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I'm going to put all my friends and family on the payroll book so when they come round to my house it's actually an important work meeting. And then we'll all die shortly afterwards
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I fell asleep and while I wasn't alert the virus snuck in under my door and got me 
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May 11, 2020 08:55
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corona virus jumped out from behind my sofa and held me down and put a woman's bra and lipstick on me 
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public school virus
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crispix posted:corona virus jumped out from behind my sofa and held me down and put a woman's bra and lipstick on me Nice one, free bra. More viruses should be lingerie based.
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May 11, 2020 10:21
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Coronavirus stuffed an egg into my anus and called me a yolk-assed little bitch.
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May 11, 2020 10:34
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I'm alert to my hangover
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May 11, 2020 10:51
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i'm scared to go shopping because I know people aren't going to bother social distancing.
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May 11, 2020 10:55
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I've started shopping at 9pm for that reason, and its nice and quiet, but they tend to have run out of things like eggs.
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May 11, 2020 11:04
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i ain't gonna shop for a couple days i think, just to let the initial rush of OH we HAVE TO buy PRINGLES people die down then in a couple weeks, die off e: what train is this 
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hemale in pain posted:i'm scared to go shopping because I know people aren't going to bother social distancing. They don’t I can assure you
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May 11, 2020 11:25
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
Thats the Sheffield Supertram
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May 11, 2020 11:26
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fair play i assumed it was a manchester one, i ain't seen the trams there for a while but i've deffo seen stagecoach buses
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May 11, 2020 11:33
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Flatmate got a call from the office asking why she hasn't started working from home so she's going to great lengths to pretend that she can't use the computer they sent her/ software isn't working/ can't remember log in details etc.
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May 11, 2020 11:47
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lol also sentiment is finally turning against the government https://twitter.com/alanmearns1/status/1259778417937002496?s=20
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May 11, 2020 12:15
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smiling giraffe posted:I've started shopping at 9pm for that reason, and its nice and quiet, but they tend to have run out of things like eggs. First thing in the morning if you can go then is good for that (after any allotted time for NHS/care workers or vulnerable people obviously) since it's pretty quiet at my local supermarket and the shelves have been good. Only problem is that the booze aisle isn't open at that time.
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goldenninjawarrior posted:Flatmate got a call from the office asking why she hasn't started working from home so she's going to great lengths to pretend that she can't use the computer they sent her/ software isn't working/ can't remember log in details etc. working from home seems like a pretty cushy gig? sit in your PJs with a laptop next to you and occasionally waggle the mouse so they see you're sitting at your computer the whole time
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May 11, 2020 12:20
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kecske posted:working from home seems like a pretty cushy gig? sit in your PJs with a laptop next to you and occasionally waggle the mouse so they see you're sitting at your computer the whole time You can even automate that bit so you can go and do something less tedious
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May 11, 2020 12:42
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man I'd sure love to butt heads with my boss and make my life harder down the line for basically no reason instead of doing what everyone else is doing while working from home
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May 11, 2020 12:49
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Bringing work home does suck though, it invades what should be a place you chill at. I've found myself checking email at gone 9pm because I've heard my phone ping. But  at kicking off because they called your bluff
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May 11, 2020 13:02
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This morning I went out for cat food and saw a headline reading “MR BLOBBY RUINS SUMMER” so even the tabloids are turning against them now
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May 11, 2020 13:15
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yeah that's absolutely why i hate working from home; i have no way to switch context easily. i quite liked having a head-clearing 45min walk each way at the start and end of each day, whereas now it's just a forlorn wank instead
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Chrs posted:They don’t I can assure you The most you can hope for is a kind of patronising "aww, bless" smile from people you try to move away from that screams pure Lib Dem voter energy.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yeah that's absolutely why i hate working from home; i have no way to switch context easily. i quite liked having a head-clearing 45min walk each way at the start and end of each day, whereas now it's just a forlorn wank instead This is absolutely a suggestion that gets spaffed onto corporate "wellbeing" and "work/life balance" guidance but also I found it legit helpful since I really struggle with the same. I saw advice suggesting to try to have a "fake" commute if you can, to give yourself that separation. So if you'd normally walk to/from work then just go out the house for a short walk if you can before/after work (from wednesday obviously so you're not some kind of double exercise criminal before that...) If there is a book you'd read on a bus, or a game you'd play on your phone, or music you'd listen to in the car- then do that for a bit before/after work as a deliberate separating activity.
