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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

RFC2324 posted:

I hadn't heard about this before, but it sounds like "2 cops on horseback in georgia rode down an unarmed black man(then a third hit him with a truck)"

is this more or less accurate?

No. Two white armed non-cops (one was retired cop) and a third white non-cop man (unclear whether or not armed) got in two trucks and chased a black man on foot and killed him.

They had a “hunch” he was a thief but nothing was stolen in reality.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

mlmp08 posted:

No. Two white armed non-cops (one was retired cop) and a third white non-cop man (unclear whether or not armed) got in two trucks and chased a black man on foot and killed him.

They had a “hunch” he was a thief but nothing was stolen in reality.

welp

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Weed is still illegal in Finland. :(

Oh goddamn it. I was really liking the idea of Finland.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
String them all up.

Arberys' killers, I mean. Not Finns.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

RFC2324 posted:

I hadn't heard about this before, but it sounds like "2 cops on horseback in georgia rode down an unarmed black man(then a third hit him with a truck)"

is this more or less accurate?

There were no cops.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Oh goddamn it. I was really liking the idea of Finland.

I will only smuggle you into nz if you bring a cool dog

This means chihuahuas are out

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I will only smuggle you into nz if you bring a cool dog

This means chihuahuas are out

How about a chill cat and awesome dog?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Border collies are most definitely cool dogs

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I kinda want to start calling Beans a border catty. He herds Frank.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/caseygripps/status/1268289441975713794?s=20

NYPD is rushing cops out of the Academy to get them into Riot gear.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/caseygripps/status/1268289441975713794?s=20

NYPD is rushing cops out of the Academy to get them into Riot gear.

Literally the plot of Police Academy.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Is it too early to post this?

https://youtu.be/KPGyt3ZDv2Y

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


PeterCat posted:

Literally the plot of Police Academy.

tbf Mahoney and his crew were pretty awesome

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


pmchem posted:

tbf Mahoney and his crew were pretty awesome

https://youtu.be/1HuIILdA8Lg

Oh yeah, stay outta my booze!

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


PeterCat posted:

Literally the plot of Police Academy.

They're all Tackleberry

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

This thread is almost five days old. In those five days it has covered:

  • Lakota medevac helicopters hovering to disperse crowds
  • Videos of police setting up brick piles
  • Countless videos of police smashing people
  • Lincoln Memorial militarized
  • Lafayette Park clearing
  • Esper's sort of rebellion
  • Mattis' essay
  • Manhattan Bridge detention
  • Endless attempts to identify various troops/cops who are all trying to not be identified
  • Practical advice on fleeing the states for Finland

Let's see what the next five days has in store

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



A brief respite from the horrors of war on the streets of America for some grade A SCP poo poo.

https://twitter.com/HutchinsonDave/status/1268484803705307139?s=19

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Pryor on Fire posted:

This thread is almost five days old. In those five days it has covered:

  • Lakota medevac helicopters hovering to disperse crowds
  • Videos of police setting up brick piles
  • Countless videos of police smashing people
  • Lincoln Memorial militarized
  • Lafayette Park clearing
  • Esper's sort of rebellion
  • Mattis' essay
  • Manhattan Bridge detention
  • Endless attempts to identify various troops/cops who are all trying to not be identified
  • Practical advice on fleeing the states for Finland

Let's see what the next five days has in store

I'm gonna go for broke: A goddamn flying saucer landing on the white house lawn.

Police club the aliens that come out because they're the wrong shade of green.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


a cluster of antennae extend and everyone around the world hears, in their native language

THIS IS AN UNLAWFUL PLANETARY SETTLEMENT. DISPERSE IMMEDIATELY, OR WE CANNOT GUARANTEE YOUR SAFETY.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
the aliens are going to steam the meat off our bones

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Doc Hawkins posted:

a cluster of antennae extend and everyone around the world hears, in their native language

THIS IS AN UNLAWFUL PLANETARY SETTLEMENT. DISPERSE IMMEDIATELY, OR WE CANNOT GUARANTEE YOUR SAFETY.

