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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?



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HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007


Trying to find the loss edit joke here

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

http://www.winslowdumaine.com/shophome/gatorade-should-be-thicker

http://www.winslowdumaine.com/about

I'm wondering if A) the picture taker is from Chicago and B) if this is Winslow Dumaine's car.

Guy has some great merch on his site btw.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Parrotine posted:

Is it really a spoiler if it's one of the most well-known plot twists in cinema history? Like two steps away from Luke I Am Your Father, I seen that poo poo printed on t-shirt designs

it's not a plot twist tho

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Resting Lich Face posted:



Guy has some great merch on his site btw.

You’re not wrong

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

The grim reapers cum bottle?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Bobby Digital posted:

You’re not wrong



yo ho ho and a bottle of cum

If I had some disposable income I would've bought that bottle already because it's hilarious.

Resting Lich Face has a new favorite as of 08:26 on May 26, 2020

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Bobby Digital posted:

You’re not wrong



:confused: cum quod?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I'm cum stupid.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Bobby Digital posted:

You’re not wrong



Clearly a Nirvana fan

it is a cum-as-ewer

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Flint_Paper posted:

Clearly a Nirvana fan

it is a cum-as-ewer

Boo!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Flint_Paper posted:

Clearly a Nirvana fan

it is a cum-as-ewer

jfc

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flint_Paper posted:

Clearly a Nirvana fan

it is a cum-as-ewer

:frogout:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Flint_Paper posted:

Clearly a Nirvana fan

it is a cum-as-ewer

No. No. No. No.

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Inceltown posted:

Just lmao if you don't fart under the covers and then pull the covers over their head. Dutch oven supremacy.

Go one step further and just poo poo the bed. That's domination.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


How the heck is this stuff posted when the good neighbor meme thread just had to suffer through this awful gem being posted:

https://twitter.com/ethanchaotic/status/1263562617953693696?s=21

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Aginor posted:

Go one step further and just poo poo the bed. That's domination.

Remember to maintain eye contact

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Outstanding!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Remember to maintain eye contact



And we both got thrown out of Sainsbury's!

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Reminds me of this:

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Remember to maintain eye contact



I don't know who in this thread once shat on the floor by trying to fart the Star Trek TNG theme while looking his wife in the eye, but I can sure as hell tell you that it wasn't me.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aginor posted:

Reminds me of this:



:lmao:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

And we both got thrown out of Sainsbury's!

Huh? Have they finally changed their store policy on floor pissing?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Jamesman posted:

I wouldn't even call Seven a Gwyneth Paltrow movie. She's got a pretty small role in it.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here and act like the whole movie rests on her shoulders.

After watching videos on just how nonsensical and downright dangerous all this GOOP stuff is it’s clear she’s an idiot with her head in the clouds/up her arse/in the sand.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

After watching videos on just how nonsensical and downright dangerous all this GOOP stuff is it’s clear she’s an idiot with her head in the clouds/up her arse/in the sand.

She just doesn't have a good head on her shoulders is the problem.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
These references fill me with rage

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

After watching videos on just how nonsensical and downright dangerous all this GOOP stuff is it’s clear she’s an idiot with her head in the clouds/up her arse/in the sand.

It's clear her head is stuck in her box.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Splicer posted:

These references fill me with rage

Quit being such a hot-head, maybe put that hot-head in the ice-box to cool off. People will wonder what's in the box, but you can just tell them you're cooling off your hot-head in the ice-box.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Headlessly charging into the thread to make another head pun

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


https://youtu.be/M2rnO9ns4Zc

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Lobok posted:

It's clear her head is stuck in her box.

I hear her box smells like candles.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I just fart when the fart comes. My girlfriend usually just laughs at them

Farts are funny, see

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Zzulu posted:

I just fart when the fart comes. My girlfriend usually just laughs at them

Farts are funny, see

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zzulu posted:

I just fart when the fart comes. My girlfriend usually just laughs at them

Farts are funny, see

I laugh when people throw up. It's just something I think is pretty funny.

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

I laugh when people throw up. It's just something I think is pretty funny.

I agree with this. Case in point, my favourite picture of all time:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Aginor posted:

I agree with this. Case in point, my favourite picture of all time:



I like to think he's giving a thumbs up during this but hasn't quite clenched his fist. Also that he keeps drinking after the purge.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Zzulu posted:

I just fart when the fart comes. My girlfriend usually just laughs at them

Farts are funny, see

Key is to get them to laugh at a couple farts early on. This establishes their hilarity and hampers arguments that farts are not funny, should they arise.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Hey guys I guess Gwyneth Paltrow’s character in Se7en will never be the head of a major corporation

She just completely lost her head guys

Because her head was cut off and put in a box guys

LifeSunDeath posted:

I like to think he's giving a thumbs up during this but hasn't quite clenched his fist. Also that he keeps drinking after the purge.

I see it as him vomiting in the middle of giving a riveting lecture. And yes, he does keep drinking. During the lecture.

root beer has a new favorite as of 15:22 on May 26, 2020

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Aginor posted:

I agree with this. Case in point, my favourite picture of all time:



I have seen this photo before, and just now noticed the hole in his sock. And I am appalled and disgusted once more.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Hey guys I guess Gwyneth Paltrow’s character in Se7en will never be the head of a major corporation

She just completely lost her head guys

Because her head was cut off and put in a box guys

You won't get ahead with that attitude.

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