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May 11, 2020 13:25
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I play the extreme sport of remembering that I'm on work VPN so I don't watch porn.
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May 11, 2020 13:44
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I walked in on my other half having a work conference call and -almost- declared to her the thunderous poo poo I had just had before noticing she was on poota
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May 11, 2020 14:01
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Went outside to drop the garbage bag to the bin, lots of people casually walking/running outside and there was a guy assaulting and yelling at the bus driver while punching the bus windows and police car pulled over so I guess we're back to normal, godbless.
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May 11, 2020 14:06
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Went into the city centre to get some essentials and the place is pretty chocca. Social distancing seems to have left the building. Also seems like m&s just isn't stocking much in the way of food at the moment. Pretty much half their fridges closed. Which sucks because I love going in there and getting all the reduced meat.
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Danger - Octopus! posted:This is absolutely a suggestion that gets spaffed onto corporate "wellbeing" and "work/life balance" guidance but also I found it legit helpful since I really struggle with the same. I saw advice suggesting to try to have a "fake" commute if you can, to give yourself that separation. So if you'd normally walk to/from work then just go out the house for a short walk if you can before/after work (from wednesday obviously so you're not some kind of double exercise criminal before that...) If there is a book you'd read on a bus, or a game you'd play on your phone, or music you'd listen to in the car- then do that for a bit before/after work as a deliberate separating activity. also wear your work clothes if you have them.
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Ratjaculation posted:I walked in on my other half having a work conference call and -almost- declared to her the thunderous poo poo I had just had before noticing she was on poota I feel like you would have been appreciated for the update had you done it. Even more so if you covered yourself in poo poo first and pitifully pleaded for help.
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May 11, 2020 14:11
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I’m one of the people who loves wfh. They’ll have to pry this freedom from me when it’s over
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Danger - Octopus! posted:This is absolutely a suggestion that gets spaffed onto corporate "wellbeing" and "work/life balance" guidance but also I found it legit helpful since I really struggle with the same. I saw advice suggesting to try to have a "fake" commute if you can, to give yourself that separation. So if you'd normally walk to/from work then just go out the house for a short walk if you can before/after work (from wednesday obviously so you're not some kind of double exercise criminal before that...) If there is a book you'd read on a bus, or a game you'd play on your phone, or music you'd listen to in the car- then do that for a bit before/after work as a deliberate separating activity. i might give this a pop but in addition to the absence of walk, the merging of GOOD SCREEN and BAD SCREEN into one MEDIOCRE SCREEN is messing with me a bit. i believe this is unavoidable hemale in pain posted:also wear your work clothes if you have them. lmao Galewolf posted:Went outside to drop the garbage bag to the bin, lots of people casually walking/running outside and there was a guy assaulting and yelling at the bus driver while punching the bus windows and police car pulled over so I guess we're back to normal, godbless. i think i saw that guy in brixton pre-lockdown
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I'm supposed to be shielding but because I live all of 100ft from two food shops and a Boots, I pick and choose my timing to run out for essentials like milk and fresh vegetables. The number of times I've given other people a wide berth on that 100ft walk and they just ignore that I'm trying to avoid them is..too many to count. I had one guy near crash in to me as he marched across the car park, not caring or noticing that I was trying to avoid people. Haven't said anything but I've given a few good scowls from over the top of my mask. I think from now on I should take this shielding thing a lot more seriously. gently caress.
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I wouldn't have thought it possible months ago, but somehow this period of self isolation has actually managed to make me hate other people more. Are we planning on calling it a 2nd wave when it hits as technically the 1st was never bothered to be dealt with. BRB going to Wales for a bike ride in this lovely weather.
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deported to Canada posted:I wouldn't have thought it possible months ago, but somehow this period of self isolation has actually managed to make me hate other people more. Good question, maybe we call it 'continuing to scale Everest'?
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Ratjaculation posted:I walked in on my other half having a work conference call and -almost- declared to her the thunderous poo poo I had just had before noticing she was on poota The other day my wife ordered me to get her some beef hula hoops from the shop. Got home, lobbed them at her while yelling ‘GET BEEFY BITCH’ and then noticed the headset.. she was on conference call with her whole department. Apparently they were surprised that we were ‘friends as well as partners’. Isn’t that like, normal?
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Furloughed until at least the end of May  A real possibility that after that point I won't have a job to go back to 
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