if elon blows up a rocket full of astronauts and they still don't pull their spacex contracts so he can keep blowing them up ill be forced to respect him 
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I hope it goes well so it inflates Musk's ego for a bigger fall later. I hope it goes well so one of Elon's products doesn't kill more people than they already have.
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May 27, 2020 20:11
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I was told that Alex from The Expanse was going to be on this pre-show who are all these NASA people
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May 27, 2020 20:14
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Dustcat posted:or you know any kind of thrust that rotates or accelerates the ship laterally is going to jostle your arm relative to the screen I just had this hilarious thought of the astronauts unable to activate something because they can't do a pinch or a spread motion on it. Or if the screen locked and could only be unlocked by fingerprints like a cell phone lol
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May 27, 2020 20:15
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Why the gently caress does it need a touch screen. Give them a loving flight-stick jesus h christ.
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May 27, 2020 20:17
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Ramadu posted:I just had this hilarious thought of the astronauts unable to activate something because they can't do a pinch or a spread motion on it. Or if the screen locked and could only be unlocked by fingerprints like a cell phone lol Part of the preflight involves screaming at a camera so the face unlock is able to recognize the astronauts is an emergency.
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May 27, 2020 20:18
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I can't (and don't want to search) through all the pages to find the website list of the Elon musk failures. Can someone please share it with me. All this rocket talk today has got the muskrats coming out of the woodwork to defend his honor...
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May 27, 2020 20:19
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IKillForPie posted:I can't (and don't want to search) through all the pages to find the website list of the Elon musk failures. Can someone please share it with me. All this rocket talk today has got the muskrats coming out of the woodwork to defend his honor... dude he literally thinks coivd-19 is a hoax and we should open er up lmao
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May 27, 2020 20:20
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IKillForPie posted:I can't (and don't want to search) through all the pages to find the website list of the Elon musk failures. Can someone please share it with me. All this rocket talk today has got the muskrats coming out of the woodwork to defend his honor... https://elonmusk.today/
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May 27, 2020 20:20
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stankmemes dot com oh yeah
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May 27, 2020 20:22
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Lady Militant posted:dude he literally thinks coivd-19 is a hoax and we should open er up lmao You don't have to tell me, I'm here making sure to get my daily dose of musk lols and genuinely hoping that this rocket doesn't explode into a thousand bits for the love of science, and not musk
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May 27, 2020 20:23
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An insane mind posted:Why the gently caress does it need a touch screen. Give them a loving flight-stick jesus h christ. Can’t wait for the gforces to gently caress up the touchscreen calibration and it registers a touch wrong that spikes the rocket into the ground. Everything about this has been designed for appearance and not function. It’s the most American, capitalist thing that could have come out of this hell time line for space 
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May 27, 2020 20:25
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launch america...into the sun
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May 27, 2020 20:28
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Can’t wait for the gforces to gently caress up the touchscreen calibration and it registers a touch wrong that spikes the rocket into the ground. Everything about this has been designed for appearance and not function. It’s the most American, capitalist thing that could have come out of this hell time line for space introducing the spaceX dragon 2.0 with wii controllers.
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May 27, 2020 20:28
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don't worry, in an emergency they break a glass panel and get access to some bluetooth gamepads
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May 27, 2020 20:31
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God drat, it looks incredibly overcast right now.Radirot posted:introducing the spaceX dragon 2.0 with wii controllers. Lol, cockpit shot shows both of them pumping their arms up and down faster and faster, matching their timing to an onscreen Wii Fit Trainer to make rocket go up. Proteus Jones has issued a correction as of 20:35 on May 27, 2020 |
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May 27, 2020 20:31
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oxsnard posted:someone standing next to him was like "oh that must be the stage 1 rockets detaching" and my dad said "no i think the whole thing just blew up" lol that was my mom's reaction when we were watching it from the other side of the state, 'wow we can see it separate this time' I was about 2 years old so I remember little else other than her being all "oh my god" when we got back in and saw what actually happened FAUXTON has issued a correction as of 20:36 on May 27, 2020 |
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May 27, 2020 20:33
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FAUXTON posted:lol that was my mom's reaction when we were watching it from the other side of the state, 'wow we can see it separate this time' I was 2 as well and we lived fairly close to the launch site but I don't remember any of it
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May 27, 2020 20:38
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Dustcat posted:or you know any kind of thrust that rotates or accelerates the ship laterally is going to jostle your arm relative to the screen I’m sure it’s all been accounted for.
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May 27, 2020 20:38
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I think the funniest thing that would happen would be if it goes well but news is too busy talking about the Minneapolis riots and that pisses off Trump and/or Musk.
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May 27, 2020 20:39
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oxsnard posted:I was 2 as well and we lived fairly close to the launch site but I don't remember any of it I was six and one of the kids who was watching it live on TV in the classroom. It was ah...yeah.
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May 27, 2020 20:41
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It kinda sucks that the astronauts have to sit there for so long before launch. I'd have to pee.
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May 27, 2020 20:46
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:It kinda sucks that the astronauts have to sit there for so long before launch. I'd have to pee. They just let loose in their suits. Well the old ones. I dunno how Elon disrupted space diaper tech
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May 27, 2020 20:47
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There's probably a touchscreen in their space pants too.
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May 27, 2020 20:49
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SelenicMartian posted:There's probably a touchscreen in their space pants too. well there's a self-inserting catheter, but it mistakes your nuts for a traffic cone
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May 27, 2020 20:50
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Cthulu Carl posted:They just let loose in their suits. He said diapers are for babies and took them away so they are going to poop their suits.
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May 27, 2020 20:51
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Stay safe, astronaut ghosts. ETA: I really do hope this goes well, and the astronauts are fine.
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May 27, 2020 20:52
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Escape system armed. They're about to pump it with fuel. ""The safest launch vehicle ever blown"?
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May 27, 2020 20:53
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Cthulu Carl posted:I dunno how Elon disrupted space diaper tech He's been doing extensive testing on twitter
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May 27, 2020 20:57
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I think the funniest thing that would happen would be if it goes well but news is too busy talking about the Minneapolis riots and that pisses off Trump and/or Musk. 
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May 27, 2020 20:59
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saw this on the twitter and thought of you guys https://twitter.com/ShortingIsFun/status/1265736753761136640
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May 27, 2020 21:16
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i think i just heard them abort
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May 27, 2020 21:17
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Launch aborted
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May 27, 2020 21:18
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May 27, 2020 21:19
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mission scrubbed but I have an inkling musk is gonna try to force it through anyways
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May 27, 2020 21:19
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I guess you can dusk the Musk
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May 27, 2020 21:19
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Kazinsal posted:mission scrubbed but I have an inkling musk is gonna try to force it through anyways Not a chance. That's not how these things work.
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May 27, 2020 21:20
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The touchscreen involves swiping around menus as well lol great idea for when you are pulling gee's and lose telemetry+remote control
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May 27, 2020 21:21
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a neurotic ai posted:Not a chance. That's not how these things work. I know that, and you know that, but Musk probably doesn't care
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Cthulu Carl posted:I'm watching the coverage on Science Channel because I hate myself and it will force me to keep working and LOL that Katy Perry has a more stable teleconference connection than Adam Savage in his space nerd cosplay. Thats because Katy Perry is a consummate professional and Adam Savage is a moron who injured himself wiping down a spinning lathe
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