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CommonShore posted:A coworker came up to me about two weeks ago and was like ACCORDING TO INTERNET WE'RE ON TRACK TO SEE THREE MILLION DEATHS TO CORONA VIRUS Did you get your coke
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May 12, 2020 23:17
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https://twitter.com/kenjennings/status/1260333500122591232?s=21 The hero we deserve.
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May 12, 2020 23:27
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Wow ken Jennings is funnier than I thought
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Seaniqua posted:Wow ken Jennings is funnier than I thought He seems to be a pretty decent guy, unless he's been milkshake ducked and I didn't notice. Also the college roommate of prolific fantasy author Brandon Sanderson, which is kind of cool in a way that will make you say "really? neat" and then never think about it again.
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Post Good Tweets: Contrary to popular belief, dying is NOT cool
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May 13, 2020 03:32
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Arnold's whole thing through this mess is being a lovable weirdo splitting his dinner with a donkey and a pony and I'm loving it. Between them and the cigar smoke, I'm sure his house smells wonderful.
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Seaniqua posted:Wow ken Jennings is funnier than I thought Seriously he's probably one of the most pro-est of pro Twitter follows.
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 They deleted and rephrased some of it but I think this stands.
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https://twitter.com/LilJon/status/1260400883160023040 This showed up in my timeline because the Pennsylvania Treasury Department retweeted it. 2020 is weird.
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May 13, 2020 05:31
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May 13, 2020 05:46
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Arnold's whole thing through this mess is being a lovable weirdo splitting his dinner with a donkey and a pony and I'm loving it. Between them and the cigar smoke, I'm sure his house smells wonderful. He also dunks on Trump sometimes. He rules about some stuff, like his thing when republicans would ask him about lowering emissions standards because exhaust wasn’t a big deal. “How about you lock yourself in a room with a gas engine car, and I do it with an electric car, and we come out and talk about it in eight hours?”
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Moo the cow posted:and the backstory makes it even better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH0np4povB4
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Ugly In The Morning posted:He also dunks on Trump sometimes. He rules about some stuff, like his thing when republicans would ask him about lowering emissions standards because exhaust wasn’t a big deal. I'd say buy him an account but it sounds like he'd just get banned.
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Anthony Hopkins is the super positive elder celebrity account. Just lots of videos of him painting, playing the piano, chilling with his cat, and delivering messages of good will to all mankind. Often several of the above at once. https://twitter.com/AnthonyHopkins/status/1256989440603328513
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Schwarzenegger wasn't the best governor, but he hews closer to European politicians than American conservatives so he's been much more open to things like LGBT rights and solving climate change. He never fell to the depths of GOP sociopathy.
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Schwarzenegger wasn't great, but he actively make the state worse and he benefited from following a guy who was very disliked and shouldered the blame for completely breaking the state (mostly unfairly, like most things that were wrong in this country in the 2000s, it was Enron's fault and they did it on purpose).
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zedprime posted:People charging entry [to their Animal Crossing island] if they have a good market price on their island is a derivative of a sort. ...SERIOUSLY? AC is among the most chill of chill games. Why do such people care if another person benefits from your good fortune of high bell prices by visiting your island? These sad folks prolly roll Smash only as Omega Stage, no items, three stock, Fox/Falcon only.  /rant ed: Animal Crossing tweet possibly hinting the direction of future AC updates? https://twitter.com/shmitz/status/1260369465742524416 Shy and Shameless has a new favorite as of 07:43 on May 13, 2020 |
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Schwarzenegger was also a multiple rapist who had a secret child with his housekeeper mistress and it's insane that people just forget that when he posts a couple of funny videos with a donkey.
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https://twitter.com/Tim_Batt/status/1260467992275623937 Sound on Around the world, we have seen the virus spread; at funerals as well as a second wave of infection, taking hold, just as cunts were getting on top of the virus, like we are now *lengthy pause*
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Watching his mouth flatten at the 13/14 seconds mark as the realisation hits. It's just too beautiful.
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I suspect that was edited to remove the middle of "countries" and that's also why the sign language interpreter was greyed out. Also why there is a small visual hitch midway through the word.
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OwlFancier posted:The loving spin kick though. The follow up on how he learned to kick like that is he, um, read about it https://twitter.com/fallenleo/status/1260329464816455685?s=19
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OwlFancier posted:I suspect that was edited to remove the middle of "countries" and that's also why the sign language interpreter was greyed out. Also why there is a small visual hitch midway through the word. Current theory is that there was a feed hiccup at that exact loving moment.
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The original clip is at https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/300011508/coronavirus-funeral-and-tangi-attendance-cap-raised-to-50 and he pretty clearly says "countries" at around the 1m:20s mark. Sorry to be a spoilsport 
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Kenning posted:Schwarzenegger was also a multiple rapist who had a secret child with his housekeeper mistress and it's insane that people just forget that when he posts a couple of funny videos with a donkey. Wait, what?
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Somfin posted:Current theory is that there was a feed hiccup at that exact loving moment. How many other people are looking at this post and wondering if removing the rre from the quote would be funny enough to be worth risking the sixer?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Did you get your coke We've been working from home so I haven't picked up a coke for him yet. I haven't forgotten.
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