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PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

maffew buildings posted:

We love our troops, don't we?

I love the loving Army because the Army loves loving me.

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


maffew buildings posted:

We love our troops, don't we?

Performatively

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

This particular type of dicking has been completely routine since they started doing 179 day tours

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Fallom posted:

This particular type of dicking has been completely routine since they started doing 179 day tours

Yeah, this isn't unique to this administration. Anyone that's dealt with the reserve world for a hot minute will recognize that it is all about minimizing costs while still *somehow* finding funding to keep the MAJ/LCDR on full-time orders. Also funny how some AD/GS types think reservists are just sitting at home waiting to come on orders to BFE middle of MA or IL.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Yeah, this has always been a tactic to save money by screwing over troops. My last unit had people who were going to stay down at NTC for more than 90 days, which would have given them a bunch of money and benefits, so the unit would send them back to home station for 24 hours on day 89. Wouldn't let them see their families, they had to stay on base because "opsec" for a normal training rotation.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nick Soapdish posted:

Yeah, this isn't unique to this administration. Anyone that's dealt with the reserve world for a hot minute will recognize that it is all about minimizing costs while still *somehow* finding funding to keep the MAJ/LCDR on full-time orders. Also funny how some AD/GS types think reservists are just sitting at home waiting to come on orders to BFE middle of MA or IL.

*shuffles feet akwardly*

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Isn’t something like that the reason JRTC only goes for <30 days? Because you have to pay family separation after 30?

You know some dickhead commander would love to do JRTC for like six weeks.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
So on my news app I've noticed that lots of conservatives title their articles stuff like "Tucker Carlson: I'm a loving idiot and here's why". They're the only group of people that I've noticed that put their names into article titles, including lots of people I've never heard of.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Mustang posted:

So on my news app I've noticed that lots of conservatives title their articles stuff like "Tucker Carlson: I'm a loving idiot and here's why". They're the only group of people that I've noticed that put their names into article titles, including lots of people I've never heard of.

Their intended audience has dementia and can't remember names.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Mustang posted:

So on my news app I've noticed that lots of conservatives title their articles stuff like "Tucker Carlson: I'm a loving idiot and here's why". They're the only group of people that I've noticed that put their names into article titles, including lots of people I've never heard of.

People who consume right wing media are big into cults of personality. They don't appreciate news, they appreciate Hannity.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
They want to know up front if it is a story they should believe 100% or not at all.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender
That would read awkwardly if you were citing a source, but they've never noticed.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Baby Back Bitch Trump won't unveil Obama's portrait at the White House.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

bulletsponge13 posted:

Baby Back Bitch Trump won't unveil Obama's portrait at the White House.

Passing up a prime opportunity to be a petty little poo poo to Obama's face.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
dollars to doughnuts its because barrack ain't white.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

My Spirit Otter posted:

dollars to doughnuts its because barrack ain't white.

Getting flashbacks to early 2010s when I pressed an evangelical about why Obama wasn't a Christian. "he just isn't"

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

My Spirit Otter posted:

dollars to doughnuts its because barrack ain't white.

Every single thing he's done is continued revenge for the 2011 White House press dinner.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

My Spirit Otter posted:

dollars to doughnuts its because barrack ain't white.

With Trump? Are you saying he's racist????

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Woofer posted:

Isn’t something like that the reason JRTC only goes for <30 days? Because you have to pay family separation after 30?

You know some dickhead commander would love to do JRTC for like six weeks.

Exercises that size are obscenely expensive to run. The calendar is driven by two primary factors: training requirements and budget. I'll let you guess which one has the bigger impact.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

bulletsponge13 posted:

Baby Back Bitch Trump won't unveil Obama's portrait at the White House.

Word is Obama wouldn't have accepted an invitation anyway. He could joke with Bush but doesn't want to be in the same zip code as Trump.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/DrewLinzer/status/1262785406963077120?s=20

Oh man if the Dems win Georgia and both Senate seats I'm going to die laughing.

Also, McSally is getting obliterated:

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1262755501743325184?s=20

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Stultus Maximus posted:

Word is Obama wouldn't have accepted an invitation anyway. He could joke with Bush but doesn't want to be in the same zip code as Trump.

Because it's 2020 you'd probably see the WH have Obama arrested by the secret service if he stepped on the premises or something.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

bulletsponge13 posted:

Baby Back Bitch Trump won't unveil Obama's portrait at the White House.

Please word this differently in the future.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Acebuckeye13 posted:

https://twitter.com/DrewLinzer/status/1262785406963077120?s=20

Oh man if the Dems win Georgia and both Senate seats I'm going to die laughing.

Also, McSally is getting obliterated:

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1262755501743325184?s=20

Has McSally done anything positive in office besides fight for the A-10?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Oh man if the Dems win Georgia and both Senate seats I'm going to die laughing.

Also, McSally is getting obliterated:

There's a massive hole in some of these state polls though: education

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1262735552786452480?s=19

The national polls are apparently properly weighted, but the state polls are being weighted funky, like to exit poll education rates (which are bad) or to some other standard that wildly overestimates a state's education levels. It's throwing 2-3 points to Biden when it probably shouldn't be.

Still, Biden is competitive in certain states (FL, GA, AZ) that would make unexpected Trump-strong states (WI) irrelevant - I don't really know of any unexpected state that Trump is competitive in, outside of Parscale's random bullshitting.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Acebuckeye13 posted:

https://twitter.com/DrewLinzer/status/1262785406963077120?s=20

Oh man if the Dems win Georgia and both Senate seats I'm going to die laughing.

Also, McSally is getting obliterated:

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1262755501743325184?s=20

Jeez they could have picked a better picture of Kelly, dude looks like he's pinching one off.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wait is that astronaut kelly

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

BigDave posted:

Jeez they could have picked a better picture of Kelly, dude looks like he's pinching one off.

It looks like a porn screen cap that’s cropped to make it SFW.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wait is that astronaut kelly

Yes

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


oh word


yeah shes hosed

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




*one of them, you hit the loving lottery as parents if you raise twins and both grow up to be astronauts.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

It is the slightly less famous but still astronaut Kelly. Also husband to Gabby Giffords, who got shot while serving in Congress.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Icon Of Sin posted:

*one of them, you hit the loving lottery as parents if you raise twins and both grow up to be astronauts.

Astronaut twins would be the least plausible part of a space horror movie.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BigDave posted:

Astronaut twins would be the least plausible part of a space horror movie.

The least plausible part of a space horror movie would be humanity having a significant presence in space.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


BigDave posted:

Astronaut twins would be the least plausible part of a space horror movie.

*checks notes* Yep, checks out.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3HTrz3bXAM

Hey CRUSTY MINGE I think i found your sasquatch

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

McNally posted:

Please word this differently in the future.

My bad.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

McNally posted:

Please word this differently in the future.

Would 'Baby Bottom Trump' be acceptable?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Platystemon posted:

The least plausible part of a space horror movie would be humanity having a significant presence in space.

JasonX was still great tho

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Wonder the Republicans try the old Harrison Schmitt line on Kelly

"So what if he's an astronaut? What on Earth has he done for you lately?"

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