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Literally A Person posted:Right? It's totally my fave. youre supposed to compliment mine you selfish JERK!!!! *runs upstairs to room and slams door*
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Good dogs
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The OP also has a particular tendency for discretely stashing 9-volt batteries in his pockets while a wearing his christmas sweater around others. He often encounters passing comments about both the horridness of his ill-fitting extra small sweater and the faint smell of singed pork emanating from his general direction. Unperturbed by the remarks the OP only grimaces, and with his hand in his pocket, continues rhythmically tapping the exposed end of his jimmy-rigged headphones cable on the battery leads while the other end of it is securely clamped to the steel wool pads underneath covering his sweating mipples.
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May 27, 2020 08:48
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The thing you like best is the sound of your own voice/keyboard typing! Boom i wanna pizza as my prize. My address is ur moms house
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May 27, 2020 09:04
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:The thing you like best is the sound of your own voice/keyboard typing! Boom i wanna pizza as my prize. My address is ur moms house I will mail you a hamburger. Hopefully you are still there when it gets there. My mom has had her heart broken so many times, she’s not a one night stand woman. 
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May 27, 2020 09:28
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Dunno if NSFW: https://i.imgur.com/iaUQKlw.jpg
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By popular demand posted:Dunno if NSFW: And here's are new frontrunner.  CONTEST UPDATEThe contest will be closed tomorrow at Noon PST. I will then judge your paltry entries and declare a winner. Will it be you???
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May 27, 2020 14:55
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I'm trimming my toenails today so you can expect, at teh least, on a good big toe clipping in that envelope.
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May 27, 2020 15:22
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DANGER MILL
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my dog died im sad posted:DANGER MILL I hope you had the chance to see my newest toy, Grindey the Fingerprint Removing Workspace. But of course DM is deep in my heart.
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May 27, 2020 15:29
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Baby ducklings! So adorably soft and cute and playful and also they poo poo where they stand, frequently on one another.
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May 27, 2020 16:16
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Alien Sex Manual posted:Baby ducklings! So adorably soft and cute and playful and also they poo poo where they stand, frequently on one another. 
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May 27, 2020 16:18
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i think it's spelled context op
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May 27, 2020 16:24
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The answer is "being the absolute best drat poster on this internet web forums".
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May 27, 2020 16:31
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Colonel Cancer posted:i think it's spelled context op Subtle.  Bronze Fonz posted:The answer is "being the absolute best drat poster on this internet web forums". Those of you who are saying things like this, please continue. I also like compliments about my face and hands.
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May 27, 2020 16:32
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history
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May 27, 2020 16:38
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that's what you'll be if i don't win!!
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May 27, 2020 16:38
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yikes! posted:that's what you'll be if i don't win!! 
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May 27, 2020 16:42
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I'm not sure you realize how great this thread is. I mean, your threads are always the best around here but gently caress this one is just sooo good. Love the way you phrase things and I especially love imagining your beautiful hands typing this magnificient prose for our undeserved benefit. I, quite simply, love you. Did you make me winner yet you loving coward?
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May 27, 2020 16:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4
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It....it's beautiful. Bronze Fonz posted:I'm not sure you realize how great this thread is. I mean, your threads are always the best around here but gently caress this one is just sooo good. Ah, now this is a post worthy of the title contest winner let me just continue reading here... Bronze Fonz posted:Did you make me winner yet you loving coward? YOU VILE BASTARD!!!! YOU WILL NEVER WIN MY CONTEST!! NEVER!!!
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May 27, 2020 16:49
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I will mail you a hamburger. Hopefully you are still there when it gets there. My mom has had her heart broken so many times, she’s not a one night stand woman. Thats some burger
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May 27, 2020 16:55
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Thats some burger They aren’t really that good tbh, it was more about developing the technology. We’re working on fries in the mail now but the grease is obviously a technological hurdle. You know what we say here at ASSBOOB SUPERWINNERS INC., “we take pride in our poo poo usually and it’s not gonna be a total piece of garbage” 
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May 27, 2020 17:25
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Playing xbox while fat
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May 27, 2020 17:30
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LAP you love the way I make you feel when I blow on your toes and it makes you giggle then I give you a quarter to buy some candies
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When someone refers to a meme and you totally get it, but memes are uncool so you just politely smile, quietly smug to have not shown your hand.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:LAP you love the way I make you feel when I blow on your toes and it makes you giggle then I give you a quarter to buy some candies This is so true. I never thought of it this way. Das Boo posted:When someone refers to a meme and you totally get it, but memes are uncool so you just politely smile, quietly smug to have not shown your hand. Oh this is good. I can feel the satisfaction now.
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May 27, 2020 18:39
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Let's be serious, the thing you CRAVE the most is sending me gifts, you handsome mammal.
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Bronze Fonz posted:Let's be serious, the thing you CRAVE the most is sending me gifts, you handsome mammal. It's like you've known me for years.
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May 27, 2020 18:45
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sour candy is better than chocolate candy
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May 27, 2020 18:46
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I mean, unless you're too chicken to send me something. Are you game? You man enough, Allegedly A Person? Think you got what it takes?
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Chinatown posted:sour candy is better than chocolate candy This is a statement of fact. Bronze Fonz posted:I mean, unless you're too chicken to send me something. Now I'm sad because you said mean things to me.
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May 27, 2020 18:48
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Rum candies.
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May 27, 2020 18:58
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Pretty sure it's this.
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twit666 posted:Pretty sure it's this. This looks like my dad in his 20s
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 eating you are own farts i bet
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