Watterson already kinda did it:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

As Nero Danced posted:

I'm gonna go for broke: A goddamn flying saucer landing on the white house lawn.

Police club the aliens that come out because they're the wrong shade of green.

HE HAD A RAY GUN I HAD NO CHOICE :cop:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





BIG HEADLINE posted:

Watterson already kinda did it:



Watterson was far, far too good for us

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Pryor on Fire posted:

This thread is almost five days old. In those five days it has covered:

  • Lakota medevac helicopters hovering to disperse crowds
  • Videos of police setting up brick piles
  • Countless videos of police smashing people
  • Lincoln Memorial militarized
  • Lafayette Park clearing
  • Esper's sort of rebellion
  • Mattis' essay
  • Manhattan Bridge detention
  • Endless attempts to identify various troops/cops who are all trying to not be identified
  • Practical advice on fleeing the states for Finland

Let's see what the next five days has in store

Depending on what the rest of the month brings, we may have to goldmine this thread for the record of history.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


So this happened in the DC area monday
https://twitter.com/VicStoddard/status/1268620623489560576

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

This, more than the troops on the Lincoln Memorial is why I am looking up immigration requirements in friendlier countries.

Trump is the symptom, not the disease.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Whatever that guy’s soon to be former profession may be, he’s going to wish that he was a magician so he could disappear. The entire DC bike community is looking for this guy.

This was tweeted further down in the replies, but I encountered this guy a few days ago:

https://mobile.twitter.com/lauren_starrett/status/1268583966304546818

He was on my street and calling a woman a lot of nasty names while recording her. My wife and I walked by and I asked what was going on, and she said he was following her and yelling at her because she called him out on the printed Justice for George/BLM signs that people have been printing out and hanging up. I told him to gently caress off and get out of here and since most racists are also cowards, he did while muttering curses to himself.

I hope I don’t see him on my block again but if I do he’s going to learn very directly that he’s not welcome here, what with the several mixed race and POC families here.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
He's gonna be on Strava. Yup, some one on Twitter confirmed

https://twitter.com/Batmancanseeu/status/1268677348792176640

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Looks like he was concealed carry too. Be careful got some strong cop energy too.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
General Mattis Crosses Potomac With 100,000 Troops; President, Senate Flee City


https://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/general-mattis-crosses-potomac-100000-troops-president-senate-flee-city/

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

https://twitter.com/NixonValet/status/1266954466986606597

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268684040334446593?s=19

lol

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Woodchip posted:

General Mattis Crosses Potomac With 100,000 Troops; President, Senate Flee City


https://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/general-mattis-crosses-potomac-100000-troops-president-senate-flee-city/

Thank you for reminding me that Duffle Blog exists.

https://www.duffelblog.com/2020/06/air-force-gentrifies-marine-mout/

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Suicide Watch posted:

He's gonna be on Strava. Yup, some one on Twitter confirmed

https://twitter.com/Batmancanseeu/status/1268677348792176640

So who is he?

And why his tits so goddamn big?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

not caring here posted:

So who is he?

And why his tits so goddamn big?

Don't steroids make you grow tits?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Disagree. Donnie's gassy stroll is one of those events, with on-the-ground video, consequences, pictures, and fascistic undertones that the whole event will be a massive, massive Thing for a long time.

I mean, people have said what I've said about a zillion other things, but the gassy stroll was on its own level.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

It's consistently better than The Onion these days.

https://www.duffelblog.com/2020/05/coronavirus-cancels-billions-of-man-hours-of-pointless-military-bullshit/

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

BigDave posted:

Don't steroids make you grow tits?

Opposite. On cycle/using you build muscle even if you aren’t putting in much work. When you go off cycle is when your body isn’t producing testosterone properly because it’s been dependent on synthetic testosterone, but now that is removed so your test to estrogen levels are out of whack giving your tits. My best friend growing up is really into powerlifting and watching his body yo-yo is insane. Pretty sure he’s going to die before 50 because of the constant stress.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
The duffeblog link to this is brutal, jack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMKrvFubpJY

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dude absolutely looks and acts like an old ex-cop

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