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he likes dumb things but for really smart reasons
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by Hand Knit
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me: why are you watching yet another compilation of people getting hit in the nuts with stuff
smart dumb guy: [sincerely] you wouldnt understand
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May 14, 2020 04:19
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smart dumb guy places two choices in a scenario opposite of each other on a whiteboard, and draws one continuous arrow between them before finally making a decision. he always loses track
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May 14, 2020 07:32
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how casually you dismiss monster jam. the raw power being unleashed, the skill of the drivers, millennia of technology culminating in a machine with the power of a thousand horses cavorting for our amusement, does it mean nothing to you? the precision engineering that allows the 12,000lb 'Gravedigger' to perform a 360 backflip in front of an arena of screaming fans night after night is NOT redneck bullshit. it is a celebration of human achievement, it is us performing at our best. we have grappled with the forces of nature and bent them to this end. if it bothers you be honest with yourself and leave industrialized society behind entirely, for in rejecting monster jam you also reject what it represents.
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May 14, 2020 13:22
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me: why are you watching yet another compilation of people getting hit in the nuts with stuff
smart dumb guy: [sincerely] you wouldnt understand
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May 14, 2020 13:23
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- FutonForensic
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"why are you streaming squirt porn to the tv in my living room. you know that's just piss, right"
he cradles my face like Mother Mary cradles the suffering Christ in the Pietà. "it is precisely because it's piss that makes it so enthralling"
 
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May 14, 2020 14:03
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how casually you dismiss monster jam. the raw power being unleashed, the skill of the drivers, millennia of technology culminating in a machine with the power of a thousand horses cavorting for our amusement, does it mean nothing to you? the precision engineering that allows the 12,000lb 'Gravedigger' to perform a 360 backflip in front of an arena of screaming fans night after night is NOT redneck bullshit. it is a celebration of human achievement, it is us performing at our best. we have grappled with the forces of nature and bent them to this end. if it bothers you be honest with yourself and leave industrialized society behind entirely, for in rejecting monster jam you also reject what it represents.
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May 15, 2020 04:56
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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perhaps it will suffice to say that the aerodynamic principles of lawn darts are fascinatingly complex
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May 15, 2020 05:06
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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how casually you dismiss monster jam. the raw power being unleashed, the skill of the drivers, millennia of technology culminating in a machine with the power of a thousand horses cavorting for our amusement, does it mean nothing to you? the precision engineering that allows the 12,000lb 'Gravedigger' to perform a 360 backflip in front of an arena of screaming fans night after night is NOT redneck bullshit. it is a celebration of human achievement, it is us performing at our best. we have grappled with the forces of nature and bent them to this end. if it bothers you be honest with yourself and leave industrialized society behind entirely, for in rejecting monster jam you also reject what it represents.
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May 15, 2020 07:46
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smart dumb guy: "your honour, allow me to answer your question with one of my own. When we are gone, how will anyone know that we were ever actually here?"
judge: "This does not justify the number of times you posted on the pixar planes unofficial fan club message boards"
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May 15, 2020 11:25
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- ulvir
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"I agree that The Floss, at first, appears to be a trivial and, dare I say, pointless form of dancing. but once you give that a try yourself, you'll realise the amount of hand-eye-coordination and bodily control it takes to be able to appear as if you are just swinging your arms effortlessly. it is, in a way, a distilled form of Ballet, showing us how truly magnificent bodily motion can be. all this, of course, performed by a 10 year old, means that it is truly something else"
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May 15, 2020 12:38
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"I agree that The Floss, at first, appears to be a trivial and, dare I say, pointless form of dancing. but once you give that a try yourself, you'll realise the amount of hand-eye-coordination and bodily control it takes to be able to appear as if you are just swinging your arms effortlessly. it is, in a way, a distilled form of Ballet, showing us how truly magnificent bodily motion can be. all this, of course, performed by a 10 year old, means that it is truly something else"
lmbo
https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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Forsooth! 1 + 1 = 3
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