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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

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Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

snergle posted:

:mind blown: ive never noticed the turd either

Turn off your monitor

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

CapitanGarlic posted:

I've never considered a cock ring a penis necklace, but you know what it checks out

You can't go wrong by dressin' your dong
Some ornate strands to adorn your gland
Maybe get a nice choker for your poker
Or a diamond string for your ding-a-ling

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

BOOTY-ADE posted:

You can't go wrong by dressin' your dong
Some ornate strands to adorn your glans
Maybe get a nice choker for your poker
Or a diamond string for your ding-a-ling

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.










Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Facebook Aunt posted:

SA Turd Day. I smell a meme!


(it smells like turds)

SA Turd, ayyy

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tree Bucket posted:

What does the "blonder tongue" machine do?

You stick your tongue in it and it zaps it with UV light to bleach the colour out of it. It's apparently a niche fashion thing, bit weird honestly and I'm surprised they get away with selling them.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

lol i remember baby yoda memes

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Lmao American dads so stupid they never realized that thing can just be laid anywhere because of the cage, or even loving hung on something because the cage has a hook, pointing it at something does gently caress-all because it's a bare bulb laffo lollerströmberg no wonder you lost a war to the loving USA lomarf.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao American dads so stupid they never realized that thing can just be laid anywhere because of the cage, or even loving hung on something because the cage has a hook, pointing it at something does gently caress-all because it's a bare bulb laffo lollerströmberg no wonder you lost a war to the loving USA lomarf.

You okay there, chief?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao American dads so stupid they never realized that thing can just be laid anywhere because of the cage, or even loving hung on something because the cage has a hook, pointing it at something does gently caress-all because it's a bare bulb laffo lollerströmberg no wonder you lost a war to the loving USA lomarf.

you give the kid the light to hold so they're "helping" and can only irritate you verbally

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Brawnfire posted:

you give the kid the light to hold so they're "helping" and can only irritate you verbally

And then you have another light so you can actually see poo poo?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

3D Megadoodoo posted:

And then you have another light so you can actually see poo poo?

personally I emit offset dual pitches at 50kHz and 200kHz then ascertain the whereabouts of objects from the acoustical reflections, but a second light is also an option

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You okay there, chief?

it's Jerry Cotton

so, clearly, no

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao American dads so stupid they never realized that thing can just be laid anywhere because of the cage, or even loving hung on something because the cage has a hook, pointing it at something does gently caress-all because it's a bare bulb laffo lollerströmberg no wonder you lost a war to the loving USA lomarf.

I feel like there’s some unresolved anger behind this post

I suggest a father figure and a drill press to help relieve the tension

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

I've said before, sufficiently advanced Catholicism is indistinguishable from being goth, and vice versa.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Isn't the reflector on the back specifically so you can point it?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Yes, and if there isn't a convenient place to hang it or you need to look up (like when working on a car engine from below) having a short little helper hold it helps immensely.

Modern manufacturing has made lights that work in ALL situations to replace the classic hazard light, but LEDs can't replace the warm glow of accomplishment you get from helping your dad, no matter how advanced the tech.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I've said before, sufficiently advanced Catholicism is indistinguishable from being goth, and vice versa.

It's true.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Elviscat posted:

Yes, and if there isn't a convenient place to hang it or you need to look up (like when working on a car engine from below) having a short little helper hold it helps immensely.

Modern manufacturing has made lights that work in ALL situations to replace the classic hazard light, but LEDs can't replace the warm glow of accomplishment you get from helping your dad, no matter how advanced the tech.

Yeah, that's why you just make one of your own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1B3gATS0GE

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hell yes! Anthro major right here, so super same.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

LifeSunDeath posted:

Hell yes! Anthro major right here, so super same.

Anthro major? Ah, a giant furry.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Paladinus posted:

Anthro major? Ah, a giant furry.

Anthropology. More like a giant nerd.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm a philanthropologist

I study people named Phil

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://youtu.be/pQJ9GUVxPl8

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Data Graham posted:

I'm a philanthropologist

I study people named Phil

How are they doing?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao American dads so stupid they never realized that thing can just be laid anywhere because of the cage, or even loving hung on something because the cage has a hook, pointing it at something does gently caress-all because it's a bare bulb laffo lollerströmberg no wonder you lost a war to the loving USA lomarf.

Look at this non-dad who doesn’t do any diy post this stupid poo poo.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

PYF Macros and Memes and Recent Celebrity Deaths

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Celebrities really are just memes if you think about it.

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/davejorgenson/status/1262739561484095488?s=21

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Me, age 12

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