able to find a few models for less than $25k but everyone will look down on you according to Internet connoisseurs of haute horology. I think the functional aspect to watches is being called into question. I wear a watch with a date function. Both being able to tell the time and reference the date without pulling out a phone or finding a clock or checking a computer come in handy occasionally. It is mostly a fashion accessory though I guess.
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# ? May 11, 2020 13:48 |
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There's more to this story: quote:In many ways, it’s difficult to pin down exactly who was the “biggest loser” in what amounted as the greatest wealth transfer from disillusioned tech nerds to snake oil salesmen of all-time. But that’s only true if you ignore the immaculate failure that is DeepBrain Chain. DBC investors were definitely the biggest losers. Edit: The "Sorry AIM buyers" reference in that screenshot is for the people who, in addition to hodl'ing this scam, also put down $6k USD for a specialized DBC miner server. That for over two years never materialized. Ixian fucked around with this message at 14:16 on May 11, 2020 |
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quote:DeepBrain Chain is a decentralized AI computing platform - DBC is the utility token for transactions on the platform.
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# ? May 11, 2020 14:23 |
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I thought for sure this was a typo:quote:Even as Delta and the other major airlines in the United States dramatically slash schedules, they are averaging an anemic 23 passengers on each domestic flight and losing $350 million to $400 million a day as expenses like payroll, rent and aircraft maintenance far exceed the money they are bringing in. Passenger traffic is down about 94 percent and half of the industry’s 6,215 planes are parked at major airports and desert airstrips, according to Airlines for America, a trade group. quote:Desperate to preserve cash, the airlines have also aggressively discouraged customers from seeking refunds, offering vouchers for future travel instead and attracting the ire of lawmakers. Legally, passengers are entitled to refunds for canceled flights and, at a hearing last week, Senator Richard Blumenthal, Democrat of Connecticut, described the practice of pushing vouchers instead as “misleading and sometimes deceptive.” Nicholas Calio, chief executive of the industry trade group Airlines for America, said that refunding all tickets could lead to bankruptcy. We're definitely going to see some big name airline mergers. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/10/business/airlines-coronavirus-bleak-future.html
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silence_kit posted:I think the functional aspect to watches is being called into question. I meant it as an accessory or jewelry that also has a secondary function (telling time/date/etc.) as opposed to a bracelet or necklace that just looks pretty.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:I thought for sure this was a typo: It's twofold, it's easy to forget how many flights take off just in America every day, and also the cost of maintaining an airfleet, even if they aren't being used you can't just let a plane lapse without then having to recheck everything when you bring it back into service. I don't feel particularly bad for them but not surprised they're being crushed by such a large amount by ongoing expenses in addition to payroll. I also have no clue how terminals handle hangar space and gates but there has to be some ongoing cost there as well. If companies start to fold I wonder what's going to happen to all the material, both in airlines and in other companies whose business boils down to owning and keeping up expensive machinery to sell a service to others? Are they going to be scrapping planes, selling them off? Weird times, as always.
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threelemmings posted:It's twofold, it's easy to forget how many flights take off just in America every day, and also the cost of maintaining an airfleet, even if they aren't being used you can't just let a plane lapse without then having to recheck everything when you bring it back into service. I don't feel particularly bad for them but not surprised they're being crushed by such a large amount by ongoing expenses in addition to payroll. I also have no clue how terminals handle hangar space and gates but there has to be some ongoing cost there as well. If companies start to fold I wonder what's going to happen to all the material, both in airlines and in other companies whose business boils down to owning and keeping up expensive machinery to sell a service to others? Are they going to be scrapping planes, selling them off? Weird times, as always. Airlines sold off their planes long ago and now mostly just lease them from companies dedicated to that.
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Subjunctive posted:Nah, checking the time on a watch is less rude than taking out my phone during a conversation or meeting (and much less likely to end up distracting me), and I can do it with both hands occupied while cooking or working on something else, or with gloves on outside in the winter. I just can’t find a watch I like, or I’d be back to wearing one. Check out this Casio, it's my jam: https://www.amazon.com/Casio-F91W-1-Classic-Resin-Digital/dp/B000GAWSDG/ Super comfortable and light. So much better than pulling out your phone to check the time.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Airlines sold off their planes long ago and now mostly just lease them from companies dedicated to that. I assume they still gotta pay the lease so I guess that just doubles the companies holding the bag then, lol. What a disaster.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Airlines sold off their planes long ago and now mostly just lease them from companies dedicated to that. Somewhere between 40-50% of planes globally are leased according to a bunch of articles I read.
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If anybody is in the market for a vacation home, it looks like AirBnB 'entrepreneur' are starting to offload their properties. It doesn't look like the market's crashed yet, but that can only be around the corner.
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Heffer posted:If anybody is in the market for a vacation home, it looks like AirBnB 'entrepreneur' are starting to offload their properties. It doesn't look like the market's crashed yet, but that can only be around the corner. From a bunch of articles on this, although it seems it from internet sentiment, hosts just don't hold enough properties to appreciably affect housing market price averages.
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spwrozek posted:Somewhere between 40-50% of planes globally are leased according to a bunch of articles I read. Globally is the key word there. The prestige, state-owned airlines like Emirates, Air Singapore, Qatar Airways, etc own a much larger proportion of their fleet than pretty much every US airline. So they have less exposure, and they'll be propped up either way. threelemmings posted:I assume they still gotta pay the lease so I guess that just doubles the companies holding the bag then, lol. What a disaster. Yup, that's a big part of the problem. Parking a plane you own is a lot cheaper than making lease payments on a plane you can't fly, and it's a big part of the reason these companies are burning cash at this rate. They took on more risk for a more financially efficient solution, and this is the result.
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Inner Light posted:From a bunch of articles on this, although it seems it from internet sentiment, hosts just don't hold enough properties to appreciably affect housing market price averages. Even in areas where the main economy is due to tourism? Elsewhere, I'd agree--things like AirBnB and non-zero property vacancy rates, while they add to the housing problem in many metros, mostly serve as scapegoats for people who do not want to address the cause of housing issues in booming areas across the US, but want something to pin the blame on.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Globally is the key word there. The prestige, state-owned airlines like Emirates, Air Singapore, Qatar Airways, etc own a much larger proportion of their fleet than pretty much every US airline. So they have less exposure, and they'll be propped up either way. After reading a bunch more stuff on major US carriers they seem to mostly own. Southwest owns most their places and leases their airtran planes to delta. United is selling planes and doing lease backs to free up cash currently. I would be curious to see more info on the issue of leasing vs buying. You are probably right that leasing planes is an issue but I would be curious how many planes that they own are "mortgaged". If you owe money you owe money.
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Inner Light posted:Check out this Casio, it's my jam: https://www.amazon.com/Casio-F91W-1-Classic-Resin-Digital/dp/B000GAWSDG/ I wear that almost every day now, and I'm wearing it now. I got it at first just to wear when I was needing a watch that could get damage without worrying, now it's a constant use.
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The resin bands always crack after a few years, but when they do it's easily replaced with a regular 18mm nylon strap and then you've got a watch that's indestructible and even lighter.
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# ? May 11, 2020 17:38 |