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angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Dolphin safe tuna

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

angryrobots posted:

Dolphin safe tuna

Why wouldn't I eat dolphin? Ever hear of brain food?

Khanstant posted:


eating you are own farts i bet

So, uh this is now winning.


Close second

yikes! posted:

making FAKE contests

You won't be saying it's fake when some awesome goon get's a big envelope filled with stupid poo poo.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




What you like most is getting attention AND making others happy.

Should I send my addy by PM?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bronze Fonz posted:

What you like most is getting attention AND making others happy.

Should I send my addy by PM?

How can these other scrubs even compete???

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


mods please rename thread to Literally A Contest

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
It's rear end and I ain't posting mine

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Spinz posted:

It's rear end and I ain't posting mine

I always knew you were a smart lady....

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Khanstant posted:


eating you are own farts i bet

What is this MASTERPIECE!?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's art. That's what it is.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




What you like most is fantasizing about looting.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Bronze Fonz you are really good at this game, dang it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*unzips pants*

my door is now open bitches

Loot DEEZ

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I will never be as good as you.

e: I'm talking to LAP, obviously.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bronze Fonz posted:

I will never be as good as you.

e: I'm talking to LAP, obviously.

This is true but it's the journey that matters not the destination.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Only 4 little hours left before I name a winner and start finding filthy things to send to them.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The thing you love the most is me :kimchi:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Who What Now posted:

The thing you love the most is me :kimchi:

I mean, I do love each and every goon the very best so in a way you're right.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You don't love me, you only love my dick!
:smith:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Literally A Person posted:

Only 4 little hours left before I name a winner and start finding filthy things to send to them.

I hope that your heart, a shining beacon of love in this grim hellscape of doom, remembers the warm moments we shared shitposting side by side, hand in hand, soul to soul.

:love:

Remember me, always, as passionately as I will remember you.





:love:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Hey LAP I ever show you my favorite painting?

Look at this masterpiece!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Well, consider this contest OVER.

Winner is: :siren:BRONZIE FONZIE:siren:

He just kissed the most rear end. It wasn't even close. So everyone say congratulations to the Fonz and Fonz, shoot me a PM or an e-mail at apersonliterally@gmail.com and we will discuss your PRIZES!!!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Son of a BITCH! :argh:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

It was a nice try, Clammy. There are no losers here. Just people who didn't win.

Which in a way is kind of like a loser. Yep, losers.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And after all that effort!:mad::arghfist:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

By popular demand posted:

And after all that effort!:mad::arghfist:

I saw that you really put your heart into it but it turns out that you lack any fundamental talent and heart really isn't enough to win anything.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
He who kisseth rear end has the foulest breath

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

It was a nice try, Clammy. There are no losers here. Just people who didn't win.

Which in a way is kind of like a loser. Yep, losers.

:cry:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sjs00 posted:

He who kisseth rear end has the foulest breath

And the best chance of winning any contest judged by me. A man with an ego the size of a building and the good looks to match.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Literally A Person posted:

And the best chance of winning any contest judged by me. A man with an ego the size of a building and the good looks to match.

Buildings are an endangered species now
Because they're in danger

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hope that you enjoyed my cock because you're never having it again!
:cry: I don't deserve this.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sjs00 posted:

Buildings are an endangered species now
Because they're in danger

Uh. Yes. Certainly running low on buildings. :thunk:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Fine, I didn’t want to win anyway

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Fine, I didn’t want to win anyway

Get a load of Mr. I-didn’t-want-to-win-anyway over here?

:lol: you're so transparent.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Literally A Person posted:

Well, consider this contest OVER.

Winner is: :siren:BRONZIE FONZIE:siren:

He just kissed the most rear end. It wasn't even close. So everyone say congratulations to the Fonz and Fonz, shoot me a PM or an e-mail at apersonliterally@gmail.com and we will discuss your PRIZES!!!!!

Oh my god, I don't know what to say.

Oh god I'm gonna cry. I know I make it look easy but I wasn't always a 5-star asskisser, there was a time when I would've barely managed a lick. But when it comes time to eat that rear end, I get down and god drat it, I eat that rear end.
I hope to inspire children all over the world to realize that if you believe in yourself, you can kiss ANY man's rear end!

Thank you so much!!!

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The parcel containing THE PRIZE is in the mail.

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