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Dolphin safe tuna
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# ? May 27, 2020 19:15 |
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angryrobots posted:Dolphin safe tuna Why wouldn't I eat dolphin? Ever hear of brain food? Khanstant posted:
So, uh this is now winning. Close second yikes! posted:making FAKE contests You won't be saying it's fake when some awesome goon get's a big envelope filled with stupid poo poo.
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# ? May 27, 2020 20:09 |
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What you like most is getting attention AND making others happy. Should I send my addy by PM?
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# ? May 27, 2020 20:55 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:What you like most is getting attention AND making others happy. How can these other scrubs even compete???
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# ? May 27, 2020 22:07 |
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mods please rename thread to Literally A Contest
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# ? May 27, 2020 22:12 |
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It's rear end and I ain't posting mine
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# ? May 27, 2020 22:25 |
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Spinz posted:It's rear end and I ain't posting mine I always knew you were a smart lady....
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# ? May 27, 2020 22:27 |
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Khanstant posted:
What is this MASTERPIECE!?
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# ? May 27, 2020 22:51 |
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It's art. That's what it is.
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# ? May 27, 2020 23:43 |
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What you like most is fantasizing about looting.
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# ? May 28, 2020 05:12 |
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Bronze Fonz you are really good at this game, dang it.
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# ? May 28, 2020 05:15 |
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*unzips pants* my door is now open bitches Loot DEEZ
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# ? May 28, 2020 05:19 |
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I will never be as good as you. e: I'm talking to LAP, obviously.
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# ? May 28, 2020 05:19 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:I will never be as good as you. This is true but it's the journey that matters not the destination.
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# ? May 28, 2020 05:23 |
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Only 4 little hours left before I name a winner and start finding filthy things to send to them.
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# ? May 28, 2020 15:44 |
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The thing you love the most is me
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# ? May 28, 2020 16:28 |
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Who What Now posted:The thing you love the most is me I mean, I do love each and every goon the very best so in a way you're right.
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# ? May 28, 2020 16:32 |
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You don't love me, you only love my dick!
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# ? May 28, 2020 17:48 |
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Literally A Person posted:Only 4 little hours left before I name a winner and start finding filthy things to send to them. I hope that your heart, a shining beacon of love in this grim hellscape of doom, remembers the warm moments we shared shitposting side by side, hand in hand, soul to soul. Remember me, always, as passionately as I will remember you.
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# ? May 28, 2020 17:52 |
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Hey LAP I ever show you my favorite painting? Look at this masterpiece!
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# ? May 28, 2020 18:25 |
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Well, consider this contest OVER. Winner is: BRONZIE FONZIE He just kissed the most rear end. It wasn't even close. So everyone say congratulations to the Fonz and Fonz, shoot me a PM or an e-mail at apersonliterally@gmail.com and we will discuss your PRIZES!!!!!
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:00 |
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Son of a BITCH!
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:01 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Son of a BITCH! It was a nice try, Clammy. There are no losers here. Just people who didn't win. Which in a way is kind of like a loser. Yep, losers.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:02 |
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And after all that effort!
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:04 |
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By popular demand posted:And after all that effort! I saw that you really put your heart into it but it turns out that you lack any fundamental talent and heart really isn't enough to win anything.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:06 |
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He who kisseth rear end has the foulest breath
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:06 |
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Literally A Person posted:It was a nice try, Clammy. There are no losers here. Just people who didn't win.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:07 |
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Sjs00 posted:He who kisseth rear end has the foulest breath And the best chance of winning any contest judged by me. A man with an ego the size of a building and the good looks to match.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:07 |
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Literally A Person posted:And the best chance of winning any contest judged by me. A man with an ego the size of a building and the good looks to match. Buildings are an endangered species now Because they're in danger
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:09 |
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I hope that you enjoyed my cock because you're never having it again! I don't deserve this.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:10 |
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Sjs00 posted:Buildings are an endangered species now Uh. Yes. Certainly running low on buildings.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:10 |
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Fine, I didn’t want to win anyway
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:12 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Fine, I didn’t want to win anyway Get a load of Mr. I-didn’t-want-to-win-anyway over here? you're so transparent.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:31 |
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Literally A Person posted:Well, consider this contest OVER. Oh my god, I don't know what to say. Oh god I'm gonna cry. I know I make it look easy but I wasn't always a 5-star asskisser, there was a time when I would've barely managed a lick. But when it comes time to eat that rear end, I get down and god drat it, I eat that rear end. I hope to inspire children all over the world to realize that if you believe in yourself, you can kiss ANY man's rear end! Thank you so much!!!
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# ? May 29, 2020 00:40 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 20:03 |
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The parcel containing THE PRIZE is in the mail.
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