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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Look at Trump lifting up his shirt and showing us his nipples while complaining. Very disrespectful!

Edit: Good grief, what a terrible snipe

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


A ray of light?

The Detroit Free Press posted:

With Michigan officials preparing for another protest rally at the Capitol on Thursday, the state Senate's Republican leader denounced threats against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and said anyone brandishing a firearm should be arrested.

Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey, R-Clarklake, said Tuesday that despite a longstanding rule that Michiganders with carry permits can bring firearms into the Capitol, anyone brandishing them in such a way as to intimidate or threaten anyone else should be "properly handcuffed, properly taken in (and) fingerprinted."
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/05/12/michigan-lansing-protest-whitmer-stay-home-order/3115967001/

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Mike hates freedom? Shirley you jest!

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1260735992727769096?s=19

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

cspam mods saved from a double life sentence in federal bootymax by just one vote

I know it's worded a bit confusingly, the amendment to kill the surveillance was defeated by one vote, so now the FBI will be charting what porn you look at between entrapping mentally disabled muslims

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bogus Adventure posted:

Look at Trump lifting up his shirt and showing us his nipples while complaining. Very disrespectful!

Edit: Good grief, what a terrible snipe

Hahaha

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
lmao did he really just tweet that same noise or am I just going absolutely insane losing days to this bullshit

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


Bo wanted to come back into the yard for the last five hours, begging me to open Obama's gate. I said, 'Bo, I can't let you in. I'm sorry.' He barked so much. He's a nervous, neurotic wreck. He barked so much, and I said, 'Bo, I'm sorry. I can't open Obama's gate. I can't let you in." And I said, 'You got to stop all these barks. Too many barks, Bo.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

onesixtwo posted:

lmao did he really just tweet that same noise or am I just going absolutely insane losing days to this bullshit

Yes

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

get the gently caress out of here man lol

Mr. President, sir. Stop

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

mcvey posted:

get the gently caress out of here man lol

Mr. President, sir. Stop

He will never stop

He is like your team flashing in CSGO!!!!!!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1260740659557871618
what do we give him then, 1 more week? 2 weeks?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I need to read some books and become as re-smarted as the president. Because he's so resmarted with the big brain decisions he's currently making that are killing tens of thousands of people oh my GOD.

I should re-smart myself as much as he obviously has.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

That stupid doctor wants to do all kinds of different things to stop the spread of the disease. Well, which one is it smarty-pants? What a quack

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



Just loving ban him already.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Catastrophe posted:

I need to read some books and become as re-smarted as the president. Because he's so resmarted with the big brain decisions he's currently making that are killing tens of thousands of people oh my GOD.

I should re-smart myself as much as he obviously has.

It's called GENES

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1260740659557871618
what do we give him then, 1 more week? 2 weeks?

"Fauci? I don't know the guy, he worked for use as an aide, never met him"

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

I mean, goddamn.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:


https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1260752967067525120


Kelly better be next

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1260565866086719488

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LOL!!!!

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1260600924738924544

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
What is the dominant right-wing/Trumpist spin going to be when this poo poo flares back up and starts killing way more people? How are they going to blame it on black people, Mexicans, Muslims, scientists, and liberals?

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/1260762543934619650

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

looks like the crumbs are starting to crack on obamagate

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Dammit why the gently caress did james woods get unbanned from twitter. Oh yeah, because twitter is loving garbage run by nazis. I forgot.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




wanted to let you fine folks know that as soon as he is off probation in a week, TheAardvark is yr inaugural thread ik

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1260740659557871618
what do we give him then, 1 more week? 2 weeks?

quote:

“Now when you have an incident, one out of a million, one out of 500,000, will something happen? Perhaps,” Mr. Trump said, minimizing the risk to children of returning to school. “But you can be driving to school and some bad things can happen, too.”
The president of the United States, talking about his willingness to risk the lives of America's children.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




technically ik buttons work even if you are on probation, so theaardvark could post entirely via probations and thread title changes for a week. maybe editing other peoples posts, as well

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

marshalljim posted:

What is the dominant right-wing/Trumpist spin going to be when this poo poo flares back up and starts killing way more people? How are they going to blame it on black people, Mexicans, Muslims, scientists, and liberals?

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
Remember how, during the most trying moments of the Civil War, Lincoln would just spontaneously scream "PRESERVE THE UNION!" or "NEW BIRTH OF FREEDOM!", out of a White House window and at no one in particular?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

LifeSunDeath posted:

I have another theory that the rich have a vaccine or some sort of expensive prophylaxis protocol and are just not dying from covid, but spreading the gently caress out of it...that they really are trying to kill as many of us as possible.

That's just your brain holding onto comforting ideas, because if the rich have a vaccine/cure, it's literally as simple as taking it from them. You want to believe that a "game-changer" or a miracle cure exists, even if it is not widely available.

In reality, it's because poor people can't socially distance, either because they have to go out to work, or have to live with people who have to go out to work. And rich people are just healthier in general and have fewer pre-existing conditions even before the pandemic hit, because they could afford a healthier lifestyle and better healthcare.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

sorry government my god will send me to hell if I don't risk the lives of all his worshipers to go to some building!

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

red19fire posted:

I’m also in the stands cheering on the ‘rona, in awe watching it stretch out to dunk on the White House like Michael Jordan at the end of Space Jam.


Trmup doesn’t interact with the ‘public’, but I think it’s a safe bet that he’ll throw a tantrum because he hasn’t played golf for a few weeks, demand to reopen Maralago as soon as he can, and skip most if not all of the safety protocols.

I suspect they don't even feed Donnie Two Scoops his own establishment's food, they phone order from another location nearby and pick it up, then plate it once it arrives.

After seeing what passes for food there, it's the only solution that makes sense.

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1260740659557871618
what do we give him then, 1 more week? 2 weeks?

:hmbol: Trump keeps telling everyone else to fire Fauci but nobody wants to fire the expert immunologist during a pandemic :hmbol:

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





what is it that makes these shitheads think they can get away with hitting another person. then having the audacity to claim, without the hint of irony, of being assaulted considering she hit first and was trying to force her way into the restaurant.



boar guy posted:

haha remember when 200k dead was the estimate if we did nothing? we"ve done worse than nothing. lmao?

it's going to be higher because these chuds are now purposely trying to spread the disease.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
help I did a no no stinky poo in my pants and need to figure out how Obama made it happen

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Mistle posted:

I suspect they don't even feed Donnie Two Scoops his own establishment's food, they phone order from another location nearby and pick it up, then plate it once it arrives.

OTOH he has the taste buds of a literal toddler, just fry whatever freezer burnt piece of meat in lard, cover it in ketchup/chocolate sauce, and tell him it's wagyu steak. I doubt he can tell the difference.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Catastrophe posted:

help I did a no no stinky poo in my pants and need to figure out how Obama made it happen

The deep state liberal globalists have secret long-range brown note technology, stolen from Area 51.

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cantwellmuckenfuss
Mar 30, 2011

Strong Sauce posted:

what is it that makes these shitheads think they can get away with hitting another person. then having the audacity to claim, without the hint of irony, of being assaulted considering she hit first and was trying to force her way into the restaurant.


it's going to be higher because these chuds are now purposely trying to spread the disease.

Re your first question: Ask Ahmaud Arbery. Wait, you can't because he's dead. The story is is that he was the aggressor. Dude should have just let Bubba Gumps Junior and Senior roll up on him with their gun drawn. If he hadn't defended himself they wouldn't have to have shot him. Bing bang bong.

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