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Hey everyone, If you remember the Saga's of PORCH BROTH, I have recently discovered that the mulch pile where I hid and disposed of most of the PORCH BROTH is now teaming with life. I now have POTATOES growing in my mulch pile, which I can only speculate has bonded with the PORCH BROTH, to create some new hybrid breed of Potatoes.  I really need some name suggestions for what this hybrid plant should be called.
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brotatoes
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Jun 6, 2020 23:39
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I actually don't remember, please enlighten me.
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Jun 6, 2020 23:46
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im going to steal the broth plants
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Jun 6, 2020 23:46
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Soup tree
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Jun 6, 2020 23:47
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Sid Vicious posted:im going to steal the broth plants As King of GBS I already gotta give you a tithe of my crop please don't take more.
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Jun 6, 2020 23:48
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i need all of the broth platn
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Jun 6, 2020 23:49
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For real though I wouldn't eat those hosed up trash potatoes but dump some more soil on top and turn it a few times over the next 6 months and you got some quality compost goin' that's a pretty nice lookin pile mm yeah real good
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Jun 6, 2020 23:50
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rear end
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Jun 6, 2020 23:50
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Is what you should call them
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Jun 6, 2020 23:51
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Compost milord
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Jun 6, 2020 23:53
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Tom Gorman posted:For real though I wouldn't eat those hosed up trash potatoes but dump some more soil on top and turn it a few times over the next 6 months and you got some quality compost goin' that's a pretty nice lookin pile mm yeah real good Yeah no way in hell I'm eating those potatoes, we got a seperate sane potato patch not fueled my corpses of mice from our cat and porch broth
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Jun 6, 2020 23:55
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Eat the
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Jun 7, 2020 00:01
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I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight! 
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Jun 7, 2020 00:07
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Chazzwozzers
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Jun 7, 2020 00:11
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Don't waste that amazing bunch of ingredients and make potato tacos!!
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Jun 7, 2020 00:11
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Potato latkes imo
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Jun 7, 2020 00:11
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Tbh the garbage pile potatoes are doing a lot better than our garden potatoes. Garden ones got ransacked by our chickens and haven't really recovered.
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Jun 7, 2020 00:13
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pootatoes
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Jun 7, 2020 00:44
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Mozi posted:brotatoes proth
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Jun 7, 2020 00:51
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You should continue pouring rancid broth onto these wroth of the broth spawned potatoes. For science.
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Jun 7, 2020 01:11
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Portungus.
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Jun 7, 2020 01:17
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Edgar posted:You should continue pouring rancid broth onto these wroth of the broth spawned potatoes. For science. Feel free to leave more on my porch at any moment. I am accepting broth donations for 
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Jun 7, 2020 01:41
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Feed the pootatoes to your friends and family and see if they get sick before you eat them yourself.
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Jun 7, 2020 01:43
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The potato carcasses in my compost bin did this too. I didn’t put porch broth in there so I was thinking about maybe transplanting them into the regular garden? I don’t know if this is ok this is only the second year we’ve had a garden and I’m incredibly dumb.
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Jun 7, 2020 01:52
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You made poo poo potatoes?
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Jun 7, 2020 01:53
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OP your av reminds me of orkin mang. orkin mang was cool. Derpies eat the taters
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Jun 7, 2020 01:54
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Honky Dong Country posted:
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Jun 7, 2020 03:52
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I ate bugs for GBS once. Eat the fuckin tubers you coward.
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Jun 7, 2020 04:28
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The potato carcasses in my compost bin did this too. I didn’t put porch broth in there so I was thinking about maybe transplanting them into the regular garden? I don’t know if this is ok this is only the second year we’ve had a garden and I’m incredibly dumb. I also have no loving clue if they're edible or even transportable. I tried to dig some up to see if they're even potato like but I can't find any.
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Jun 7, 2020 04:32
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Derpies posted:I also have no loving clue if they're edible or even transportable. I tried to dig some up to see if they're even potato like but I can't find any. g...g...ghost potato!
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Jun 7, 2020 04:41
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Honky Dong Country posted:OP your av reminds me of orkin mang. orkin mang was cool. I miss him. There is no orkin here so I always thought he was just orking, but in a laid back fashion.
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Jun 7, 2020 06:59
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I’ll read this later bookmarking
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Jun 7, 2020 07:02
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Broth
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Jun 7, 2020 11:45
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why won't you eat the porchtatoes? you some kind of coward? who cares if they grew up in mouse corpses and broth. other potatoes grow up in mounds of poo poo. im voting 1 unless you eat at least one.
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Jun 7, 2020 11:52
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Borth
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Jun 7, 2020 14:18
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Make them into a mashed potato enema, op
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Jun 7, 2020 15:09
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He who controls the porch broth controls the universe.
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Jun 7, 2020 15:22
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Alien Sex Manual posted:pootatoes Is this the case, OP? Did you poo poo your pants while on the porch in your rocking chair, then mop it up, and wring the mopful of "porch broth" onto your compost pile?
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Jun 7, 2020 15:44
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porch brothers in arms
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