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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

CobiWann posted:

I'll bite. What's the worst that could happen?

*opens bible*
shortened lifespan
pain during child birth
knowledge of good and evil
and a lifetime of endless toil.


gently caress PUT THE APPLE DOWN

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Just watched the arena match with my daughter who really isn't into wrestling and she loved it. She really liked the pool bit and has no idea who hardy is

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Cavauro posted:

cody has done a lot of research and stumbled upon the big fetish scene surrounding people who share NienNunb's teeth and jaw structure, eating things. basically a slight jaw and rounded face dominated by rather large front teeth. this is something that was on his 'easter egg' whiteboard in a past BTE. this is going to be a huge phenomenon within the next 2 years. keep watching

Love to eat apples, I eat em whole in one big bite like a horse

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



NienNunb posted:

Love to eat apples, I eat em whole in one big bite like a horse
NienNunicorn

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Sonny Kiss and Joey Janella is a great tag team. Sonny covers perfectly for Janella's asslessness.

I also like their combos.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



:dance:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I'm very curious to see what the pep rally is and if it'll take IC in a new direction.

my gut is telling me a feud with Dark Order would work, and it opens up a lot of interesting narrative possibilities. surprise new members to Dark Order, or maybe Jake defects because he's an idiot and I don't like him

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

I spoke to my friend that I watched DON with on Saturday for the first time since the show and he said he's tuning into Dynamite tomorrow for the first time because he loved the show so much and wants to see how the stories progress.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxm5SwfkwcI

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

really cool how this forum created such a Popular meme. i wonder how many are aware it's about wrestling?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
e: wrong thread

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 08:40 on May 27, 2020

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Keep Scum Cornette chat in the appropriate poo poo hole thread please

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

It IS Wednesday!

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


We're not all having the same drink but we're all at the same bar.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

We're not all having the same drink but we're all at the same bar.



:hmmyes:

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I'm wearing an AEW hoodie right now and I hate horniness, we exist.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Eat My Fuc posted:

I'm wearing an AEW hoodie right now and I hate horniness, we exist.

There are dozens

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you gonna eat that?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
They only have the Pep Rally and (ugh) Tyson promoted for Dynamite tonight, right?

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1265444848078860288

Never mind, Dynamite saved.

StarkRavingMad posted:

Also loving with Brandi who is managing the QT/Dustin team

Or maybe she’s just way into QT Marshall, who can blame her, he’s so dreamy

Maybe she just wants an excuse for the Butcher and the Blade to stop dressing like cool dads and wrestle a match for once.

Eat My Fuc posted:

I'm wearing an AEW hoodie right now and I hate horniness, we exist.

It's happened, I feel solidarity with Eat My Fuc.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

I am horny positive up to a point but when you're just flatly informing me that you're whacking it.... leave a little mystery, y'know?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
horny is prohibited, and I'll scour it from the earth. that's why I'm challenging it to a no hold barred no DQ falls count anywhere match at Madison Square garden on July 6th!!!!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

smarxist posted:

horny is prohibited, and I'll scour it from the earth. that's why I'm challenging it to a no hold barred no DQ falls count anywhere match at Madison Square garden on July 6th!!!!

I have spent my entire life training for this day

Rarity fucked around with this message at 11:18 on May 27, 2020

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon


why is Kenny so terrible at drinking milk

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

There is a battle royal for a shot at the tnt title scheduled.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

It IS Wednesday!

This holiday weekend has me all hosed up so this is going to be me multiple times today

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Bushmeister posted:

why is Kenny so terrible at drinking milk

Milk might feel a little heavy when you’re trying to kill Sammy Guevara with a golf cart

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Huh, so it is Wednesday after all.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Bushmeister posted:

why is Kenny so terrible at drinking milk

He had to have one dump stat to be that good at wrestling.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


hooman posted:

He had to have one dump stat to be that good at wrestling.

OK, that explains his fashion sense, but what about the milk thing?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If you've ever tried to throw back some of that delicious lactose after running a whole lot and throwing dudes and generally being really out of breath you'd find you let some run down your face too.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Aubrey is great
https://twitter.com/BlkNrdProblems/status/1265361781813280769?s=20

CaptainApathyUK
Sep 6, 2010

Anyone got a decent gif of the OWA on Sammy? Ohhh the meme potential.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

smarxist posted:

horny is prohibited, and I'll scour it from the earth. that's why I'm challenging it to a no hold barred no DQ falls count anywhere match at Madison Square garden on July 6th!!!!


so.... a street fight? lol

*anxiously tunes in to see hornys street attire*

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop

Was that at the spot where MJF clutched his foot cause that got me too.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

One of my favorite touches in AEW is Kip and Penelope being each others manager/valet. Sometimes you see valets also wrestle but I feel like you never see a case where the couple are both wrestlers and interfere for each other.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Spiggy posted:

Was that at the spot where MJF clutched his foot cause that got me too.

Not sure if this response is actually earnest or not, but its simplicity made me laugh:

https://twitter.com/ssjkyle/status/1265365935646552065

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


I hope she cuts a shoot promo on AEW for violating HIPPA about her injury

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




AEW running so much wrestling in the past two weeks bodes well for the new show, whenever that happens.

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