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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You may have heard of the phrase "don't judge a book by its cover" but have you considered something similar regarding porno titles? Such as THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES, PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST, and WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY? They have surely got your pants oozing with cream at the titles alone.

But what if you walked into a porn store and was hellbent on walking out with something spicy and sexy based on the something awful forums, what titles would catch your eye and your hands?

:gooncamp: I have a couple of ideas :gooncamp:
General Butt Sluts
Dicks & Dames
Dicks & Dames 2: What Were Their Names?
Qocks, Cocks, and Schlongs
Be Your Own Balls
Filthy Forums Fuckers 5: gently caress Your Anus, Dad!

What other titles would erotically enrapture you based on the name alone?

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Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Goons With Boners

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Goons With Boners

Goons' Two Moons

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Goons in poons

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Big Slutty Shits
The Crackwhore's Cunthouse

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Microwave's Mom Wears Lingerie And Sucks on My Weiner Until I Bust drat She's An Attractive Woman and I Wish That Would Have Happened to me IRL Vol 1.

e: oh like forums forums oh I get it. Lame

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jun 7, 2020

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Chinatown FUCKS

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

E: well it's lame if it's just forum names I thought they meant like forum related puns in general well that's no good, I'm no good is what I'm saying

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Spinsters Tities

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You Can't Bust The Krust, But You Can Bust A Nut

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Lover's Colon 16: Archived Anuses

Tit loving Rascals

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh nyd, crumbs in the bed vol IV :nyd:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Little Swamp Booger Baby: loving and Getting hosed When Will It End

Anime Bernie Bro
Feb 4, 2020

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You Love Little Schlongs 11: Fitting Cock Cabins

Sid Vicious In Bed :twisted:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Your Console Sucks me Off

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Applewhite posted:

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Hahaha

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
features of the bush [with pictures]

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

yosposters loving their computers and cumming in them.mkv

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Cinema Incesto

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Autoerotic Insanity

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Dicks & Dongs

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

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Posting Gloryhole

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Titty IV

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
general butt poo poo

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
the Cavern of Cuckolds

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Heavy Panting

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Apr 6, 2011

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hosed Your rear end, Daisy

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Goons Who Spoon

The Footfetish Funhouse

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You Look at Tits

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Post Your Fuckvids

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

project.hog

Rapidly Going Soft

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
The Fisting Range.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
RAW D

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Quickie Cum Shots

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Inspect Your Gonads

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Aug 3, 2014

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Feel Your Anal Drippage
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Come Suck Paenus After Mating

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